We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Monday, August 31, 2009
My Weirdest Outing
Yesterday I had the weirdest outing ever.
My morning started with tuition at 11.30am. It was pretty unprepared because I was out the whole day and night on Saturday. Anyway, tuition ended at 1pm. So I went to Dhoby, was 10minutes late, and the only person who was there was Yap. ._.
Oh it was a Hecate outing, yep, the CSC orientation group. So we met the others later and then we got tickets to watch Bruno. Which is a fantastic show. You're totally advised to watch it if
1. you're Gabriel or
2. you're blind or
3. you're retarded AND blind or
4. you're my enemy
So, catch it before it's out of cinema.
Anyway, it makes perfect sense for us to watch Bruno... right? EXCEPT we had to pay for our tickets, which then makes us either Gabriel, blind, or retarded and blind. I think we were retarded. WHY DID WE WATCH BRUNO FOR OHMYGUANYINGMA HOLY SHINY GLOVES SAKE. Bruno's a show meant for extreme traumatizing of kids like us so we'll engage in activities out of the world later on (you'll see).
After 80minutes of pure horror, and 'what the fuck was that?' we left the cinema feeling truly traumatized. (It's R21 for a reason. Oh, I sneaked in by the way, if you're wondering.) Feeling really down and depressed, Ian and Karhian left the pack (of wolves Hecate haha!) to head home to heal their demolished souls. The rest of us (Steph, Russel, Yaokun, Yap and I) decided we needed something warm and happy to change our emo nemo views of the world.
So we headed to the youtiao/tauhuey place near the nice chicken rice along Selegie Road. Then we had youtiao/tauhuey and we felt a little happier because the world didn't feel like such a sad place to exist in afterall. But we couldn't help making reference to the holy B movie once in awhile. Which is really really disturbing to the max.
Time then was about 5.30pm and we were too full to have dinner. So we walked to Bugis where we decided we need to pray. So we went to the Chinese temple on Si Ma Lu to pray. NO I'M NOT KIDDING. I've pictures, except Steph hasn't uploaded them yet. The 5 of us really did go pray in the Chinese temple in a bid to make ourselves feel less sinful. So we lighted three joss sticks each and prayed to atone for our treacherous sin of watching Bruno.
In case you're wondering what Bruno is all about, like why will a movie depress us that much? I'm telling you, DON'T WONDER. Don't even think about the word Bruno because the word itself is poisonous. Alright alright, it's just gay porn. Bruno (main guy) is gay. Like super gay, real gay kind of gay. And it's not funny. Some parts are, but most of the parts are just wtf and makes you want to dig your eyeballs out to throw at the screen. On second thoughts, maybe not, I won't want my eyes so near him ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Alright, back to our outing. After going to pray at Si Ma Lu, we walked to Bras Basah Complex Popular where we started reading on a numerology book written by some weird woman. So we stayed there counting our life path numbers and it's stupid hilarious to the max because according to the book, I'm as humanitarian as Mother Theresa and Russel is a polygamist. HAHAHA. What's funnier is we stayed there reading the book for an hour. =0
And if the day wasn't weird enough, the 5 of us roamed to Arab Street. We wanted to have dinner at this place on Haji Lane but that place wasn't open. So we roamed and roamed till we found an affordable nice-looking place. Settled down and what! It's Middle Eastern food. LOLOL! Okayyyyyyy so we ordered... stuff. I can't remember the names, at all. And Russel's mint tea is so Colgate it's like they make juice out of toothpaste. Gross, I know. The food was actually okay (amazed!)and I found out Arabs aren't exactly indians. LOL.
Seriously, first traumatizing movie, first visit to temple in Si Ma Lu, WITH FRIENDS SOMEMORE, first middle eastern dinner, and to end the night, we visited the statues somewhere in that vicinity. Plato really looked like Jesus in the dark. Alright no offense, casual remark about the statues nia.
That's it. Beat that!
9:28:00 PM because I say so
My morning started with tuition at 11.30am. It was pretty unprepared because I was out the whole day and night on Saturday. Anyway, tuition ended at 1pm. So I went to Dhoby, was 10minutes late, and the only person who was there was Yap. ._.
Oh it was a Hecate outing, yep, the CSC orientation group. So we met the others later and then we got tickets to watch Bruno. Which is a fantastic show. You're totally advised to watch it if
1. you're Gabriel or
2. you're blind or
3. you're retarded AND blind or
4. you're my enemy
So, catch it before it's out of cinema.
Anyway, it makes perfect sense for us to watch Bruno... right? EXCEPT we had to pay for our tickets, which then makes us either Gabriel, blind, or retarded and blind. I think we were retarded. WHY DID WE WATCH BRUNO FOR OHMYGUANYINGMA HOLY SHINY GLOVES SAKE. Bruno's a show meant for extreme traumatizing of kids like us so we'll engage in activities out of the world later on (you'll see).
After 80minutes of pure horror, and 'what the fuck was that?' we left the cinema feeling truly traumatized. (It's R21 for a reason. Oh, I sneaked in by the way, if you're wondering.) Feeling really down and depressed, Ian and Karhian left the pack (of wolves Hecate haha!) to head home to heal their demolished souls. The rest of us (Steph, Russel, Yaokun, Yap and I) decided we needed something warm and happy to change our emo nemo views of the world.
