We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Monday, August 31, 2009
My Weirdest Outing
Yesterday I had the weirdest outing ever.
My morning started with tuition at 11.30am. It was pretty unprepared because I was out the whole day and night on Saturday. Anyway, tuition ended at 1pm. So I went to Dhoby, was 10minutes late, and the only person who was there was Yap. ._.
Oh it was a Hecate outing, yep, the CSC orientation group. So we met the others later and then we got tickets to watch Bruno. Which is a fantastic show. You're totally advised to watch it if
1. you're Gabriel or
2. you're blind or
3. you're retarded AND blind or
4. you're my enemy
So, catch it before it's out of cinema.
Anyway, it makes perfect sense for us to watch Bruno... right? EXCEPT we had to pay for our tickets, which then makes us either Gabriel, blind, or retarded and blind. I think we were retarded. WHY DID WE WATCH BRUNO FOR OHMYGUANYINGMA HOLY SHINY GLOVES SAKE. Bruno's a show meant for extreme traumatizing of kids like us so we'll engage in activities out of the world later on (you'll see).
After 80minutes of pure horror, and 'what the fuck was that?' we left the cinema feeling truly traumatized. (It's R21 for a reason. Oh, I sneaked in by the way, if you're wondering.) Feeling really down and depressed, Ian and Karhian left the pack (of wolves Hecate haha!) to head home to heal their demolished souls. The rest of us (Steph, Russel, Yaokun, Yap and I) decided we needed something warm and happy to change our emo nemo views of the world.
So we headed to the youtiao/tauhuey place near the nice chicken rice along Selegie Road. Then we had youtiao/tauhuey and we felt a little happier because the world didn't feel like such a sad place to exist in afterall. But we couldn't help making reference to the holy B movie once in awhile. Which is really really disturbing to the max.
Time then was about 5.30pm and we were too full to have dinner. So we walked to Bugis where we decided we need to pray. So we went to the Chinese temple on Si Ma Lu to pray. NO I'M NOT KIDDING. I've pictures, except Steph hasn't uploaded them yet. The 5 of us really did go pray in the Chinese temple in a bid to make ourselves feel less sinful. So we lighted three joss sticks each and prayed to atone for our treacherous sin of watching Bruno.
In case you're wondering what Bruno is all about, like why will a movie depress us that much? I'm telling you, DON'T WONDER. Don't even think about the word Bruno because the word itself is poisonous. Alright alright, it's just gay porn. Bruno (main guy) is gay. Like super gay, real gay kind of gay. And it's not funny. Some parts are, but most of the parts are just wtf and makes you want to dig your eyeballs out to throw at the screen. On second thoughts, maybe not, I won't want my eyes so near him ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Alright, back to our outing. After going to pray at Si Ma Lu, we walked to Bras Basah Complex Popular where we started reading on a numerology book written by some weird woman. So we stayed there counting our life path numbers and it's stupid hilarious to the max because according to the book, I'm as humanitarian as Mother Theresa and Russel is a polygamist. HAHAHA. What's funnier is we stayed there reading the book for an hour. =0
And if the day wasn't weird enough, the 5 of us roamed to Arab Street. We wanted to have dinner at this place on Haji Lane but that place wasn't open. So we roamed and roamed till we found an affordable nice-looking place. Settled down and what! It's Middle Eastern food. LOLOL! Okayyyyyyy so we ordered... stuff. I can't remember the names, at all. And Russel's mint tea is so Colgate it's like they make juice out of toothpaste. Gross, I know. The food was actually okay (amazed!)and I found out Arabs aren't exactly indians. LOL.
Seriously, first traumatizing movie, first visit to temple in Si Ma Lu, WITH FRIENDS SOMEMORE, first middle eastern dinner, and to end the night, we visited the statues somewhere in that vicinity. Plato really looked like Jesus in the dark. Alright no offense, casual remark about the statues nia.
