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Meigui Loves too many things, and too many people.
There's too many things to accomplish in too little time. There's too few things to do in too much time.
Patrick is the star of my life. MORE?

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Sunday, August 31, 2008
Probabilities
The nights where I lie in bed with three tribal Mongolians barbecuing in my head, I was thinking about probability, and why I didn't remember P(A) X P(B) = P(A n B) if A and B are independent.

Anyway, if everything that's not possible is impossible, then

P(Impossible) = 1 - P(Possible)

And then since not everything is possible, meaning P(Possible) has to be less than 1, then P(Impossible) should not be zero.

But that doesn't make sense because if P(Impossible) is not zero, then it shouldn't be impossible.

Hence I concluded, together with the three tribal Mongolians in my head, that there's such thing as Possible YET Impossible, or Impossible BUT Possible. Things like, "It's impossible to pass Physics, but if we try hard enough, it's possible".

Maybe that constitutes to a little part of the entire set.

1 = P(Possible) + P(Impossible) + P(Impossible and Possible)

And since P(Impossible) = 0,

1 = P(Possible) + P(Impossible and Possible)

Which means to say, nothing is impossible. This is so Adidas.

I hope you're reading this early in the morning, then you'll go, Barney why does she have to mess with my brain and put Mongolians inside so early in the morning.

Anyway, my fever is gone! Mongolians left early this morning, with the barbecued stuff. Idiots, never even leave me a chicken wing.

Okay sorry. Funny gene still sleeping.

Byebye!


9:57:00 AM because I say so
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Spicy Ketchup
I'm down with a fever that refuses to subside. Seen the doc last night and it's so expensive can. $43 for some fever medicine, some flu medicine and antibiotics. Consultation alone cost $22. I hate inflation. D:

So today I woke up at 9.30am, after thirteen hours of sleep the previous night. Ate two soonkueys with ketchup and it tasted spicy. Checked the ketchup bottle and it says... KETCHUP. I'm still wondering about why that ketchup tasted spicy. It's the very normal Maggi ketchup, the glass bottle with yellow round tape. But it tasted spicy! Hence we should all pause for a moment in our busy lives and contemplate about this great mystery -- WHY DOES THE KETCHUP TASTE SPICY.

LOL.

Okay. And then after breakfast I took the medication. 3 out of 4 of them May cause drowsiness. That's bullshit. There's no such thing as May cause drowsiness. It's WILL cause drowsiness. So then I felt drowsy and was about to go sleep when my mother came back with my lunch.

Uh huh. So then I had lunch, at 11am. After which I took more drugs and felt even drowsier so I went back to sleep.

I dreamed about me painting a white house a pretty shade of green. It's a never-ending dream (somewhat similar to The Never-ending kuay chap story). I just kept painting white walls green, white walls green, white walls green. And it never runs out of white walls for me to paint green, because duh, I already told you it's a never-ending dream.

I woke up feeling drowsy still so I went back to sleep.

Uhhh. Then I woke up at 5pm, where I took dinner, took more medication. And to prevent me from sleeping my life away, I came online to blog about painting white walls green. Oh, and the conundrum of The Spicy Ketchup.

...

Sometimes I really wonder why you will want to read my blog.

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Teachers' Day celebrations yesterday was great! NJ's concert was fantastic, I enjoyed it truly because I didn't turn up. HAHAHAHAHA. Okay. I went back to Anderson and man! When did Andersonians become so enthu?!

Emcee: Come on Andersonians! Won't you cheer the teachers on?
Me: HA.
Andersonians: WOOOOOO -cheers like Jay Chou just sent a flying kiss to the crowd-

... What the barney! How come I graduate two years already then Anderson became even more fun than before!

Anderson's teachers' day celebrations was Awesome. Everybody was so enthusiastic, the teachers who went on stage to play the games even. It made me so proud to be an Andersonian. The enthusiasm lasted all the way to the end... until we had to do the Anderson cheer. Ha. At least some things stay the same, only the councilors did the cheer. :)

But still. The whole celebrations thing was really great. And I think the teachers deserved it because they're really the best teachers anyone can ask for. Anderson teachers are really good lah. I don't know how else I can tell you how great they are. I could still remember times back in Anderson where Sokmui will insist her Maths teacher is the best and I'll get irritated because I think my Maths teacher is better. Lawl.

Now I realise they are all so Awesome. All those videos that classes made for their form teachers, their subject teachers blah blah, everyone just love their teachers. It's something that schools like NJ probably lacks. HA.

The celebrations ended at 12plus. gillian, chunying and I went looking for teachers and I saw MDM WONG! :D The first thing I did was to tell her the double decker bus joke that Jiaru told me over MSN that day. LOL. She's still the same. Lol. And then we tried bluffing Son something about Vietnam and China. When Son went Orhhhhh and tried elaborating, Mdm Wong and I looked at each other in disbelief. LOL. What the hell, Son, nothing we said existed. HAHAHAHA.

