Prickly prelims are over! Yoohoo.

Okay actually it's over on Wednesday, which is two days ago already. But I didn't blog on Wednesday because I was out partehying so I didn't have time to blog about my Amazing Life After Prelims. Like what the barney cockroach, I feel like I can soar. Yah, like a bird. Yoohoo.

By the way, I think Yoohoo is a really really funny word. What if those police replace Roger with Yoohoo when they talk to each other over walkie-talkies. They'll go like, "Platoon 7B33FFBlah, target in view, roger yoohoo." HAHA.

Okay anyway, I'm supposed to tell you about my Amazing Life After Prelims (ALAP).

On Wednesday at around 11.30am, we PCME kiddos are FREE. No, not $0 kind of free. Free like bird-out-of-cage free. Yay, yoohoo. Anyway, a group of us went for sushi yoohoo. Sushi yoohoo!



Here's us. HongjiemeixXxXxXxX must be sulking because I never take enough unagi sushi for him. Sorry worsxXxXxXxX. I'll make sure you eat so much unagi you turn into one the next time. :)

By the way, unlike Sakae, Suki offers sashimi and I ate so much salmon I think salmons are endangered now. :O

That has nothing to do with the photo but I just felt like mentioning it. Okay, anyway.







That's Serene Ah Ma's hand. Apparently the conveyor belt has some sensor installed in it. It listens out for our conversations. If you say something like "How I wish the conveyor belt goes faster", it'll really, truly go faster! And vice versa. SERIOUS. I'm not hala-ing you. Try it!

Oh, my point is, the conveyor belt heard our call for it to go slower so it slowed down. And evidence showing the conveyor belt slowed down is that even grandmas can take the sushi she wants fast enough. :O :O



Here's HongjiemeixXxXxXx still sulking because I still haven't gotten him enough unagi. LOL.

Anyway, the pictures don't really show anything. We talked alot about nonsensical stuff (I like!), like the toys we had when we were young yada yada. And there's nothing much for me to say because there's only plastic dinosaurs to talk about. I can tell them the different colours I had, which are red, green, and... ohmy, there's actually only two colours?! TSK. Why is my childhood like that.

And then you contrast that with lucky rich kids like Bugs who have only 50317591836593 barbies and dollhouses and toy cars etc etc. And have two fridges at home, one for food and one for drinks, and has a water dispenser for (whatever a water dispenser is for?). -sulks.

But compared to Marcus, at least I young that time play more fun games. ._. Wheeling erasers are not fun lah! They don't even have wheels! LOLLLL.

HAHA and drawing watches on your wrists is NOT retarded! Kakei (secondary school friend) did that in sec 2 okay! LOL.

Okay anyway, after two hours we were full and happy so we left the place and went photohunting. We tried Word Dojo too and we got into 4th and 5th positions. And we were cheap thrilling, naming our high scores WE WON OMG even though we didn't win the top three, which were all some sick person by the name OMG AND OH.

And then we got addicted and it was really fun. I don't know why it doesn't sound as fun now. Actually sounds abit loser. But then that's what happens when you recount stuff. So it was fun, lah, anyway. TRICKY FISH LOL.

Uh. And we played that what's-it-called. The miniature soccer thing where you control miniature soccer players on both sides of a black rectangular box. Yea, and you play using miniature balls. We were high and yada yada.

Okay, then after that we had nowhere to go so they went home and I went to Sharon's house and took over Songminghan in his last few games of Mahjong. Then we watched the last episode of a Hong Kong drama serial that I've only watched the first episode before. Uh. Then we played some more Mahjong, and some real high game which I'm lazy to recount already.

Then Limiang the ben4 dan4 and I stayed over. Only one photo though. I was sleepy.



Guess who!

So today, I woke up and then we went for Macs breakfast and then I came home to bathe and change.

I actually thought today's Friday.

Anyway, today's Thursday and I went out with Songminghan. We rented DVDs and watched them on Songminghan's father's laptop at TCC at Changi airport.



Terminal 3 is really pretty. I studied at the TCC there a couple of times before prelims too. It's quiet, empty, clean, air-conditioned and occasionally you get to see cute Caucasian kids! What a nice place.



Oh. There's a whole wall of green plants on it. Songminghan says behind that wall is actually the gents. And you can actually see through the gaps of those plants the rest of T3 when you're standing at the urinals. I don't know how true is that.