That's it. Beat that!
9:28:00 PM because I say so
My morning started with tuition at 11.30am. It was pretty unprepared because I was out the whole day and night on Saturday. Anyway, tuition ended at 1pm. So I went to Dhoby, was 10minutes late, and the only person who was there was Yap. ._.
Oh it was a Hecate outing, yep, the CSC orientation group. So we met the others later and then we got tickets to watch Bruno. Which is a fantastic show. You're totally advised to watch it if
1. you're Gabriel or
2. you're blind or
3. you're retarded AND blind or
4. you're my enemy
So, catch it before it's out of cinema.
Anyway, it makes perfect sense for us to watch Bruno... right? EXCEPT we had to pay for our tickets, which then makes us either Gabriel, blind, or retarded and blind. I think we were retarded. WHY DID WE WATCH BRUNO FOR OHMYGUANYINGMA HOLY SHINY GLOVES SAKE. Bruno's a show meant for extreme traumatizing of kids like us so we'll engage in activities out of the world later on (you'll see).
After 80minutes of pure horror, and 'what the fuck was that?' we left the cinema feeling truly traumatized. (It's R21 for a reason. Oh, I sneaked in by the way, if you're wondering.) Feeling really down and depressed, Ian and Karhian left the pack (of wolves Hecate haha!) to head home to heal their demolished souls. The rest of us (Steph, Russel, Yaokun, Yap and I) decided we needed something warm and happy to change our emo nemo views of the world.
So we headed to the youtiao/tauhuey place near the nice chicken rice along Selegie Road. Then we had youtiao/tauhuey and we felt a little happier because the world didn't feel like such a sad place to exist in afterall. But we couldn't help making reference to the holy B movie once in awhile. Which is really really disturbing to the max.
Time then was about 5.30pm and we were too full to have dinner. So we walked to Bugis where we decided we need to pray. So we went to the Chinese temple on Si Ma Lu to pray. NO I'M NOT KIDDING. I've pictures, except Steph hasn't uploaded them yet. The 5 of us really did go pray in the Chinese temple in a bid to make ourselves feel less sinful. So we lighted three joss sticks each and prayed to atone for our treacherous sin of watching Bruno.
In case you're wondering what Bruno is all about, like why will a movie depress us that much? I'm telling you, DON'T WONDER. Don't even think about the word Bruno because the word itself is poisonous. Alright alright, it's just gay porn. Bruno (main guy) is gay. Like super gay, real gay kind of gay. And it's not funny. Some parts are, but most of the parts are just wtf and makes you want to dig your eyeballs out to throw at the screen. On second thoughts, maybe not, I won't want my eyes so near him ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Alright, back to our outing. After going to pray at Si Ma Lu, we walked to Bras Basah Complex Popular where we started reading on a numerology book written by some weird woman. So we stayed there counting our life path numbers and it's stupid hilarious to the max because according to the book, I'm as humanitarian as Mother Theresa and Russel is a polygamist. HAHAHA. What's funnier is we stayed there reading the book for an hour. =0
And if the day wasn't weird enough, the 5 of us roamed to Arab Street. We wanted to have dinner at this place on Haji Lane but that place wasn't open. So we roamed and roamed till we found an affordable nice-looking place. Settled down and what! It's Middle Eastern food. LOLOL! Okayyyyyyy so we ordered... stuff. I can't remember the names, at all. And Russel's mint tea is so Colgate it's like they make juice out of toothpaste. Gross, I know. The food was actually okay (amazed!)and I found out Arabs aren't exactly indians. LOL.
Seriously, first traumatizing movie, first visit to temple in Si Ma Lu, WITH FRIENDS SOMEMORE, first middle eastern dinner, and to end the night, we visited the statues somewhere in that vicinity. Plato really looked like Jesus in the dark. Alright no offense, casual remark about the statues nia.
That's it. Beat that!
9:28:00 PM because I say so