Oh. Then chunying pointed out MRS THERESA LIM to me and I practically went crazy. Yep, she's that Geography teacher that I'm always talking about. She's like my idol can. So I ran after her and asked if she still remembers who I am. And yes! She still remembers me as "4/1'06 class chairman"!! :D I was so happy to see her I cried. LOL. Yah. I was THAT happy. It was close to seeing Jay. My-idol-remembers-me!-kind of feeling. :D

LOL. And Mdm Wong and her why-you-cry-when-you-see-her, but-never-cry-when-you-see-me thing. LOL.

Actually, come to think of it, I only saw those teachers yesterday. We couldn't find Mr Ng, didn't really talk to Mr Yu, didn't see Mrs Yeo who's on maternity leave (yes, Mr Yeo is a PE teacher what), and other teachers who taught us weren't around either.

Haha. It was wonderful to be back in Anderson again.

When the celebrations ended, Mr Ang went up on stage, and as usual, he said "Andersonians, if you want the balloons you can take them but don't litter". And then there'll be lower sec crazy Andersonians running around the hall like they've never seen a balloon in their lives. I never really realised that when I was still in the school. But seeing the school from the mezzanine (it's just the balcony, Anderson gave it a fancy name), I realised why I really like the school so much.

Probably no other school principal will give up reading the MOE speech on how we should appreciate our teachers because "you've already shown how much you appreciate them". :D

:)

After visiting Anderson, chunying, gillian and I went to the coffee shop opposite and guess what! The yellow chairs are still yellow! Lol. Sometimes I really wonder did they use yellow chairs instead of the usual red chairs because yellow is Anderson school colour. ._.

Anyway, we had chicken rice and LOLLL the chicken rice stall uncle remembers my name! Ha okay that's not surprising. The surprising thing is he recognised me, even with contacts and bangs. Woah.

Then I brought them to Cine and photohunted (yes, again LOL). They can't photohunt for nuts. Lol, but they got pro-er soon! :) We played for a mega long time and yes, I made them play pick-up sticks with me too. HAHA. gillian was going crazy and sticking pick-up sticks in her hair. It's so classic, but she refused to let me take pictures. HAHA.

I probably laughed too much, that's why I'm running a fever now. ._.

Pictures... another time! :) Meanwhile, go think about why ketchup is spicy!


6:59:00 PM because I say so
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Jubilation!
JUBILATION!

Prelims are (almost) over! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

-points and laughs at you, you and YOU that's having prelims now!

LOL CHUNYING HA HA HA HA HA HA! That woman stopped dancing this morning and sent me a random message asking me to bao3 you4 her to pass her Econs. ._. Like what barney? I'm not guan ying ma LOL.

Anyway, today's Maths paper 2 marked the end of phase one of prelims! Left with Chem and Physics papers one and two, but that's after the Sept holidays. :D :D

Maths paper 2 was... alright I guess. I couldn't do pure because I'm too full of impurities. HA. But stats was alright. Regression rocks! Normal numbs! Binomial... uh, breaks bulls! ._. Lol okay sorry I was just trying to get amazing alliterations.

So today at 12.04pm, I feel like a new person!

Okay lah no. I slacked like nobody's business this whole two weeks. Three movies (or is it four?) in total. Midnight Meat Train, Murder of the Inugami Clan, caught WALL-E yesterday and today we watched The Hunting Party! Wall-E is damn cute! Catch it!

Anyway, today after the paper, Mel, Yix, Bugs, Serene Ah Ma, HongjiemeixXxXxX and I headed to Cine for PHOTOHUNT. :D We lunched at Kobayashi and three of us had cold soba.

Me: Why is soba green?
Bugs: Because it's made of green tea.
Me: Really?
Ah Ma: Yah.
Me: Why is green tea green?
Bugs: Because it's GREEN tea.
Me: Then why aren't you called WHITE SHERALYN?

HAHAHAHA. Ohmy, I think I'm getting my funny genes back! They're back now that prelims are gone! Yay!

Uhhuh. And then we photohunted for a really long time. Trying again and again to beat some no lifer person whose top score nick is OMG AND OH or OMG LOVES OH or OMG HUGS OH blah blah. Meh. We tried mega hard but still got positions like the 7th or 8th. HA.

And then... We decided to catch a movie. And yay! I'm glad we didn't catch 4bia! Giahao blogged that it sucked. HAHAHA. The Hunting Party is GREAT. Great movie with great action and plot. How come they can make politics so funny lah! :D

Oh. The movie started at 5pm and it was 3.15pm when we ended Photohunt session. After some lala-ing deciding what movie to watch, it was around four so we still had an hour to go. So we...






played pick-up sticks.

