We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Catchy Phrases
Some phrases stick to your mind like glue once you hear some people say it. Like how Minghan keeps using cui which is originally something Hanhui kept saying. And ogay started from me, I guess. Or the famous yi si xi xu ji wan fen wu nai that sticks to Priscilla's and my head like UHU glue. That came from Kakei, in case you're wondering.
What the barney started with... not me, surprisingly. I always thought it's Aaron, but maybe it isn't. So maybe it's Weilong, I don't know. I started using it so frequently because Barney is really funny with his mega mega short arms.
The arms start from nowhere. IT'S REALLY VERY FUNNY. Watch barney and Friends some day. WATCH HOW BARNEY WAVES. He's like just vibrating can! LOLL.
Anyway, I was saying, what the barney became popular with me because I think it's very barney to swear using barney. And it conveys the message clearly without having to swear too crudely. So, what the barney, that's such a barney jam. The queue is like damn barney long. I use it even though barney is not jam and barney is not long (SHORT ARMS LOLL).
Crazy kungfu panda didn't start from me either. It came from 98.7FM.
The point is, there's no point again! Okay, I'm sick of saying the same things over and over again. Aren't you sick of reading the same things over and over again?
That last paragraph is blogged over and over again as well. Aren't you sick of reading how I'm always asking aren't you sick of reading the same things over and over again? Are you confused? :D
You must be really bored. Since I'm SO NICE, I shall blog more to entertain you poor souls who have nothing better to do other than filming lame videos and sending it to STOMP which is the tabloid of the tabloid that reports on the most nitty gritty things in life that hardly ever matter, what's wrong with Singaporeans?
Like that uncle who took a video of a secondary school couple hugging at the playground? He claims they are doing something disgraceful in public, bringing shame to their school etc etc. HOW GRACEFUL AND POLITE IS HE TO BE FILMING FROM HIS HOUSE WINDOW? He very free lah, seriously.
And then there's the other video of a woman cutting her toenails in the train. I mean, all these things are obviously wrong and yah, not very nice. But the person who took the video is downright NOTHING BETTER TO DO. He/she probably took it just so it can be posted online, so tabloid newspapers like Wan Bao/Newpaper can report on it. Very no point, don't you think? So what if we know two weeks ago, some woman cut her toenails on the MRT. We don't even know who she is, we don't even know how she looks like!
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I hope future generations grow up to realise Wan Bao and Newpaper should be condemned. If nobody buys them, maybe they'll decide to report on things that matter more.
I digressed, but nevermind, since this is another pointless post anyway.
It's 1am! Oh my guanyingma, byebye!
12:38:00 AM because I say so
What the barney started with... not me, surprisingly. I always thought it's Aaron, but maybe it isn't. So maybe it's Weilong, I don't know. I started using it so frequently because Barney is really funny with his mega mega short arms.
The arms start from nowhere. IT'S REALLY VERY FUNNY. Watch barney and Friends some day. WATCH HOW BARNEY WAVES. He's like just vibrating can! LOLL.
Anyway, I was saying, what the barney became popular with me because I think it's very barney to swear using barney. And it conveys the message clearly without having to swear too crudely. So, what the barney, that's such a barney jam. The queue is like damn barney long. I use it even though barney is not jam and barney is not long (SHORT ARMS LOLL).
Crazy kungfu panda didn't start from me either. It came from 98.7FM.
The point is, there's no point again! Okay, I'm sick of saying the same things over and over again. Aren't you sick of reading the same things over and over again?
That last paragraph is blogged over and over again as well. Aren't you sick of reading how I'm always asking aren't you sick of reading the same things over and over again? Are you confused? :D
You must be really bored. Since I'm SO NICE, I shall blog more to entertain you poor souls who have nothing better to do other than filming lame videos and sending it to STOMP which is the tabloid of the tabloid that reports on the most nitty gritty things in life that hardly ever matter, what's wrong with Singaporeans?
Like that uncle who took a video of a secondary school couple hugging at the playground? He claims they are doing something disgraceful in public, bringing shame to their school etc etc. HOW GRACEFUL AND POLITE IS HE TO BE FILMING FROM HIS HOUSE WINDOW? He very free lah, seriously.
And then there's the other video of a woman cutting her toenails in the train. I mean, all these things are obviously wrong and yah, not very nice. But the person who took the video is downright NOTHING BETTER TO DO. He/she probably took it just so it can be posted online, so tabloid newspapers like Wan Bao/Newpaper can report on it. Very no point, don't you think? So what if we know two weeks ago, some woman cut her toenails on the MRT. We don't even know who she is, we don't even know how she looks like!
._.
I hope future generations grow up to realise Wan Bao and Newpaper should be condemned. If nobody buys them, maybe they'll decide to report on things that matter more.
I digressed, but nevermind, since this is another pointless post anyway.
It's 1am! Oh my guanyingma, byebye!
12:38:00 AM because I say so