SHE WU OMG DAMN SHUAI OMG DAMN SHUAI. That gold jacket grabs all attention in this world. ALL EYES FALL ON HIM AUTOMATICALLY. Those dancers near him are like redundant. I won't notice anything about them, I can't. He takes my eyes and heart away. -melts



MO SHU XIAN SHEN. :D :D :D



QIAO KE SHU SHU. :D :D :D :D



LAN TING XU. :D :D Alright, I don't know what's with the wu guan feng yue either. LOL.

Byebye!

11:16:00 PM because I say so

One day, I mean, today, I woke up realising I've graduated from NJ. I willed myself to get sentimental and failed. I don't hate the school, I don't love it either. I miss school life more than I miss school. I miss lectures more than I miss the teachers. I miss cutlet and $1.20 bubble tea. But given a choice, I'll still give all that up if I've to return to school.

It's a different thing altogether from Anderson. There's this mysterious drawing power surrounding Anderson that attracts you like North and South poles of two bar magnets. I can sing the Anderson school song loud and proud and happy but I don't even remember the full lyrics of NJ's. I'm envious when I know GanJiahao is working in Anderson Sec as the office staff.

I guess it's the difference between O's and A's. You don't have so much time to enjoy life when you're in JC. Some teacher said, when I was still in Anderson, that secondary school days will be the happiest moments of your life. I think that's very, very true.

But if I can choose whether to stay in NJ and be an A'Level student forever, or graduate and start working in offices with office politics rockety-sky high, let me rot in NJ forever.

I don't want to grow up so fast.

Do you realise, next year will be the last year we'll remain as a teen. Do you sense how near TWENTY is. I don't feel ready to be an adult at all.

*

On another note, I've decided to work hard and earnnnnnnnnn moolah so I can go overseas with my friends next year. Perhaps June. PRISCILLA AND SOKMUI AND NAOMI WE GO HONGKONG SHOP OKAY. 4 people just nice. No odd numbers hor, Naomi. :D

Ogay. Byebye.

10:58:00 PM because I say so

Some phrases stick to your mind like glue once you hear some people say it. Like how Minghan keeps using cui which is originally something Hanhui kept saying. And ogay started from me, I guess. Or the famous yi si xi xu ji wan fen wu nai that sticks to Priscilla's and my head like UHU glue. That came from Kakei, in case you're wondering.

What the barney started with... not me, surprisingly. I always thought it's Aaron, but maybe it isn't. So maybe it's Weilong, I don't know. I started using it so frequently because Barney is really funny with his mega mega short arms.



The arms start from nowhere. IT'S REALLY VERY FUNNY. Watch barney and Friends some day. WATCH HOW BARNEY WAVES. He's like just vibrating can! LOLL.

Anyway, I was saying, what the barney became popular with me because I think it's very barney to swear using barney. And it conveys the message clearly without having to swear too crudely. So, what the barney, that's such a barney jam. The queue is like damn barney long. I use it even though barney is not jam and barney is not long (SHORT ARMS LOLL).

Crazy kungfu panda didn't start from me either. It came from 98.7FM.

The point is, there's no point again! Okay, I'm sick of saying the same things over and over again. Aren't you sick of reading the same things over and over again?

That last paragraph is blogged over and over again as well. Aren't you sick of reading how I'm always asking aren't you sick of reading the same things over and over again? Are you confused? :D

You must be really bored. Since I'm SO NICE, I shall blog more to entertain you poor souls who have nothing better to do other than filming lame videos and sending it to STOMP which is the tabloid of the tabloid that reports on the most nitty gritty things in life that hardly ever matter, what's wrong with Singaporeans?

Like that uncle who took a video of a secondary school couple hugging at the playground? He claims they are doing something disgraceful in public, bringing shame to their school etc etc. HOW GRACEFUL AND POLITE IS HE TO BE FILMING FROM HIS HOUSE WINDOW? He very free lah, seriously.

And then there's the other video of a woman cutting her toenails in the train. I mean, all these things are obviously wrong and yah, not very nice. But the person who took the video is downright NOTHING BETTER TO DO. He/she probably took it just so it can be posted online, so tabloid newspapers like Wan Bao/Newpaper can report on it. Very no point, don't you think? So what if we know two weeks ago, some woman cut her toenails on the MRT. We don't even know who she is, we don't even know how she looks like!

._.

I hope future generations grow up to realise Wan Bao and Newpaper should be condemned. If nobody buys them, maybe they'll decide to report on things that matter more.

I digressed, but nevermind, since this is another pointless post anyway.

It's 1am! Oh my guanyingma, byebye!

12:38:00 AM because I say so

Felix, I've lost track of time too. I know today's 26th because I just filled in some form to claim my two days' pay. I track November movement by telling myself next Monday is 1Dec, prom day, Jiahao's birthday, AIDS Awareness Day.

A's felt like something that happened a really long time ago. When it's actually actually actually less than 10 days ago. What happened yo. Is it because we all seem like we're rushing for time now that exams are over? Rushing for... what?

I think Raffles Place is a very weird place. You start walking faster without yourself realising it. (Bugs we should go take a walk there some day.) You seem forever rushing for time, even if you actually have a lot of time to spare. The one hour lunch thing is weird, I can't get used to it, I don't know why.

These two days, I learned that:

1. I am ochlophobic. I turned really dizzy and sick in the train yesterday morning. People were packed like sardines. I couldn't breathe although Minghan was breathing perfectly fine. I blinked and I see patches of black and yellow dots. I couldn't stand upright, I turned really pale. I felt like I can only stand very straight at that one spot or I'll crumble and die. I felt scared.

