We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Too Bad
If reading my blog makes you unhappy, common sense tells you to stop reading it. :)
If common sense ran away three years ago, I'll lend you some common sense and tell you, hey! Stop coming back to read things that'll upset you.
If your ears eloped with your common sense, I'll go learn the sign language that says "Hey stupid, stop reading what makes you unhappy."
If your eyes just happen to be closed at the moment when I was sign languaging, I'll pat your shoulder nicely and ask of you to open your eyes so I can sign language to you again.
If you don't understand sign language, I'll write out on a piece of paper with the best handwriting I can master, "STOP READING WHAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY."
If you can't read English, I'll go find out how to write it in 9 different languages.
If you don't understand all 9 different languages, I'll beat you up so that you'll understand what it means by Stop reading what makes you unhappy.
If you heard it, seen it, understood it, but still refuse to not continue reading,
TOO BAD.
See, I've done all I can already.
Now, stop assuming I'm talking about you. You don't know how many freaking people I've offended by blogging before. Yep, I've always been mean. :D
If you don't like it, do something about it.
If you don't feel like doing anything about it, don't even bother being upset. :D
I've sort of learnt that a long time ago.
Ankle's miraculously so much better today. I should rotate it more often. It hardly hurt now. Just abit stiff, and can't walk as normally because the swell's still around. The knee hurts more than the ankle now. (Yep, my right knee is swollen too. No, it's not the same knee. That's not good news okay. It means that both knees are spoilt now. Ahhhh.)
Time to mug. :)
12:53:00 PM because I say so
If common sense ran away three years ago, I'll lend you some common sense and tell you, hey! Stop coming back to read things that'll upset you.
If your ears eloped with your common sense, I'll go learn the sign language that says "Hey stupid, stop reading what makes you unhappy."
If your eyes just happen to be closed at the moment when I was sign languaging, I'll pat your shoulder nicely and ask of you to open your eyes so I can sign language to you again.
If you don't understand sign language, I'll write out on a piece of paper with the best handwriting I can master, "STOP READING WHAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY."
If you can't read English, I'll go find out how to write it in 9 different languages.
If you don't understand all 9 different languages, I'll beat you up so that you'll understand what it means by Stop reading what makes you unhappy.
If you heard it, seen it, understood it, but still refuse to not continue reading,
TOO BAD.
See, I've done all I can already.
Now, stop assuming I'm talking about you. You don't know how many freaking people I've offended by blogging before. Yep, I've always been mean. :D
If you don't like it, do something about it.
If you don't feel like doing anything about it, don't even bother being upset. :D
I've sort of learnt that a long time ago.
Ankle's miraculously so much better today. I should rotate it more often. It hardly hurt now. Just abit stiff, and can't walk as normally because the swell's still around. The knee hurts more than the ankle now. (Yep, my right knee is swollen too. No, it's not the same knee. That's not good news okay. It means that both knees are spoilt now. Ahhhh.)
Time to mug. :)
12:53:00 PM because I say so