We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
about a rose...
Meigui is a girl. There was a girl named Meigui. (You're probably sick of flower jokes so this will try to not involve any roses. Shit. We just did.) What many people did not know about Meigui is that she is actually 235 years old. Yes, she was alive during the era of barney, who happened to be her best friend. So 208 years ago, Meigui's name was actually not Meigui. It was Ah Hock. And she had many other friends like Ah Boon,, Ah Lee (Ali, haha, he was Malay) and Ah Kok. One day, Ah Hock (you) and Ah Boon were walking (aliteration) and they found 2 pieces of Guohao (wood) on the floor. So they each picked up one...
Ah Boon: What shall we do with this?
Ah Kok: I know! Why not I run between both of you and hit my head on the planks! You can pretend I'm flying like a space shuttle, my new name will then be shuttlecock (shuttleKOK).
andbadminton was invented. In1955, Ah Hock changed her name to Meigui.
*
That was on the first page of the scrapbook NJBT juniors gave me, when I went for the BBQ, and stayed overnight subsequently at the NJBT chalet. Yes, it makes no sense at all. There are alot other funnier ones that they wrote for the other leaving seniors. Pretty sweet don't you think. :)
Something really dumb happened just now. I was trying to get myself a cup of milk tea. So I tore open a packet of the instant milk tea thinger. And then when I was pouring out the contents, I wondered why this packet has SO much of the powdered milk tea. I kept pouring and pouring and it didn't end.
Then I realised I tore two packets instead of one.
So because I already opened both packets, I decided I shouldn't waste it. With a spoon, I divided the contents in one cup to two cups. But then when I was adding the hot water, I forgot about one of the cups and proceeded to make myself only one cup of milk tea. Then I came to the computer, and took about 2.5 hours to eat my breakfast and drink the milk tea and surfed Jaychou sites and :O over wu guan feng yue and yadah yadah. At 11.15am, I took my utensils and cup to the kitchen to wash. That's when I saw the other cup of milk tea powder I left alone in the cold, shivering and wondering when he's going to get the hot water.
What's dumber is, after I left all the utensils (including my cup) at the sink, I came over to the cup of milk tea powder and thought, oh, I feel like drinking milk tea. So I made myself another cup, all the while wondering where did MY cup go (PS, it's at the sink, I already finished one cup).
It was only after I took like 2 sips then I realised I already had a cup just now.
._.
Okay, such dumb things don't happen often to the smart me. Spongebob in an hour! :D :D
Byebye.
11:18:00 AM because I say so
Ah Boon: What shall we do with this?
Ah Kok: I know! Why not I run between both of you and hit my head on the planks! You can pretend I'm flying like a space shuttle, my new name will then be shuttlecock (shuttleKOK).
andbadminton was invented. In1955, Ah Hock changed her name to Meigui.
*
That was on the first page of the scrapbook NJBT juniors gave me, when I went for the BBQ, and stayed overnight subsequently at the NJBT chalet. Yes, it makes no sense at all. There are alot other funnier ones that they wrote for the other leaving seniors. Pretty sweet don't you think. :)
Something really dumb happened just now. I was trying to get myself a cup of milk tea. So I tore open a packet of the instant milk tea thinger. And then when I was pouring out the contents, I wondered why this packet has SO much of the powdered milk tea. I kept pouring and pouring and it didn't end.
Then I realised I tore two packets instead of one.
So because I already opened both packets, I decided I shouldn't waste it. With a spoon, I divided the contents in one cup to two cups. But then when I was adding the hot water, I forgot about one of the cups and proceeded to make myself only one cup of milk tea. Then I came to the computer, and took about 2.5 hours to eat my breakfast and drink the milk tea and surfed Jaychou sites and :O over wu guan feng yue and yadah yadah. At 11.15am, I took my utensils and cup to the kitchen to wash. That's when I saw the other cup of milk tea powder I left alone in the cold, shivering and wondering when he's going to get the hot water.
What's dumber is, after I left all the utensils (including my cup) at the sink, I came over to the cup of milk tea powder and thought, oh, I feel like drinking milk tea. So I made myself another cup, all the while wondering where did MY cup go (PS, it's at the sink, I already finished one cup).
It was only after I took like 2 sips then I realised I already had a cup just now.
._.
Okay, such dumb things don't happen often to the smart me. Spongebob in an hour! :D :D
Byebye.
11:18:00 AM because I say so