We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Eyecandy
LOL you want to know something funny! This is really really funny!
My eyecandy at work held the door for me just now when I was leaving my workplace and I was happy so I couldn't stop smiling, and I forgot to thank him!
You know what's funnier!
My eyecandy is 40 years older than me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Okay no, he's 9 years older than me, and I think none of my friends will think he's eyecandy material. But ohwell, I always know I've unique taste.
But I couldn't stop laughing after that because I can't believe I smiled to myself like an idiot and lost my usual calm cool cucumber composure and at least say thanks lah! Haiyo. Now my eyecandy that's 9 years older must think I'm rude. D:
Alright, no, he's 40 years older. Or maybe not. LOL.
Nope! He's not married, or he will fall under the Uncles-or-Uncles-Going-to-Be category which spells carrying durians in red plastic bags at MRT stations and/or lots of frowns all day long so he won't be my eyecandy anymore. Alright he's 9 years older... maybe not!
._.
WHY AM I STILL SO HIGH EVEN WHEN I ONLY DRANK HALF A CUP OF HL MILK TONIGHT?!!
And the weather is back to its horrible self! Xmas wish 1994 is rain tomorrow again please! Anyway, I didn't become a thousand dollars richer today nor did I felt like I had more than enough sleep! So wishes 1992 and 1993 didn't come true at all! SEE I knew it! Christmas wishes don't come true! But I still wish that it'll rain tomorrow! Don't disappoint me again Santa! Ohmygod! This whole paragraph has 10 exclaimation marks altogether! Amazing isn't it!
Okay byebye.
10:02:00 PM because I say so
My eyecandy at work held the door for me just now when I was leaving my workplace and I was happy so I couldn't stop smiling, and I forgot to thank him!
You know what's funnier!
My eyecandy is 40 years older than me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Okay no, he's 9 years older than me, and I think none of my friends will think he's eyecandy material. But ohwell, I always know I've unique taste.
But I couldn't stop laughing after that because I can't believe I smiled to myself like an idiot and lost my usual calm cool cucumber composure and at least say thanks lah! Haiyo. Now my eyecandy that's 9 years older must think I'm rude. D:
Alright, no, he's 40 years older. Or maybe not. LOL.
Nope! He's not married, or he will fall under the Uncles-or-Uncles-Going-to-Be category which spells carrying durians in red plastic bags at MRT stations and/or lots of frowns all day long so he won't be my eyecandy anymore. Alright he's 9 years older... maybe not!
._.
WHY AM I STILL SO HIGH EVEN WHEN I ONLY DRANK HALF A CUP OF HL MILK TONIGHT?!!
And the weather is back to its horrible self! Xmas wish 1994 is rain tomorrow again please! Anyway, I didn't become a thousand dollars richer today nor did I felt like I had more than enough sleep! So wishes 1992 and 1993 didn't come true at all! SEE I knew it! Christmas wishes don't come true! But I still wish that it'll rain tomorrow! Don't disappoint me again Santa! Ohmygod! This whole paragraph has 10 exclaimation marks altogether! Amazing isn't it!
Okay byebye.
10:02:00 PM because I say so