Lol. Sounds a bit no life. But it's damn fun HA. Played alot, laughed alot, took some pictures. Then Marcus and Songminghan joined us for the movie. A pack of popcorn got passed around and it wasn't finished even when the show was over. ._.

Okay I don't know why my description sounds so bland but it was a really fun day. :)

Suki Sushi soon okay! I want to laugh about Hongjie and his Unagis again. HAHA.

It's Teachers' Day celebrations tomorrow. Anderson yea! :)

I miss all the Anderson kids like crazy. AND THE TEACHERS. :D

OH. PLUS TO TOP THE DAY OFF, the pasar malam at Woodlands reopened and FRIED MUSHROOMS ARE SELLING AGAIN! :D :D :D :D

Fried mushrooms cheer the saddest people up lah! :D

Okay. That's all. Pictures another day. Byebye!

PS: Yep, Sokmui I listen to Secondhand Serenade too. Stop being so angry with the world. It's bad for your health. Live healthy think healthy! ... Okay don't kill me. ._.


10:53:00 PM because I say so
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Daisy


Maybe it's just me, Couldn't you believe
that everything I said and did, wasn't just deceiving
And the tear in your eye, and your calm hard face
makes me wish that I was never brought into this place


SAPPY:
adj So senseless it is laughable, absurd, foolish, harebrained, idiotic, imbecilic, insane, lunatic, mad, moronic, nonsensical, preposterous, silly, softheaded, tomfool, unearthly, zany.
adj Affectedly or extravagantly emotional, bathetic, gushy, maudlin, mawkish, romantic, sentimental, slushy, sobby, soft, soppy.

The most dangerous times come when it's a jolt and you begin to like hate and really, hate love.


1:50:00 PM because I say so
Monday, August 25, 2008
A Trip to Rome
What's wrong with the weather these days. It's either so hot they've to give out farmer hats on national day preview, or it's so cold the fan feels like the air-con and the air-con feels like two air-cons and two air-cons feel like three...

Holy camoly. It's less than 24 hours to the the Physics paper that's good friends with Mr Hole Puncher. ... GET THE JOKE? Holey and holy. Get it? Get it?

Okay I'm sorry. Prelims make me lose my funny genes. Funny genes don't like exams. I'll get them back after P is over.

That said, I should mug Physics now take a nap and then wake up to superimpose with electrons that undergo photoelectric effect at sub-atomic level, before disintegrating with background count of 6000 and a t1/2 of 7.3 seconds. :O I'll disappear very soon!

When I'm gone, I'll take a short trip to Rome (just watched Jumper yesterday) with Light at 3 X 10^8ms-1, running round Colosseum with centripetal force mv^2/r and velocity rw^2. Then Light will turn around and tell me he's actually Kira (watched Death Note just now) and that he's planning to get rid of L. Then I'll start wondering if I'm Mika and although our names both start with M, I'm not Jap and my name doesn't start with Mi, it starts with MEI. Hence I concluded that Mathematical Induction is Mika because they're both MI. So Mathematical Induction is Kira's girlfriend, so mathematical induction is Light's girlfriend.

Hence Light should go Rome with Mathematical Induction, not me.

Therefore...

I SHOULD TAKE MY NAP NOW.

HOORAY. I WASTED YOUR TIME! :O

Come on Green Pixie, a little more Physics vile please! :)


3:07:00 PM because I say so
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Fireworksssss


Fireworks last night at where's that place again? Ha I can't remember! Omb. Oh oh. Somewhere near City Link. City Hall I guess. It's so omb pretty. Fireworks FTW.

For more pictures of fireworks which I'm lazy to post again, read Song Minghan's blog here.

Yep it's prelims time. I KNOW LAH. Don't need to keep reminding me. I did study yesterday. Uh. I did Regression. Which is a mega huge thing, cause it's like self-study all over again. ._.

Oh anyway. Last night we had Gelare waffles YUM but cookie dough ice cream really looks like playdoh. When I came home last night/morning, I searched for the playdoh sets and guess what!

THEY'RE GONE! :O :O :O

Okay lah, I think my eldest sis took them to her workplace. No she doesn't play Playdoh. ._. She owns this uh. Right brain development place for little kids whose parents have too much money to spare (serious, the tuition fee is ridiculous).

Lol. Actually there's nothing significant I'm blogging about.

Anyway, here's Spuderman.



He's a mix breed between Spiderman and Superman. He happened because Melissa tried to kill a spider using a plate. Desperate, the spider evolved into a Spuder. After which Melissa tried to kill it using a bigger plate. And tadah! He became Spuderman!

Lol. Okay I've tonnes of drawings on Spuderman. I'll upload them after prelims.

By the way, that sorry looking small thing next to Spuderman is Batman (who feels left out).