So we headed to the youtiao/tauhuey place near the nice chicken rice along Selegie Road. Then we had youtiao/tauhuey and we felt a little happier because the world didn't feel like such a sad place to exist in afterall. But we couldn't help making reference to the holy B movie once in awhile. Which is really really disturbing to the max.
Time then was about 5.30pm and we were too full to have dinner. So we walked to Bugis where we decided we need to pray. So we went to the Chinese temple on Si Ma Lu to pray. NO I'M NOT KIDDING. I've pictures, except Steph hasn't uploaded them yet. The 5 of us really did go pray in the Chinese temple in a bid to make ourselves feel less sinful. So we lighted three joss sticks each and prayed to atone for our treacherous sin of watching Bruno.
In case you're wondering what Bruno is all about, like why will a movie depress us that much? I'm telling you, DON'T WONDER. Don't even think about the word Bruno because the word itself is poisonous. Alright alright, it's just gay porn. Bruno (main guy) is gay. Like super gay, real gay kind of gay. And it's not funny. Some parts are, but most of the parts are just wtf and makes you want to dig your eyeballs out to throw at the screen. On second thoughts, maybe not, I won't want my eyes so near him ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Alright, back to our outing. After going to pray at Si Ma Lu, we walked to Bras Basah Complex Popular where we started reading on a numerology book written by some weird woman. So we stayed there counting our life path numbers and it's stupid hilarious to the max because according to the book, I'm as humanitarian as Mother Theresa and Russel is a polygamist. HAHAHA. What's funnier is we stayed there reading the book for an hour. =0
And if the day wasn't weird enough, the 5 of us roamed to Arab Street. We wanted to have dinner at this place on Haji Lane but that place wasn't open. So we roamed and roamed till we found an affordable nice-looking place. Settled down and what! It's Middle Eastern food. LOLOL! Okayyyyyyy so we ordered... stuff. I can't remember the names, at all. And Russel's mint tea is so Colgate it's like they make juice out of toothpaste. Gross, I know. The food was actually okay (amazed!)and I found out Arabs aren't exactly indians. LOL.
Seriously, first traumatizing movie, first visit to temple in Si Ma Lu, WITH FRIENDS SOMEMORE, first middle eastern dinner, and to end the night, we visited the statues somewhere in that vicinity. Plato really looked like Jesus in the dark. Alright no offense, casual remark about the statues nia.
That's it. Beat that!
9:28:00 PM because I say so
Friday, August 28, 2009
Because Blogger Thrashed My Post
My entry disappeared. Blogger sucks like straws.
It wasn't a really long entry but long enough. So here are the key points:
1. Time is flying so fast I can't even finish this sente---
2. It's like Monday, Tuesd--- Friday liao. The days passed super fast.
3. School's been pretty alright, okay, snow problem!
4. I'm a Subway fan.
5. Subway should have some loyalty program, like you know, get 10 subs to get a Subway badge or something.
Uh huh uh huh!
10:17:00 PM because I say so
It wasn't a really long entry but long enough. So here are the key points:
1. Time is flying so fast I can't even finish this sente---
2. It's like Monday, Tuesd--- Friday liao. The days passed super fast.
3. School's been pretty alright, okay, snow problem!
4. I'm a Subway fan.
5. Subway should have some loyalty program, like you know, get 10 subs to get a Subway badge or something.
Uh huh uh huh!
10:17:00 PM because I say so
Monday, August 24, 2009
The Coldest Story Ever Told
It's getting late but I MUST blog about this because it's so blog-worthy and I'm afraid I'll forget to blog about it later.
The Worst Joke I've Ever Heard
Qn: What did the snowman say when the old lady thanked him for helping her cross the road?
Before I tell you the answer, let's analyse the question.
FIRSTLY, a snowman cannot help an old lady cross the road because 1. he doesn't have legs and 2. snowmen don't cross roads and 3. old ladies will scream when a snowman opens his mouth to offer his help. Alright, let's just all imagine that this is an imaginary scene where there are talking snowmen who can help old ladies cross roads, you know, like in Enid Blyton's stories. But still, the scenario doesn't make sense, does it.
SECONDLY, the question is so random. Why will the snowman be around when an old lady wants to cross the road. Where there's snowman, there should be snow. Where there's snow, there should be snow on roads. Where there is snow on roads, car shouldn't be able to drive on roads. Where there are no cars, old ladies can walk perfectly fine without being knocked over. Hence there shouldn't be any need to help old ladies cross roads.
THIRDLY, what's with this generalization that old ladies can't cross roads on their own? They can walk perfectly fine even if they're a little old. Whatever makes you think snowmen can cross roads better than old ladies do? AGEISM!
Alright, are you ready for the mighty answer?
Ans: Snow problem.
Get the joke? You know, like, no problem? Snow problem sounds a tinny weeny bit like no problem?
Alright, I leave you to recover from this traumatizing 'joke'. I'm sorry I've to inflict you this pain. I can't take it alone, got to share the burden.
PRISCILLA please tell me Linkin Park joke is funnier than this because Yap insists his Snow Problem joke is better. What the muddy marshmellows, ANYONE can tell this joke is some level 0.5 joke please. Tsktsktsktsk.
Alright, I'm done. Byebye!
11:16:00 PM because I say so
The Worst Joke I've Ever Heard
Qn: What did the snowman say when the old lady thanked him for helping her cross the road?
Before I tell you the answer, let's analyse the question.