Here's the shows we watched today. They're both horror because we're horrible people. ._. Okay no, I like horror because some of them are funnier than comedy. (You'll see why.) Anyway, they're Final Destination 2 and some retarded show called Feast.

FD2 was okay. I thought the ending was pretty lame but overall still not that bad lah. Comparable to FD3 I guess, a bit less gory.

Feast is ultimate. It's worse than Midnight Meat Train. SERIOUS. It's what the barney 1000 year old cockroach funnier than MMT.

I can't even tell you the whole storyline because I'm too busy laughing I didn't notice what's going on alot of times. But I'll try.

I chose to rent this show because the synopsis sounded really intriguing. The back of the DVD cover said something about a group of people getting stuck in a tavern while many hungry man-eating monsters are out hunting for people to eat. OKAY OMG WHY DOES IT SOUND SO STUPID NOW. Uhhh. No, really, I thought it sounded pretty scary. I thought maybe it'll be something like The Descent or The Cave, which are both pretty alright shows. But no. NO. Feast is downright retarded.

The show starts with introduction of every character. Like REALLY introduction. The screen will freeze at the character, and then it'll turn black and white, and then some words will appear. Namely the character's name, some funny fact about the character, and the character's life expectancy. ._. Yah.

So it went,

Name: Bartender
Occupation: Bartender
Life expectancy: Does not expect anything out of life

HUH?!?!

And it went on and on,

Name: Honey Pie
Occupation: Waitress/Singer/Dancer
Life expectancy: Wait and see

And it continued for at least 15 minutes. Until someone whom we thought was the lead actor appeared. Somebody burst into the tavern all bloody with a gun. And the screen paused, turned black and white, and

Name: Hero
Occupation: Hero
Life expectancy: Should not expect much.

Okayyyyyyyyyyy. So Hero appeared, and said, there're monsters out there and he showed them the head of one of the monsters which I presume he killed. ._. And then some guy said That's bullshit, and then monster appeared suddenly from behind and took Hero.

So Hero died. Yes, the HERO of the show only appeared for 3 minutes at most.

Oh. Actually the monsters only took Hero's head. And made a really funny scene because blood kept spurting from the neck onto Honey Pie who just stood there and kept screaming. Like, why can't you just. Walk. Away.

And then everyone freaked out and another girl burst into the tavern, less bloody than Hero. Screen paused, turned black and white, and

Name: Heroine
Occupation: Heroine
Life expectancy: Longer than Hero, hopefully.

Yes, what the barney cockroach.

Then suddenly there's a mess and more people got killed. Okay and then apparently Heroine is Hero's wife and the amazing thing is she wasn't upset when she saw her husband lying on the floor headless.

More people got killed. Blood. Intestines. Yah yah whatever.

Then girl called Tuffy realised she left her son Coby upstairs. So she ran up to find him. Then monster came in through the window and took Coby. So Tuffy cried.

Then everyone left gathered at level one and decided to lock themselves in the tavern so the monsters can't come in (and they can't go out either...).

So they nailed boards to all the windows and locked up the rooms on level 2 so the monsters won't reach them. Okayyy. Like the monsters can't go through the pathetic wooden doors. Okayyyy.

Anyway, meanwhile Honey Pie is still standing at the same spot where she had been spurted with blood all over from Hero's neck. Yes, why can't she just. Walk. Away.

._.

Oh. How can I forget. They actually caught a mini monster. As in, it's the monster, but smaller. And they managed to kill it by trapping it in an icebox and then firing at the icebox. So there's this stuck-up guy who suggested throwing that small monster out to scare the other monsters away. He said something about showing them that humans are not vulnerable and all that crap.

Then after they threw it out, they observed the monsters from inside the tavern and somebody commented that "They look like a family" and then somebody else said "And yea, we just killed their baby".

._.

And then what follows is really retarded.

The Mother Monster and Father Monster humped and made another Baby Monster, in less than 30 seconds.

WTB.

Aiyah, I can't bring myself to recall the story any further. It's really, really dumb. It beats Midnight Meat Train hands down legs up.

You won't want to miss it. It's the worst movie ever.

Omb long post.

Byebye.

11:11:00 PM because I say so