Okay byebye.


12:10:00 PM because I say so
Friday, August 22, 2008
Prelims and Photohunts
Fast or what, I thought I just blogged two days ago? But ohmy, the last post was on The Most Terrifying Ride I'll ever Take and guess what! I already watched another movie today. ._.

OKAY I KNOW PRELIMS PRELIMS PRELIMS. I got study one lah, okay. Just not today only. Uh, yesterday also never study. Uh. But tomorrow will.

Murder of the Inugami Clan is a great movie. The supposedly gruesome parts were mega funny (serious, the whole cinema was laughing at those scenes) because the blood looked like paint and the way it spurts out is really very cartoon. But the plot's good, and it's not as stupid as Midnight Meat Train so if you ran out of movies to watch you can watch that. :)

Although I kind of don't get what Kindiachi's dandruff has to do with the murders. Lol. Never mind. It's still a good show. Quite worth it.

Oh. By the way, it's prelims week, or weeks.

Uh. So I'll blog about the papers? Uh. Okay.

GP on Wednesday was pretty alright. I came school early to discuss GP essay topics with Laimeng Sharon and Minghan. We discussed two topics. Something very similar to one of the topics we discussed came out so I did that. Uh. I can't remember what it was about. Something about urban and Singapore and LOL I CAN'T REMEMBER ALREADY.

Anyway, I had quite some time left even after checking twice so I drew Spuderman on my paper and Melissa saw it when the teacher was collecting our scripts! :O

Uh. And then there was also compre paper about eugenics and moral ethics. Paper was hard like a rock.

Then on Thursday morning there was ECONS! But wtb, I didn't know it was just essay. I thought it's full paper can. Writing 3 essays is very sleep inducing. I think I won't do well for this paper because I was complacent. D: Too yaya when I got 89 percentile for common tests. D:

In the afternoon there was Chem paper 3 and it went like this.

Before paper: ._. zzz
Half an hour into paper: ._. ?
45 minutes into paper: o_o ?
One hour into paper: O_O ?!
One and a half hour into paper: x_x
Two hours into paper: *_*
After paper: LOL OMBWTHBBQMARSHMELLOWS WAS THAT!!

Yea.

And Melissa, Minghan did question 5. Quick laugh at him.

Today, there's no paper! But Lee Jia Wei lost (no link, I know). How sad. D:

Oh. And Minghan and I went Photohunt today and we kept finding free credits people leave behind on the machines. Like $1 is for two credits so maybe these goons thought $1 is for one credit. We found a total of FIVE free credits. Hence we photohunted like crazy. Ha.

I've nothing else to talk about already. Prelims make lives void.

I can't wait for A's to be over.

Byebye.


9:59:00 PM because I say so
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Most Terrifying Ride I'll Ever Take


Caught The Midnight Meat Train two days ago with SMH and on a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the best, I rate this movie 11.

It's so good, it brought me emotions I hardly go through.

1. It made me feel stupid. I never felt as stupid as two days ago, where I spend (luckily SMH had Lido vouchers) $4 on a really mega stupid movie. After the show I couldn't do 2 + 1 = ? because I turned stupid. /OMG

2. Stupider. It didn't help that there were a group of Thai girls sitting behind us who had 78 different sound effects to different kinds of scenes in the movie. AND they kept kicking our seats. I think they're scarier than the movie.

3. Stupid. Maybe I should tell you the storyline.

Considering how good the movie is, I doubt I'll spoil the movie even if I tell you what it's about. You'll still be astonished at how stupid it can get, no matter how many times you watch it.

The movie starts with this guy, Leon, who's a budding photographer, desperate to make his photographs famous. So he met this famous woman who told him his shots aren't brave enough.

Hence he starts risking his life to take exciting photos. Like when he saved a girl from a group of thugs etc etc.

And then the next day he finds out that the girl he saved the night before has gone missing. So he looked through his photographs and found that the girl entered this midnight train. And then there's a shot where it showed a ring on a man's finger.

Very coincidentally, the next day, Leon saw a guy with the same stupid ring. So being brave and courageous, he stalked that guy, and got found out, and yada then nothing happened. But determined Leon decides to stalk the guy further, and found out that he's a butcher who spends his days butchering meat. Yea, what the barney.

Then Leon got obsessed with stalking Butcher and went to research on Butcher and Midnight Train and found out that 100 years ago there's a case of Butcher butchering people on midnight trains yada. So he told his girlfriend, and his girlfriend thinks that he's crazy because Butcher can't live forever. ._.

Meanwhile, all these times, Butcher had really been butchering people on midnight trains every night. And then one day, Butcher met black guy who's strong and steady, so he fought back. Butcher almost got butchered. The person driving the midnight train heard all the noise and came to the cabins with a gun.