FIRSTLY, a snowman cannot help an old lady cross the road because 1. he doesn't have legs and 2. snowmen don't cross roads and 3. old ladies will scream when a snowman opens his mouth to offer his help. Alright, let's just all imagine that this is an imaginary scene where there are talking snowmen who can help old ladies cross roads, you know, like in Enid Blyton's stories. But still, the scenario doesn't make sense, does it.
SECONDLY, the question is so random. Why will the snowman be around when an old lady wants to cross the road. Where there's snowman, there should be snow. Where there's snow, there should be snow on roads. Where there is snow on roads, car shouldn't be able to drive on roads. Where there are no cars, old ladies can walk perfectly fine without being knocked over. Hence there shouldn't be any need to help old ladies cross roads.
THIRDLY, what's with this generalization that old ladies can't cross roads on their own? They can walk perfectly fine even if they're a little old. Whatever makes you think snowmen can cross roads better than old ladies do? AGEISM!
Alright, are you ready for the mighty answer?
Ans: Snow problem.
Get the joke? You know, like, no problem? Snow problem sounds a tinny weeny bit like no problem?
Alright, I leave you to recover from this traumatizing 'joke'. I'm sorry I've to inflict you this pain. I can't take it alone, got to share the burden.
PRISCILLA please tell me Linkin Park joke is funnier than this because Yap insists his Snow Problem joke is better. What the muddy marshmellows, ANYONE can tell this joke is some level 0.5 joke please. Tsktsktsktsk.
Alright, I'm done. Byebye!
11:16:00 PM because I say so
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Of Aurelio and Clamshells
We hold hands across the table. The conversation is intense, and perhaps the woman two tables over believes we are lovers. I sip lemonade through a straw as the cadence of your words wafts around us like glacial breezes in a heat wave.
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It's Sunday, and it's 28hours before meeting Aurelio. Yep, Yap and I will be meeting guy selling Aurelio tomorrow and I hope everything goes well because I love the phone much much!
Anyway, I was reading my January entries just now. It's a long story as to why I was reading Jan entries but anyway and I found this.
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2009 New Year resolutions.
1. TO BE spiritually healthy. That includes:
- No more gambling. OHMYGUANYINGMA I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT.
- Never to take up smoking/drinking so much I get drunk.
But then again, gambling isn't that bad... is it? Meh. Okay, I'm quitting gambling. I'll only play no-money Mahjong from now onwards. Or maybe from after CNY onwards. :)
2. TO BE physically healthy. That includes:
- Exercising.
- Less junk food. Yong tau foo ftw.
- More veges (difficulty 4.5 stars).
- Drink more water per day.
- Continue keeping in contact with close friends. Like Sokmui/Priscilla/Naomi and Mel/Yixin/Sheralyn and MY ABT :D and yadah yadah. The NJ people helped make my life in NJ more bearable. (How else can I survive Chemistry/Econs without Bugs doodling with me?)
- Be nicer (I'm already nice) to Minghan, and make him less 重色轻友 so Laimeng will stop complaining about him.
- Watch more Spongebob.
- Regret less.
- Spend more time with my family.
- An instrument. Probably a harmonica. Or a flute (thinks of conversation last night with Pris and gang... Okay maybe not.)
- Yoga/Calligraphy.
- Art classes HAHA.
Haha, I think I'm failing utterly in my new year resolutions made some 8 months ago. Some things already don't apply anymore, anyway. But no more gambling is really funny. I wonder what made me say that. I miss yong tau foo though. There's something about Deck's yong tau foo, it's not superb but I keep feeling like eating it. =0
I should get back to having regular meals because I keep getting hungry at the weirdest times. (4am, hungry, breakfast; 3pm, hungry, lunch; 9pm, hungry, no food to eat, skip dinner; 12am, too hungry, maggie) My mum keeps saying, at this rate, I'll have more than 30 health problems when I grow old. Except she's not bothered by it because in her exact same words "ni hai nian qing". Ohkay lor, aha.
I'm gonna bathe and get some tutorials done. I'm an aspiring mugger (said since 2005). But I'm hating Linguistics more and more, not just because the stuff's really technical and doesn't make sense to me, but more because I really hate the clamshell lecturer because nothing can be done about my Friday tutorial slot. I know I shouldn't blame her, but there's no one else I can blame. And being angsty kid, I blame the teacher. So, damn you clamshell Linguistics department for giving me a Friday 3-4pm tutorial slot when Friday is supposed to be my free day. What crayfish.
Seriously, I can go on ranting about the Friday tutorial slot forever. Why will they schedule a Friday 3-4pm timeslot? The fact that it has the most number of vacancies (15 slots left after two rounds of balloting, what?) goes to show not many people want it right. Won't it make better sense to reschedule the whole class instead of telling us how much they sympathise our situation (I really do sympathise your situation. However, please understand that there's no crayfish we can cook, because our department is pretty screwed and I can't be bothered to spend more time trying to make your life work when I can better spend time watching Transformers, Garfield Edition. Nevermind there's no Garfield Edition in Transformers, that's the whole point, don't you see, we'll rather do things that don't matter.)
Alright, that's just rant. Skip that. The lecturer's doing much by emailing us stuffs to answer nerds' questions. Not that I read them, but spare her the credit since at least she bothers, or looks like she bothers, okay?
Sian. The more I think of it, the more sian I become. Ohwells, at least there's Aurelio to cheer me up tomorrow! Bling ftw!
