I painted her a gushing thing,
With years about a score;
I little thought to find they were
A least a dozen more;
My fancy gave her eyes of blue,
A curly auburn head:
I came to find the blue a green,
The auburn turned to red.

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Do you remember how when you're young, you'll believe that because of some good thing you do, some good person/fairy/fairy godmother/angel/genie will grant you three wishes and you will wish for things you want using the first two wishes, and then for the last wish you'll wish for three more wishes and the story repeats?

Which proves my point, kids are stupid!

Alright fine! That wasn't my point. But anyway, I think I've grown out of thinking all kids are cute (Sokmui why are you smirking?), BUT I think all kids SHOULD be cute. Like, cute and cuddly and they can cry, of course. But they shouldn't wail. And they should be easy to coax. If they're ugly, and noisy, and selfish, and kiasu, we should look at their parents and go TSK TSK WHY YOUR CHILDREN LIKE THAT, and then convince them to launch Project Change My Kid or something like that.

What's my point?

I can't stand kids who INSIST they've all the right to run into you (literally), bang you here and there, AND FROWN AT YOU. Ohprawnrolls, doesn't that sound SO FAMILIAR? It's exactly like the uncle carrying durians and walking into people at the MRT station! The only difference is I can't blame kids because well, they're kids. And if they're cute, I wouldn't mind. I'll go, barney stop banging my knee...ohawawawwwwwww CUTE! And I'll forgive him/her there and then because he/she is cute.

BUT if he/she isn't, but is instead some spoilt brat who can't see where he's walking because he's so engrossed with his PSP game, I feel like ripping the waterbottle he carries round his shoulder and running away with it like EYHEY YOU CAN'T CATCH ME because I can obviously run faster than him (I think) because I've longer legs and I LOVE bullying kids that annoy the hell out of me because THEY SHOULD GET A TASTE OF HOW ANNOYING THEY ARE.

There was this day end of last year where I went for one of my grandmother's death anniversaries ceremonial things, I probably mentioned it before? Anyway, there's these three kids who are super cute, they're my cousin's children. And that cousin is one of the rare few that I like and don't mind talking to, except he's about 40years old. ._. Anyway, he married a Filipino and his children are drop-dead gorgeous, with long eye lashes and huge eyes. There's a pair of sisters, and a little boy. THEY'RE SO CUTE. So I kept playing with them.

But then, there's this other older girl, who's primary 4. She's the daughter of another one of my cousins, who is tops in My Most Hated Relatives. And she's not cute at all. You may think I'm really mean to say that, but it's not just looks that matter. HER CHARACTER. Ohmyholybakwa, not cute at all.

So anyway, I wanted to play with the three cute kids, but the not cute girl kept hanging out with them. But I ignored her and play with the three cute kids. Okay this will get confusing. Let's call the not cute girl NCG, for Not cute girl. NCG kept circling me and asking me why is my hair so long, and being nice (at first), I told her things like, oh because it's not short, because I like long hair etc.

And then she started saying she wants to tie my hair, so she wanted me to let down my hair so she can retie it to holybakwa I don't know what it'll become. I said NO, because I didn't like her. And she started pulling and tugging my hair. So I stood up so she couldn't reach it, but she started jumping and pulling away my rubberband.

Fuck, I was super angry, at a primary 4 girl, yes.

The most rubberbandish thing is SHE DOESN'T GET IT THAT I'M ANGRY. She'll think it's fun and whatever and run around with my rubberband saying if I want it I've to catch her (that sounds like what I just said...nevermind). So being really angry, I just grabbed her and said STOP IT, GIVE IT BACK and gave my deadliest look that could have killed any sane living thing besides ugly kids.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NCG DID! YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID! She threw my rubberband into the air and watched it drop on the floor. KNN, HOW CAN I GET BULLIED BY A PRIMARY 4 KID. HOW CAN. YOU TELL ME. HOW CAN I TAKE IT.

So I made her pick it up and return it to me. But she wouldn't, and she ran away.

YOU THINK I SO GOOD TO BULLY IS IT.

Stupid kids run round in circles you know. I just have to wait on the other side of the wall for her to appear. And then I caught her and gave her a really good scolding, in an adultish kind of way. Like explaining to her what she's just done. Okay lah, I was really harsh, BUT I wasn't vulgar at all. I was like,

When I say Stop it, you jolly well stop it. You want to play, you run to some other deserted corner to play. My hair is not your playground. And my rubberband is NOT your toy. MY rubberband belongs to ME, and you just threw something that belongs to ME on the floor. I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO APOLOGISE, BUT YOU DIDN'T. You need to know what you just did is really childish and silly.

I stopped when she didn't look like she was going to cry. Not harsh enough meh? :(

Stupid NCG. D:


10:19:00 PM because I say so