Then the train master, looking a bit shocked, fired at the black guy and said something like, "Butcher, I'm so disappointed in you. Clean up the mess."

YES. WHAT THE BARNEY RIGHT.

So apparently everyone is in cahoots with Butcher and help him butcher people.

Then one day Leon got onto the midnight train and watched Butcher butcher people. He freaked out and Butcher saw him and gave him a nice smile. So Butcher chased Leon, caught Leon, butcher him a bit. But surprisingly didn't kill Leon!

That's the stupid part because I don't get why Leon didn't die! ._.

And then Leon wakes with scars on his body and a cracked head. He went back home to tell his girlfriend what he saw. And that he lost his camera. And yada. So girlfriend and another random guy friend decided to help him by going to Butcher's house to find his camera.

And then at Butcher's house, girlfriend and random guy friend found that Butcher has zero groceries at home, which meant that he didn't have to eat, and that all that he has at home, in the drawers, are weapons meant for butchering. Like saws and blah blah blah.

And then when girlfriend was inspecting Butcher's toilet, Butcher came home and butchered random guy friend. Then girlfriend went to the living room and saw Butcher's briefcase. Then she miraculously took out an organiser without even ransacking the briefcase. So she looked through the organisers and saw train traveling records that date back to 100 years ago.

Then girlfriend heard some noise and decided to run.

And this part is stupid again because I don't get how girlfriend can escape when the butcher should be butchery enough to not let her escape. Okay whatever.

So girlfriend went to the police and Policewoman told her that the police checked the address she gave them and found nothing suspicious. And that the tenant wants the family heirloom (the stupid organiser) back.

Girlfriend refused and ran away.

Meanwhile, Leon turned a bit butchery. Actually I don't know. He just went to the Butcher's workplace and got some Butcher suit and then he went to the train station. Meanwhile meanwhile, girlfriend got onto the midnight train. Then Leon was at some dark dark subway and when he saw his girlfriend was on the train, he went NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ._. and jumped onto the train (like that's possible).

Then came the showdown between Butcher and Leon. All the while among many bodies, hung upside down on each side of the train. Anyway, the crux is that Leon won, and Butcher dropped out of the train.

And then the train stopped at some dark deserted place, and the train master came out and said, "Please step away from the bodies." So Leon and girlfriend ran off the train, finding themselves among heaps of skeletons. And then some REALLY UGLY black monsters got on the train and feed on the upside down bodies.

Just then, Butcher appeared again (WTF?!) and then Leon and Butcher had Final Showdown again. Then they fight fight fight, and Leon won again, stabbing a sharp bone through Butcher's neck. And Butcher, supposedly dead, looked at Leon, and said Welcome. (That's the only line Butcher said throughout the show.)

Then the train master got off the train and explained that those monsters are a preserved species that the country wants to protect. In other words, everyone is in this conspiracy to feed those monsters with human flesh. Yes, including Policewoman. Then train master held Leon up by the throat, plucked out his tongue ._. and ate it. YES, WHAT THE BARNEY?! And Leon, with his bleeding mouth, watched train master kill girlfriend.

Then train master brought girlfriend's still-beating heart to Leon and said something like Be the next Butcher. Okay no, I forgot what he said, but that's what he meant.

So I presume Leon ate girlfriend's heart and became the next Butcher.

._.

Then you know how the show ended lah. Backview of Butcher walking here walking there. Then Policewoman handed him the organiser (to tell us everyone is in cahoots), then he walked around in briefcase. Then got into midnight train. Then he turned around and the face is Leon's. YAH LAH. Like that lor.

Did you just finish reading all that.

Omb stupid movie.

Watch it for laughs. HA HA HA.


10:01:00 AM because I say so
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Have you any wool
I want...

Prelims to be over, A's to be over. No more gray uniforms, no more morning assembly. I want to wake up only when the sun is shining so brightly into my face, wash my hair three times each time I bathe just to waste time.

I want to stay out late every day because there's no school tomorrow. Or play pick-up sticks the whole day without thinking about The Zero Things I Can Do to Salvage Chemistry.

Okay. I think I'm abit stressed. That's a great sign! :D

My Physic is improving so much I really think I took Physics Viles by accident. :O

(No, I wasn't being sarcastic, why won't you believe me? --- OKAY SERIOUSLY. I wasn't being sarcastic. I don't know why it sounds like I am. But I'm really faring okay for Physics, ohyes I don't know how that's possible but stop harping on my hefty one mark can. People improve what. Herh.)

On an extremely bright side, there's no school tomorrow! (HAHA SOKMUI.) Actually since restructured timetable kicked in two (or is it three?) weeks ago, we didn't have lessons on Thursdays and Fridays (HAHA SOKMUI.) But I'll usually go back school for remedial. Like one two hours that kind, after which I'm free to go home (HAHA SOKMUI.)