Alright, bathe and get tutorials done. I'll mug till I become root beer (stupid old joke). Byebye!
12:42:00 PM because I say so
Friday, August 21, 2009
This sucks
I AM SUPER SIAN DIAO.
You know my grand timetable. The perfect one I planned has Fridays free. BUT NO. CORS gave me a Friday 3pm to 4pm slot. YES. 3-4pm on a FRIDAY. EVERY WEEK. That's so oaiyrafa I feel like swallowing tables. You know those NJ square gray tables, YES those that I felt like chewing during Econs paper, I feel like that now.
And what's more table-swallowing is because it's so oaiyrafa, Yap and I decided to go to school early this morning to try manual registration, which is kind of like appealing. And YES, TODAY IS A FRIDAY, aka FRIDAY OF NO LESSONS. We went specially to that depressing place somewhere between Buona Vista and Clementi to find some Japanese woman in some super deserted corner of the school on some LEVEL 6 of AS5 just to tell her our reasons why we will really hate a Friday 3-4pm slot. BUT NO, she wasn't even around.
And it's not like we dropped by at some random time, it was THE manual registration timeslot. Turns out she was giving a lecture at some JC. So we wrote her a note (AFTER WAITING FOR ONE HOUR) and then we emailed her. And her reply was GREAT NEWS, she can swap us to tutorial slot DW18. And what's DW18, 3-4pm on Friday of course!
WHAT. WHAT. IS. THIS. (chews gray tables)
Can you imagine going to school for ONE HOUR every Friday. At 3pm. WHAT. IS. THIS.
D:
If you've FASS friends taking English, please get them to swap tutorial with me. Because that's what the lecturer says in her mail, to find someone to swap tutorial with you. WHAT. BARNEY. ELMO. BIGBIRD. IS. THIS.
Lucky you mel, I'm happy for you. D:
Emo weather. Fridays suck. D: D:
2:02:00 PM because I say so
You know my grand timetable. The perfect one I planned has Fridays free. BUT NO. CORS gave me a Friday 3pm to 4pm slot. YES. 3-4pm on a FRIDAY. EVERY WEEK. That's so oaiyrafa I feel like swallowing tables. You know those NJ square gray tables, YES those that I felt like chewing during Econs paper, I feel like that now.
And what's more table-swallowing is because it's so oaiyrafa, Yap and I decided to go to school early this morning to try manual registration, which is kind of like appealing. And YES, TODAY IS A FRIDAY, aka FRIDAY OF NO LESSONS. We went specially to that depressing place somewhere between Buona Vista and Clementi to find some Japanese woman in some super deserted corner of the school on some LEVEL 6 of AS5 just to tell her our reasons why we will really hate a Friday 3-4pm slot. BUT NO, she wasn't even around.
And it's not like we dropped by at some random time, it was THE manual registration timeslot. Turns out she was giving a lecture at some JC. So we wrote her a note (AFTER WAITING FOR ONE HOUR) and then we emailed her. And her reply was GREAT NEWS, she can swap us to tutorial slot DW18. And what's DW18, 3-4pm on Friday of course!
WHAT. WHAT. IS. THIS. (chews gray tables)
Can you imagine going to school for ONE HOUR every Friday. At 3pm. WHAT. IS. THIS.
D:
If you've FASS friends taking English, please get them to swap tutorial with me. Because that's what the lecturer says in her mail, to find someone to swap tutorial with you. WHAT. BARNEY. ELMO. BIGBIRD. IS. THIS.
Lucky you mel, I'm happy for you. D:
Emo weather. Fridays suck. D: D:
2:02:00 PM because I say so
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Aurelio
Every Tuesday is a Tuesday worth rejoicing because
1.
It's TUESDAY. And you know what that means! It's half-priced Gelare waffles day! It's the day kids in town run round in pastel coloured balloons because it's waffles day! :D
2.
There's actually only one reason.
HOWEVER, ever since school started, Tuesdays are extremely extreme extremely depressing because there's only one lecture today from 10am to 12pm and the temptation to pon it is so immense. I wouldn't mind if the subject isn't boring. But it is. MEH.
I think I lost my funny gene. I used to be really really funny. But now I'm just really funny. I need to find the other really.
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DID I TELL YOU. I want to get Aurelio, which is the motorola v8 lux phone. Read more about it here. PRETTY ISN'T IT. It costs 800$ no contract in Singtel shops but Yap found someone selling on ebay for $320. So I want to get it and we're supposed to meet the seller on Monday but he suddenly has something on and has to travel overseas and will be back in 3-5days. I really hope the seller doesn't just disappear. I already gave the phone a name! :(
That's all, I'll update more when there's wireless on Fridayyyy! :) Byebye.
7:21:00 PM because I say so
1.
It's TUESDAY. And you know what that means! It's half-priced Gelare waffles day! It's the day kids in town run round in pastel coloured balloons because it's waffles day! :D
2.
There's actually only one reason.
HOWEVER, ever since school started, Tuesdays are extremely extreme extremely depressing because there's only one lecture today from 10am to 12pm and the temptation to pon it is so immense. I wouldn't mind if the subject isn't boring. But it is. MEH.
I think I lost my funny gene. I used to be really really funny. But now I'm just really funny. I need to find the other really.
