My mother said, to get a house like that there, you need a third of the money you use to buy a three-room flat here. If not because of the obscene number of houseflies and the really dirty toilets, I may actually consider. That's Muar, Malaysia by the way. I never knew I had a relative there.

Ohwell, I never knew a lot of things about my relatives. Not that I'm interested anyway anyhow, haha.

Anyway, I packed my things, as in the non-school stuff again today, because my letters, postcards and cards were overflowing the box that I used to keep them. Yes, I keep everything you people give me, I treat them like gawdlike stuff that drop from the skies can.



From June 2007 till December 2008, I've watched a total of 67 movies. Secret alone takes up 5. Heh. Kungfu Dunk only twice!

This morning, my mum came home really excited and told me about how my father drove past this banana tree along Mandai and they alighted to get banana leaves. So I ask her, whatever for? And she said they will use to banana leaves to bbq sotong and prawns tomorrow. So I ask her, why cannot buy? And she said because only one stall sells banana leaves in the market and the uncle is really really rude. So I ask her, how did you all get the leaves? And she said oh, they used a pair of scissors and cut down some banana leaves. So I ask her, why are you so excited? And she said because she hasn't done anything sneaky in a long time.

LOL.

I was pretty freaked out because I kept suspecting the big pieces of banana leaves may have some caterpillars or any worm like URGH on them. So I stayed away from the kitchen.

While I was online this morning, my mother came shouting to me really excitedly like she's seen Jay. I was about to ask her where's Jay when she told me she found a really really small baby snail on the kitchen floor. I guess it came with the leaves.



Here's what she was so excited over. Man, that's so not Jay.



That's my mother's finger to show how small the snail is. It doesn't even have a shell yet.

._.

That was my exciting morning.

Oh, by the way, if you're wondering what happened to the snail, my mother initially wanted to throw it away but I was adamant SHE CAN'T JUST TAKE IT HOME AND THROW IT AWAY. So I freed it on the grass downstairs. I doubt it can survive anyway. Ohmans, it may already be eaten while I'm talking about it now. Meh, I feel so sad now. D:

Gary without a shell, please rest in peace.

I hope Gary's mother get over the grief soon. Ohmans, what a sad story. Let's all blame the rude uncle that sells banana leaves at the market. All his fault. He killed Gary without a shell.

D:

4:22:00 PM because I say so