Oh, and next Monday and Tuesday are off days too because prelims start on Wednesday. (HAHA SOKMUI for the Monday Tuesday off part.)

Okay. I came online supposedly to print out SGC and to mark Physics MCQ questions via KM. But then, I'm pretty lazy. So I shall go take a power nap first, wake up for dinner, and then mug. Try to mug. But I can't mug at home. Ohno, if I can't I must! :D :D

My sore throat is recovering pretty quickly because of the ncm3 of water I drank where n tends to infinity. SMH is nice enough to refill warm water for me and lending me his bottle because I'm lazy to bring one to school. :D

OH. Minghan and Jiahao do flykisses across the school, all the time. Like whenever they see each other. Coupled with a ILOVEYOU shoutout, and lots of hearts heartx heartz heartsxz. Omega gay.

Mel we must start taking pictures after prelims okay. Lion heads FTW. :)

Byebye.


5:39:00 PM because I say so
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Photos
Photos.

Last Saturday was CIP day at Clementi Primary. The weather was like ancient Chinese times, before some weird guy shot down 9 suns using a bow and arrow. YES IT WAS MEGA MEGA OMEGA HOT. I was super irritated. I hoped that the sun will just die or something. Tsk.

Anyway, here are some happy pictures.

LOL. Looking at these photos makes me laugh. It was some pre National Day celebrations thing held at Commonwealth. So we're supposed to wear some really really fugly shirt. The guys' shirts are white with a very big opening for the head. The opening is so big that Jiahao don't even have to stretch the shirt to wear it. YES IT'S THAT BIG.

Anyway, because of that weird looking shirt, all the guys look like chicken rice stall uncles. Which was super funny.



And then I commented that they look like they just walked out of Fu Man Ren Jian (1960s Singapore). LOLLLL.



Here's the standard outfit for the guys. Very Fu Man Ren Jian right. HAHA.



From a certain angle, they look like they're at a funeral. But I think the funeral shirt I wore at my grandmother's funeral looks nicer than this.



Here's Ah Teck (Marcus).



Ah Shui (Felix).

And if this is not enough, they gave us each a STRAW HAT, and wants us to wear it to shelter from the sun.



Here's Ah Hock (Yixuan) looking very pleased with his straw hat.



Xiao Hei who owes the class fund a lot of money.



Lol.

I forgot to take a picture of Ah Mei, who is Hongjie. He doesn't look any better than the rest. All of them looked just as funny. HAHA.

Then I didn't take anymore photos, because after stoning there for like two hours and not doing anything in particular, I abandoned the very very hot place.

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The other day, I bought pick-up sticks because I felt like playing them. On Thursday in school,



Here's Mel Yixin and Bugs playing pick-up sticks after Physics remedial. We were waiting for the side gate to open.



I'm very amused by them because Melissa was super excited. She reminds me of primary school.



See how excited she looks.



Yixin couldn't get any stick.





When it was Bug's turn, Melissa tried to scare her. THAT WAS MEGA PRIMARY SCHOOL LAH. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Yesterday, I went out to mug with SMH. We went to the Macs near KBPS in AMK because I thought everywhere else will be packed and libraries aren't open on National Day. The Macs was less than a quarter filled but the Macs staff wouldn't let us study there. D:

So we went to N&B next door.

Anyway, the point is, I brought ear biscuits (actually it's always been in my bag) and I asked SMH what he calls it.



He told me it's farmer's hat. ._______.



Then he posed and act farmer. I'm not supposed to tell you who he is because he's shy. -COUGHS.



I seriously think he looks so much better without specs. He looks more sincere, if that's possible.

That's all. Byebye.


9:05:00 AM because I say so
Saturday, August 09, 2008
There is No Bell!
1.
I ran out of things to blog about. ._. So lack of updates = nothing to blog about. I'm still online almost every day, not using the time to mug for P or A.

2.
But I'll manage, lah. Somehow.

3.
I turned confident for Physics one day when I could miraculously do SOLVE Physics questions about nuclear, kinematics, and even electromagnetic thingers that I don't know what I was doing during the lectures! It just happened one day. Probably the green pixie helped me steal Physics genes from somewhere, and passed it to me the night before. Thanks green pixie!

4.
Go Priscilla! If I can do it, so can you! You can ace B too! :D

5.
I've about ten million photos to upload but I'm mega lazy, and I'm charging phone anyway.

6.
Today I don't have the why-did-i-take-science feeling. Which is good!

7.
My printer ran out of ink.

8.
A week ago, I had a bet with Yip Limiang and Song Minghan that there won't be a bell at Serangoon on the first day of the month. They claimed that at midday on the first day of each month, all the churches in Singapore will sound a bell. I've never heard of it before in my life, so I insisted there wasn't. In the end we came up with a bet.