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DID I TELL YOU. I want to get Aurelio, which is the motorola v8 lux phone. Read more about it here. PRETTY ISN'T IT. It costs 800$ no contract in Singtel shops but Yap found someone selling on ebay for $320. So I want to get it and we're supposed to meet the seller on Monday but he suddenly has something on and has to travel overseas and will be back in 3-5days. I really hope the seller doesn't just disappear. I already gave the phone a name! :(
That's all, I'll update more when there's wireless on Fridayyyy! :) Byebye.
7:21:00 PM because I say so
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Like A Sleeping Bag
Let's be cheem.
Today is Day one of yoohoo uni life. It's as exciting as an egg that's excited. Nevermind eggs aren't excited, stop being so literal. FIGURATIVE DUDE, FIGURATIVE. Last night I slept like a sleeping bag (HEEHEE!) because I was afraid I couldn't wake up in time this morning plus I was really sleepy, like a sleeping bag.
So, this morning I woke up as happy as Subway and went to school. I reached school as early as an early excited egg (alliteration omg!) so Ultraman and I had bravo breakfast at the deck. We had tasteless tehbing which was duper depressing. Then we attended Lecture Linguistics at LT11 and the Lecturer is Looney. LOL. The way she talks is funny and Bugs, I wish you were here to laugh with me.
Good thing though, at least we won't feel sleepy during her lectures, youknow, sleepy like sleeping bags.
After lecture, I had happy Subway for lunch and then I went town to roam around aimlessly like a hunter without a prey. I'm sorry for all the lousy metaphors. It's just, somebody told me a lousy metaphor like "sleep like a sleeping bag" that got stuck in my head till now. HAHA.
Then I came home and started printing notes using a printer that takes in 2, 3 or 4 pieces of papers at one go. It usually works fine, maybe it ain't in a good mood today. Monday blues. OH. Tuesday blues. I better tell it a joke to cheer it up.
I. Want. To. Play. Badminton.
Byebye.
10:48:00 PM because I say so
Today is Day one of yoohoo uni life. It's as exciting as an egg that's excited. Nevermind eggs aren't excited, stop being so literal. FIGURATIVE DUDE, FIGURATIVE. Last night I slept like a sleeping bag (HEEHEE!) because I was afraid I couldn't wake up in time this morning plus I was really sleepy, like a sleeping bag.
So, this morning I woke up as happy as Subway and went to school. I reached school as early as an early excited egg (alliteration omg!) so Ultraman and I had bravo breakfast at the deck. We had tasteless tehbing which was duper depressing. Then we attended Lecture Linguistics at LT11 and the Lecturer is Looney. LOL. The way she talks is funny and Bugs, I wish you were here to laugh with me.
Good thing though, at least we won't feel sleepy during her lectures, youknow, sleepy like sleeping bags.
After lecture, I had happy Subway for lunch and then I went town to roam around aimlessly like a hunter without a prey. I'm sorry for all the lousy metaphors. It's just, somebody told me a lousy metaphor like "sleep like a sleeping bag" that got stuck in my head till now. HAHA.
Then I came home and started printing notes using a printer that takes in 2, 3 or 4 pieces of papers at one go. It usually works fine, maybe it ain't in a good mood today. Monday blues. OH. Tuesday blues. I better tell it a joke to cheer it up.
I. Want. To. Play. Badminton.
Byebye.
10:48:00 PM because I say so
Monday, August 10, 2009
A Supernatural Encounter
Yap: Have you ever cried because the silence is too deafening?
MG: Like what?
Yap: I remember when I was young, I cry when the silence is too much to take.
MG: Uh huh.
Yap: And I remember clearly I saw Ultraman.
MG: You what?
Yap: I saw Ultraman.
MG: ...... YOU WHAT?
Yap: I saw Ultraman, so I cried.
MG: Why are you scared of Ultraman? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
3:38:00 PM because I say so
MG: Like what?
Yap: I remember when I was young, I cry when the silence is too much to take.
MG: Uh huh.
Yap: And I remember clearly I saw Ultraman.
MG: You what?
Yap: I saw Ultraman.
MG: ...... YOU WHAT?
Yap: I saw Ultraman, so I cried.
MG: Why are you scared of Ultraman? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
3:38:00 PM because I say so
Sunday, August 02, 2009
My kind of boy (robot)
This is my first post using Suzy, woohoo! I <3 Suzy because Restaurant City doesn't lag it unlike my com does, aha! YEP, I succumb to RC againnnn because I was super super bored yesterday. (gloats at those at 0week, anyway!) HAHA. Anyway, it's a perfect Sunday afternoon and I'm meeting Ann later for chocolate at Max Brenner's. Lol abit weird to be going out alone with her, the last time we did that was uh, alright not that long ago either. One weekday night we met after work (we were both working then) and sat by Singapore River doing nothing in particular. Lolol. Anyway! I miss talking to her so it was random action on my part asking her out when she came online yesterday, aha! :)
I'm going for chalet tomorrow. Yay. Some dude in my OG, named Ian (he's Malay, ALRIGHT he isn't, but he really looks like Malay, so we like making fun of him), has to plan everything about the chalet in detail. Yep, down to what we eat for every meal and what we do from what time to what time. Dude, it's a chalet, where's the fun if everything has to be planned! Aha, but aiyah, Ian Abang says Fail to plan, plan to fail, so ogaylor. :D
I was staring at Restaurant City run for the last 10mins lol.
Ogay I'm super bored. To kill time, something from Facebook:
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Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends here in facebook to answer this. Then see what happens.
if you a guy- post this as my kind of girl..
if your a girl- post it as my kind of boy..
