We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Monday, August 24, 2009
The Coldest Story Ever Told
It's getting late but I MUST blog about this because it's so blog-worthy and I'm afraid I'll forget to blog about it later.
The Worst Joke I've Ever Heard
Qn: What did the snowman say when the old lady thanked him for helping her cross the road?
Before I tell you the answer, let's analyse the question.
FIRSTLY, a snowman cannot help an old lady cross the road because 1. he doesn't have legs and 2. snowmen don't cross roads and 3. old ladies will scream when a snowman opens his mouth to offer his help. Alright, let's just all imagine that this is an imaginary scene where there are talking snowmen who can help old ladies cross roads, you know, like in Enid Blyton's stories. But still, the scenario doesn't make sense, does it.
SECONDLY, the question is so random. Why will the snowman be around when an old lady wants to cross the road. Where there's snowman, there should be snow. Where there's snow, there should be snow on roads. Where there is snow on roads, car shouldn't be able to drive on roads. Where there are no cars, old ladies can walk perfectly fine without being knocked over. Hence there shouldn't be any need to help old ladies cross roads.
THIRDLY, what's with this generalization that old ladies can't cross roads on their own? They can walk perfectly fine even if they're a little old. Whatever makes you think snowmen can cross roads better than old ladies do? AGEISM!
Alright, are you ready for the mighty answer?
Ans: Snow problem.
Get the joke? You know, like, no problem? Snow problem sounds a tinny weeny bit like no problem?
Alright, I leave you to recover from this traumatizing 'joke'. I'm sorry I've to inflict you this pain. I can't take it alone, got to share the burden.
PRISCILLA please tell me Linkin Park joke is funnier than this because Yap insists his Snow Problem joke is better. What the muddy marshmellows, ANYONE can tell this joke is some level 0.5 joke please. Tsktsktsktsk.
Alright, I'm done. Byebye!
11:16:00 PM because I say so
The Worst Joke I've Ever Heard
Qn: What did the snowman say when the old lady thanked him for helping her cross the road?
Before I tell you the answer, let's analyse the question.
FIRSTLY, a snowman cannot help an old lady cross the road because 1. he doesn't have legs and 2. snowmen don't cross roads and 3. old ladies will scream when a snowman opens his mouth to offer his help. Alright, let's just all imagine that this is an imaginary scene where there are talking snowmen who can help old ladies cross roads, you know, like in Enid Blyton's stories. But still, the scenario doesn't make sense, does it.
SECONDLY, the question is so random. Why will the snowman be around when an old lady wants to cross the road. Where there's snowman, there should be snow. Where there's snow, there should be snow on roads. Where there is snow on roads, car shouldn't be able to drive on roads. Where there are no cars, old ladies can walk perfectly fine without being knocked over. Hence there shouldn't be any need to help old ladies cross roads.
THIRDLY, what's with this generalization that old ladies can't cross roads on their own? They can walk perfectly fine even if they're a little old. Whatever makes you think snowmen can cross roads better than old ladies do? AGEISM!
Alright, are you ready for the mighty answer?
Ans: Snow problem.
Get the joke? You know, like, no problem? Snow problem sounds a tinny weeny bit like no problem?
Alright, I leave you to recover from this traumatizing 'joke'. I'm sorry I've to inflict you this pain. I can't take it alone, got to share the burden.
PRISCILLA please tell me Linkin Park joke is funnier than this because Yap insists his Snow Problem joke is better. What the muddy marshmellows, ANYONE can tell this joke is some level 0.5 joke please. Tsktsktsktsk.
Alright, I'm done. Byebye!
11:16:00 PM because I say so