If I lose, I'll have to shout THERE'S A BELL while doing a star-jump in the middle of the canteen during break. If they lose, they'll do the same just that they'll shout THERE'S NO BELL while doing the star-jump.

In the end, almost everyone in Singapore heard the bell on 1st August. BUT THERE WAS NO BELL WHERE SHARON LAIMENG AND I WERE AT, THE PRATA PLACE AT SERANGOON.

Hence, I very clearly won the bet.

9.
But the next day Yip Limiang refused to do the forfeit. She says it's because she can't go against her conscience and say THERE'S NO BELL when there is. So I told her okay, then shout THERE'S NO BELL AT PRATA PLACE. And she said that's too long.

10.
Yes. What a loser right. I bet if we heard the bell that day, she would have made me do the forfeit no matter what. D:

11.
Hence, being nice and caring as I always am, we decided to postpone the bet. On 1st Sep we'll listen out for the bell at NJC (where they claim 'sure can hear'). So if there's a bell, her forfeit is canceled. If there isn't, then she has to do FOUR star-jumps instead of the TWO that she owes now.

12.
Being lifeless individuals like we all are, let's all pray that there's no bell on that day so we can enjoy this little bit of entertainment brought to us by Yip Laimeng and Song Minghan! :)

13.
I have a pretty bad cough. I sound. Very. Man.

14.
National Day celebrations yesterday. Mel Bugs and I played pick-up sticks during the sing-along sessions and NE quizzes. Some girl from junior class kept blowing bubbles and the wind blows them into my face. I was mega ultra irritated and tried shouting STOP BLOWING BUBBLES. The girl is probably so awed that the soapy liquid can make transparent floating circles to the extent that she can't hear my shouting (in my manly voice) so she continued blowing bubbles like there's no tomorrow.

15.
I don't know who she is since she's a second intaker.

16.
But no hard feelings lah. She was just entertaining herself like the rest of the school is.

17.
Solaris won NE cup. YAY.

18.
Solaris got mega high. Every other Solarian was standing and cheering. My. Class. Was. Dead. We sat down throughout the whole NAGA HEY NAGA HO cheer. Our class is mega antisocial, I like.

19.
We were kind of surrounded by crazily high people cheering like mad so much so that I thought I was going to be trampled flat.

20.
The last straw came when a group erupted next to us, and started doing the NJ YAAAAAAA cheer. ._. Yah, when one group starts raising their hands and shouting YAAAAAA, more people are supposed to run in and YAAAAA with them until a huge crowd forms and then they'll start doing the NJ cheer. Yea. So imagine our horror, sitting there while a group of very high people started YAAAA-ing just next to us.

21.
So we ran away quickly before people ran into us.

22.
Solaris arh. So high for what.

23.
Too sunny yesterday to high.

24.
Oh. My fried rice is ready.

25.
Byebye!


9:31:00 AM because I say so
Monday, August 04, 2008
Tag
Rules:

A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
B) Tag eight people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

(While I do it, I'll comment on Minghan's stupid answers.)

1. What are your reasons for having a LJ?

My journal is alive (LIVEjournal), unlike Minghan's who is dead. My blog has a pretty name called Jacob. Yes, he's male, three years old this year and he likes Jacob peanut butter biscuits.

2. What do you do before bedtime?

Alot. Everything I do is before bedtime. Or after bedtime. My, that's a cute contradiction.

3. What will your dream wedding be like?

(Minghan's answer: like a dream - wtb that's not answering the question.) My dream wedding takes place on teletubby hills, with Tinki Winki and Barney comparing who is more purple. Then people will crowd round the backyard full of spinach, munching on what they thought will give them muscles like Popeyes. Yea, then we'll exchange our vows and tie a blade of grass onto each other's fingers.

4. What is the city of your dreams and why?

Everything above, minus the vows and grass part.

5. Are you an introvert or extrovert?

Introvert. I only have 4 contacts in my phone. I've only 5 friends, 2 of them are imaginary and 1 of them is My Pillar.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

Depends. You can't say you're blessed if SOMEONE tells you he loves you. (No I wasn't insinuating anybody, but I bet somebody came to your mind. So you get my point.)

7. Do you trust easily?

Of course. Don't you trust me? -blinks.

8. What person, dead or alive, is your role model?

Uh. I don't know.

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?

Probably. I can't remember what happened yesterday, actually I can't remember what happened today. I think I'm secretly goldfish.

10. When’s the last time you had fun?

(Minghan's answer: fun? er.. at around 1600hrs today when i was solving the vectors question. -wtb. He took forever to not complete the question.) The last time I had fun was... The truth is I never had fun. I'm a zi bi person who spends her day playing with her Pillar friend. Which is not fun at all. How fun do you think playing with pillars can be.