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Yes. He has to look like Andy Lau, or better looking than Li Nan Xing at least. It'll be good if he looks like Jay. I mean, it'll only be good if he's Jay.
2. Smart?
Has to be darn smart, like smarter than Jiaxiang or Hongjie or any of my smartest friends. He has to be as smart as the inventor of air-con (super smart can, I idolise him/her, whoever that is!).
3. Preferred age?
Has to be younger and older. Or older and younger.
4. Preferred height?
2m at least.
5. How about sense of humor?
Extremely funny and extremely not funny. LOL. My idea of FUNNY is like the sponge joke, or the linkin park joke. Priscilla, how can nobody appreciate that joke! Ohwells, many of my friends don't find Linkinpark funny either. Unappreciative lot. D:
6. How about piercings?
70 piercings in total will be good enough.
7. Accepts you for who you are?
Of course, what sort of oaiyrafa person came up with a quiz that everyone will say yes. Alright I shall be unique and say no, he MUST NOT accept me for who I am.
8. Pink hair?
YES. Pink hair ftw, it's the norm what.
9. Mushy or no?
Eagle-eyed boy ftw. If someday you have to do something bad, please call me. Hell, let me be the one to go in place of you. You just return to your heaven. Awwwwwwwwwww.
10. Thin or fat?
Has to be above 180kg.
11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
Black yo.
12. Long hair or short hair?
Longer than mine HAHAHAHAHA!
13. Plastic or metal?
Hmmmm. Difficult choice. I like metal. Robots are cute.
14. Smells good?
Has to smell like lavender on Mondays and Thursdays, cinnamon on Tuesdays, soya bean milk on Wednesdays. LOL ogay what barney, did I just say he has to smell like soya bean milk HAHAHAHAHAHA. Man, I think I'm getting funnier day by day.
15. Smoker?
He has to be so hot he's Smoking.
16. Drinker?
Nope, not even water. I say, not even water!
17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
Yes he has to live next door.
18. Muscular?
Extremely. Body builders ftw.
19. Plays piano?
Why of course, everyone knows piano. Play it well blind-folded okay!
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
Why of course, everyone knows guitar.
21. Plays violin?
Why of course, everyone knows violin. Okay I'm sick of answering the same things. He has to play violin wearing white.
22. Sings very good?
Why of course. Birds have to appear when he sings.
23. Vain?
Extremely important for him to be vain. Muscular robots ftw.
24. With glasses?
Yes! Nerdy muscular robots playing violins in white ftw. Oh, with pink hair, I forgot to add.
25. With braces?
Neh. Don't add more metal to smoking hot metal.
26. Shy type?
YES! Bashful pink-haired nerdy muscular robots playing violins in white FTW!
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Hmmmm, I don't mind either. But bashful pink-haired nerdy muscular robot playing violins in white must listen to me. :)
28. Active or passive?
LOL. Passive of course, bashful leh.
29. Tight or bomb?
What? No don't bomb my bashful pink-haired nerdy muscular robot playing violins in white, he's so rare!
30. Singer or dancer?
Both. He's good in Everything.
31. stunner?
Of course. Totally. Head-turner can.
32. Hiphop?
EVERYTHING, I say EVERYTHING. His hiphop will be so hip it hops. LOL what am I saying.
33. Earrings?
70 piercings leh, of course got earrings lah.
34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-boyfriends-until-you-drop?
Neh. I'm my robot's one and only.
35. Dimples?
Of course. Which robot doesn't have dimples?
36. Bookworm?
Everything dude, how many times do I have to say it. He has to read every book in the world.
37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
Awwwwwww why of course. Robots write the most fabulous letters.
38. Playful?
Neh. BASHFUL.
39. Flirt?
NEH. BASHFULLL.
40. Poem writer?
YES! My robot writes the best poems ever!
41. Serious?
LOL. How serious do you expect a bashful pink-haired nerdy muscular robot playing violins in white to be? VERY, HAHA!
42. Campus crush?
Hmmm? He'll crush anyone in campus if he wants to.
43. Painter?
Yes, like the guy in Heroes who can paint the future. He paints the future awwwwwwwwww.
44. Religious?
Neh. His only religion is me.
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
Aww no, the bashful pink-haired nerdy muscular robot playing violins in white is super nice to everybody.
46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Everything. You ask, he knows!
47. Speaks 20 languages?
20? You must be kidding. 900 at least.
48. Loyal or faithful?
What's the difference? He's both, anyway.
49. good kisser?
Everything everything everything.
50. loves children??
Yeaaaaaa.
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Haha! Robots ftw!
11:58:00 AM because I say so
I'm going for chalet tomorrow. Yay. Some dude in my OG, named Ian (he's Malay, ALRIGHT he isn't, but he really looks like Malay, so we like making fun of him), has to plan everything about the chalet in detail. Yep, down to what we eat for every meal and what we do from what time to what time. Dude, it's a chalet, where's the fun if everything has to be planned! Aha, but aiyah, Ian Abang says Fail to plan, plan to fail, so ogaylor. :D
I was staring at Restaurant City run for the last 10mins lol.
Ogay I'm super bored. To kill time, something from Facebook:
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Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends here in facebook to answer this. Then see what happens.
if you a guy- post this as my kind of girl..
if your a girl- post it as my kind of boy..
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Yes. He has to look like Andy Lau, or better looking than Li Nan Xing at least. It'll be good if he looks like Jay. I mean, it'll only be good if he's Jay.
2. Smart?
Has to be darn smart, like smarter than Jiaxiang or Hongjie or any of my smartest friends. He has to be as smart as the inventor of air-con (super smart can, I idolise him/her, whoever that is!).
3. Preferred age?
Has to be younger and older. Or older and younger.
4. Preferred height?
2m at least.
5. How about sense of humor?
Extremely funny and extremely not funny. LOL. My idea of FUNNY is like the sponge joke, or the linkin park joke. Priscilla, how can nobody appreciate that joke! Ohwells, many of my friends don't find Linkinpark funny either. Unappreciative lot. D:
6. How about piercings?
70 piercings in total will be good enough.
7. Accepts you for who you are?
Of course, what sort of oaiyrafa person came up with a quiz that everyone will say yes. Alright I shall be unique and say no, he MUST NOT accept me for who I am.
8. Pink hair?
YES. Pink hair ftw, it's the norm what.
9. Mushy or no?
Eagle-eyed boy ftw. If someday you have to do something bad, please call me. Hell, let me be the one to go in place of you. You just return to your heaven. Awwwwwwwwwww.
10. Thin or fat?
Has to be above 180kg.
11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
Black yo.
12. Long hair or short hair?
Longer than mine HAHAHAHAHA!
13. Plastic or metal?
Hmmmm. Difficult choice. I like metal. Robots are cute.
14. Smells good?
Has to smell like lavender on Mondays and Thursdays, cinnamon on Tuesdays, soya bean milk on Wednesdays. LOL ogay what barney, did I just say he has to smell like soya bean milk HAHAHAHAHAHA. Man, I think I'm getting funnier day by day.
15. Smoker?
He has to be so hot he's Smoking.
16. Drinker?
Nope, not even water. I say, not even water!
17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
Yes he has to live next door.
18. Muscular?
Extremely. Body builders ftw.
19. Plays piano?
Why of course, everyone knows piano. Play it well blind-folded okay!
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
Why of course, everyone knows guitar.
21. Plays violin?
Why of course, everyone knows violin. Okay I'm sick of answering the same things. He has to play violin wearing white.
22. Sings very good?
Why of course. Birds have to appear when he sings.
23. Vain?
Extremely important for him to be vain. Muscular robots ftw.
24. With glasses?
Yes! Nerdy muscular robots playing violins in white ftw. Oh, with pink hair, I forgot to add.
25. With braces?
Neh. Don't add more metal to smoking hot metal.
26. Shy type?
YES! Bashful pink-haired nerdy muscular robots playing violins in white FTW!
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Hmmmm, I don't mind either. But bashful pink-haired nerdy muscular robot playing violins in white must listen to me. :)
28. Active or passive?
LOL. Passive of course, bashful leh.
29. Tight or bomb?
What? No don't bomb my bashful pink-haired nerdy muscular robot playing violins in white, he's so rare!
30. Singer or dancer?
Both. He's good in Everything.
31. stunner?
Of course. Totally. Head-turner can.
32. Hiphop?
EVERYTHING, I say EVERYTHING. His hiphop will be so hip it hops. LOL what am I saying.
33. Earrings?
70 piercings leh, of course got earrings lah.
34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-boyfriends-until-you-drop?
Neh. I'm my robot's one and only.
35. Dimples?
Of course. Which robot doesn't have dimples?
36. Bookworm?
Everything dude, how many times do I have to say it. He has to read every book in the world.
37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
Awwwwwww why of course. Robots write the most fabulous letters.
38. Playful?
Neh. BASHFUL.
39. Flirt?
NEH. BASHFULLL.
40. Poem writer?
YES! My robot writes the best poems ever!
41. Serious?
LOL. How serious do you expect a bashful pink-haired nerdy muscular robot playing violins in white to be? VERY, HAHA!
42. Campus crush?
Hmmm? He'll crush anyone in campus if he wants to.
43. Painter?
Yes, like the guy in Heroes who can paint the future. He paints the future awwwwwwwwww.
44. Religious?
Neh. His only religion is me.
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
Aww no, the bashful pink-haired nerdy muscular robot playing violins in white is super nice to everybody.
46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Everything. You ask, he knows!
47. Speaks 20 languages?
20? You must be kidding. 900 at least.
48. Loyal or faithful?
What's the difference? He's both, anyway.
49. good kisser?
Everything everything everything.
50. loves children??
Yeaaaaaa.
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Haha! Robots ftw!
11:58:00 AM because I say so
Saturday, August 01, 2009
Where 7months Went
It's August, omgomgomgomg it's August. Where has the last 7months gone.
Detailed analysis of where the last 7months gone so I won't think I wasted that much time doing nothing about my new year resolutions (gasp!)
1. My last 7months were largely dedicated to Starhub. I can't say it's some grand work experience, but I never regretted it. Compared to others I know/I heard, I think I've got a pretty good job. Plus, maybe the nth time I'm saying it, I've got some super adorable colleagues that make work Not a chore at all! :D :D So, these 7months at Starhub, I learned pretty much about... Microsoft Excel LOL. Uh. What else? I learned you should look at the boss when he speaks to you so he won't say "I feel like strangling you". Aha.