11. Is being tagged fun?

(Minghan's answer: what, and drag the tagger along with you? tiring leh. -He's so lame I doubt he can qualify to play Tag.) Being tagged is damn fun. It's a break from pillar-playing. Whee.

12. How do you see yourself?

I already explained. I'm an antisocial pillar playing person with 4 contacts in my phone and 5 friends, 2 of which are imaginary and 1 is The Pillar. In my ultimate free time, I enjoy filling a cup with water, emptying it, and filling it up again. It fills my life with tremendous miraculous joy.

13. Who are currently the most important people to you?

It's not currently, it's always. How many times do I have to answer this question. My family, and friends. (Yes all five of them, okay maybe not Pillar. I hate him secretly.)

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

Minghan is a good boy.

15. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?

Single and rich. I can build more pillars with my money so I won't be lonely.

16. How many children do you want to have, if any?

Used to be 7. But I don't need any now since I'm single and rich and I can build more pillars with my money so I won't be lonely.

17.What’s better, to give or to receive?

You give me money, I receive. I give money to Pillars, Pillars receive.

18. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?

(Minghan's answer: pick what? fish market ah. -No you don't pick your fish at the fish market. The fishmonger does it for you. If you touch the fish you will become fishy and the police will suspect you of possession of bombs.) I will not pick either because Either Way, I'll Break Your Heart Some Day is another one of the nice Augustana songs. We should all embrace pillars because they are your PILLARS of SUPPORT and they'll always be with you through THICK (pillars) AND THIN (pillars). Omb, how did this pillar thing start.

19. What would you do if you (or your girlfriend) became pregnant unexpectedly?

It depends. If I'm >25 and married I'll be elated and will start buying cute baby products like the baby blue with stitched on bears suit. If I'm >25 and unmarried, I'll still be elated because hey! That's some little excitement in life! If I'm <25, I'll probably be sad because I don't know, aren't all unmarried women under 25years always sad when they find out they're pregnant. ._.

20. What are your dream jobs?

ASTRONAUT. But I'm afraid of heights. Okay fine, I'm not. I'm afraid of the sun. I hate the sun actually. Uh. Astronaut that lands anywhere but the sun. OKAY FINE, you can't land on the sun. I know I know. I was just trying to be MORE funny. But that's just an ambition. It's not exactly a dream job. My dream job will be to compare Tinki Winki and Barney and see who's more purple. :D

Tagged: The Whole Wide World. Including Tinki Winki and Barney. And Pillar. :)


8:04:00 PM because I say so
Saturday, August 02, 2008
Sokmui is funny
One of Sokmui's latest I-really-hate-the-world post made me laugh so hard I choked on my salad. (Yes! I made edible salad again! :D)

From her blog,

"
DEN
when i went to popular it was crowded like shit
cos this apparent russell lee was signing books
singapore true ghost story
and i bet with you one hundred dollars that the person isn't even russell lee
just some guy wearing a black cloth mask.

convenient that russell lee dun ever show his face

fine i'm cynical and sacarstic and angry and pissed off
and i think those group of people were actually nice people
just that i got increasingly annoyed and pissed that i can't do my work in peace.

DEN i spent AGES in popular trying to get the things i want cos i was too busy trying to evade kids that bought 6 PENS
for WHAT you tell me
i've seen kids who has like 20 pens in their pencil case
and they dun eve write essays
stupid kids

"

LOL. SOKMUI STOP BEING SO MEAN. IT'S FUNNY. HAHAHAHAHA.

Who knows what's
"ESET NOD32 Antivirus Object: http://upa.luzhiai.net/laco3.exe
Threat:
probably a variant of Win32/PSW.OnLineGames.NXI trojan
Information:
connection terminated - quarantined"

It sounds like a virus. When I on the com just now it kept prompting and prompting and I got so irritated I had to move my windows task bar to the bottom of the desktop. Tsk. And it probably made the com restart on its own just now, while I was halfway through Unpopular Sokmui at Popular.

She's going to kill me when she reads this. Let's hope she'll make it quick though, that she won't put me in such pain ------- THE COM JUST REBOOTED ITSELF AGAIN.

Meh. This is so annoying. It's almost as annoying as square-root my Maths teacher. (He's imba annoying.)

I know already. Everytime I talk about Sokmui the com senses that I'm in danger so it decides to restart itself so that maybe I won't continue talking about dangerous Sokmui and pose greater danger to my life. Ohmy. I never knew Sokmui is that formidable. :O

IT JUST REBOOTED ITSELF AGAIN. OMB. THIS IS GETTING ON MY BARNEY NERVES. D:

Okay I'll just post this, lah. Wanted to talk more about funny CIP with guys looking like chicken rice stall uncles. ._. Another time perhaps. Byebye.


8:13:00 PM because I say so