Seriously, I felt working at Starhub was more of fun than real learning experience. There's nothing much to learn, okay other than provisioning forms, which is brain-dead anyway. If it's something you can pick up in 2 days, it's easy. Yep.
2. There wasn't that much of catching up with friends, was there? Other than Priscilla/Sokmui/Naomi who I meet pretty frequently. Sidetrack, whatever happened to our regular jogging sessions? Meh, it kind of stopped after I moved office to Paya Lebar in June. Aha. Okay I feel super lazy to jog. Do you people want to play badminton? :) Next week perhaps? OH, you guys have 0week. Awwwww. (gloats)
Alright, in the last 7months, I've also been catching up with Mel/Bugs pretty much too. :) A Stroll In NUS went pretty badly because the weather was oaiyrafa aha. Australia trip ftw!
I miss ABT. I miss Fiona. The alumni BBQ was the last time I saw them? Aha. Jaslyn what happens to our K session (with lao ren in the place that looks like a toilet AHA). I guess it's kind of hard to meet up with them, the guys especially, since they aren't civilians most of the time. And the times when they are, they are always talking about the times they are not (army talk is super annoying, I don't get why they like talking about something they dread so much). I miss them anyway (makes mental note to plan/get someone to plan a gathering). Fiona, please tell me when your prelims end and stop failing Econs you headland.
Also appearing in the last 7months quite frequently are Hanhui and Aaron. They're leading me astray. Aaron made me swear the first time in more than 7months, with his Home, is where the heart belongs (vegan sincere stupid face). Idiot.
3. In the last month especially, I've been meeting a group of people whom I know through the CSC camp. We're called Hecate (group name), and it's been really fun knowing them.
And, if you haven't already known through Facebook, I've recently gotten attached.
That's us. His name is Ziwei and we met at CSC camp. It's actually Zi3 Wei4 but pronounced any other way it sounds really gay. So he goes by the name Yap, which is his surname. He's nice and racist, perfect! :)
4. I think I'm pretty ready for school. I felt like I've rested enough (which can't be true, I've only stopped work for what, two weeks?). Maybe it's because work was never really tiring, fun can't be tiring! :D Plus I've been going out pretty much everyday. By the way, Hangover is (Y). Go watch, super funny! :D
Alright, this must be the longest entry I've had in a long time. I'll blog more frequently now that I've got Suzy okay? :) But I've got to get some router so that I can surf wireless at home. Meh.
10:02:00 AM because I say so
Detailed analysis of where the last 7months gone so I won't think I wasted that much time doing nothing about my new year resolutions (gasp!)
1. My last 7months were largely dedicated to Starhub. I can't say it's some grand work experience, but I never regretted it. Compared to others I know/I heard, I think I've got a pretty good job. Plus, maybe the nth time I'm saying it, I've got some super adorable colleagues that make work Not a chore at all! :D :D So, these 7months at Starhub, I learned pretty much about... Microsoft Excel LOL. Uh. What else? I learned you should look at the boss when he speaks to you so he won't say "I feel like strangling you". Aha.
Seriously, I felt working at Starhub was more of fun than real learning experience. There's nothing much to learn, okay other than provisioning forms, which is brain-dead anyway. If it's something you can pick up in 2 days, it's easy. Yep.
2. There wasn't that much of catching up with friends, was there? Other than Priscilla/Sokmui/Naomi who I meet pretty frequently. Sidetrack, whatever happened to our regular jogging sessions? Meh, it kind of stopped after I moved office to Paya Lebar in June. Aha. Okay I feel super lazy to jog. Do you people want to play badminton? :) Next week perhaps? OH, you guys have 0week. Awwwww. (gloats)
Alright, in the last 7months, I've also been catching up with Mel/Bugs pretty much too. :) A Stroll In NUS went pretty badly because the weather was oaiyrafa aha. Australia trip ftw!
I miss ABT. I miss Fiona. The alumni BBQ was the last time I saw them? Aha. Jaslyn what happens to our K session (with lao ren in the place that looks like a toilet AHA). I guess it's kind of hard to meet up with them, the guys especially, since they aren't civilians most of the time. And the times when they are, they are always talking about the times they are not (army talk is super annoying, I don't get why they like talking about something they dread so much). I miss them anyway (makes mental note to plan/get someone to plan a gathering). Fiona, please tell me when your prelims end and stop failing Econs you headland.
Also appearing in the last 7months quite frequently are Hanhui and Aaron. They're leading me astray. Aaron made me swear the first time in more than 7months, with his Home, is where the heart belongs (vegan sincere stupid face). Idiot.
3. In the last month especially, I've been meeting a group of people whom I know through the CSC camp. We're called Hecate (group name), and it's been really fun knowing them.
And, if you haven't already known through Facebook, I've recently gotten attached.
That's us. His name is Ziwei and we met at CSC camp. It's actually Zi3 Wei4 but pronounced any other way it sounds really gay. So he goes by the name Yap, which is his surname. He's nice and racist, perfect! :)
4. I think I'm pretty ready for school. I felt like I've rested enough (which can't be true, I've only stopped work for what, two weeks?). Maybe it's because work was never really tiring, fun can't be tiring! :D Plus I've been going out pretty much everyday. By the way, Hangover is (Y). Go watch, super funny! :D
Alright, this must be the longest entry I've had in a long time. I'll blog more frequently now that I've got Suzy okay? :) But I've got to get some router so that I can surf wireless at home. Meh.
10:02:00 AM because I say so