And once I got off the train at Novena (I couldn't take it, I had to alight), I felt so so much better. I took the next next train and that feeling came creeping back slowly, until I got down at Raffles Place.

2. Writing legibly is being polite. You save the trouble of anyone who comes across your writing.

3. I'm hungry.

4. If you're conscientious and hardworking, and do what you're told with constancy and purpose, to failure we'll say no, progress is what we aim for, success is in our SIGHT. Anyway, my point is, if you work hard, somebody (hopefully the boss) will take notice. I got my pay upped. Two days nia, but still matter, quite a bit.

Plus, I got another job recommendation. Higher paying yo. :)

5. Microsoft Excel is so brain dead.

6. Nobody at my workplace will believe I was an OGL. I was Typical Quiet Girl (TQG) for the last two days. I probably said less than 10 sentences each day. Out of the 10, 7 were to enquire/inform/work-related. One is to say, "Uncle, Shao Ya Fan." and another is to say "Green tea how much?"

7. Everybody talks about everybody behind everybody's backs. Not necessarily talking only the bad things, there are good ones too. :)

8. I hope I don't grow up so soon.

9. It's 12.06am. 12.07am already.

10. BYE!


11:32:00 PM because I say so

Today was my first day of work. I'm only temp-ing for 2days because of some long stories that I'm really tired to recount. In any case, I'm working for the job agency that is helping me get a job, doing admin work and staring into excel all day. Hopefully I'll get a job late next week since Monday is prom, and Wednesday Thursday is class chalet.

Lol. I probably can't turn up for the chalet. MEH.

Anyway, today went alright except that I'm really glad I'm only there for two days. The office politics there is like woaaaAaahHHHhHhH. I don't know what to say when people bitch to me about someone I barely know. And when the person they're bitching about IS the person that brought me there, I really don't know what to say except to smile and say, I don't know her well to say anything.

Which I believe is the case for them as well. I don't believe they know her well enough to say anything. Yea, they probably worked with her for 3 or 4 years. And I only knew her for say, 4days? I thought she was a really nice person. But what can I say? I'm only there for a day, going to be there for two days. I can't say anything either.

But then again, if that's the case, nobody can say anything. And the office will be really quiet.

...

The only thing I can say is, I'm glad I'm only going to be there for two days. It's a You-Take-Side-Or-You-Die-Place. There's no sitting on the fence, and I think if I'm to stay there for long, I may take the side I don't want to be, because that's where most are.

Is working life that sad?

I hope my next work place will be a happier one.

...

Or maybe, since tomorrow is my last day being there, I might as well offend everybody else and say what I really think. But then again, that place is my job agency. If I offend people there, they may hold grudges and I may not get nice jobs. See, people always think of themselves first. We're so selfish I'm ashamed of myself.

I'll ask my parents tomorrow morning and see what they say. Funny how at 18yrs, I still rely on my parents for answers to moral dilemmas.

*

Okay Xiao Niang Re is airing. Byebye.

8:49:00 PM because I say so

Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song!
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along!



GUITAR SMASH LOLLL.

Okay that's so random. Watch 不良笑花, Miss No Good. It's SO FUNNY. Omg I can die laughing. :D

8:38:00 PM because I say so

Yesterday was a pretty happening day.

Song Minghan and I went out looking for jobs. He got an odd job at Buona Vista checking goods (?) and I got an admin job at town. If nothing goes wrong, I'll start work next Wednesday and I'll be a very difficult person to date.

Anyway, Song Minghan brought me to this place at Peninsula Something hotel to have dimsum buffet. River City Restaurant or something like that. The food there was good but the thing is the ambience very weird. ._. It was like some Chinese wedding dinner place and the two of us sat at this round table far apart from each other. LOL.



Look at the multi-layer cake in the background. See what I mean. And the place kept playing Chinese oldies music that uses electric keyboards and electric guitars. Just very very weird. ._.



And we drink zhong guo cha. And there was peanuts on the table. Like how it is during Chinese wedding dinners LOL.



Nevertheless, the food there was pretty good. :)



The food served was hot and the waiters and waitresses are not from China! :O



Here's the Xiao Long Bao. :D Every time I see xiao long baos, I think of Laimeng and her nibbles. If you haven't already heard of the grand story of Laimeng and her nibbles, read Song Minghan's entry of Laimeng the Bimbo here. LOL.



:)

After that, we had another job hunt, and then we went home. I met up with Anderson badminton people at night! :D :D

7 turned up, which is half the entire B'team 06 already. Lol. Jaslyn, Jenna, Jeremy, Spiky, Yongyuan, WEEYANG and I were there. We went to Changi Airport T3 to waste our time away. The meeting time was 10pm, I reach at 10.05pm and was expectedly the earliest. Lol. Song Minghan sent me there so we went to have chin cao and waited for the rest to come. I forgot what time Jaslyn reached, 10.40pm? Lol. Anyway, it was a long story and I'm very lazy to blog in detail.

The point is, we had fun and Yongyuan was very funny. No pictures because I forgot to take any.

I slept from 9am to just now and I'm still very very sleepy.

Byebye.

7:38:00 PM because I say so

Some things lose their meaning quicker than you can grasp them.
They don't stay significant for long,
they are vulnerable and uttermost fragile.
They become forgettable, and hence venial.
We learn from experience to overlook these things,
even if they should matter to someone, somewhere, some...where?

8:46:00 AM because I say so

I need your addresses because, it's a bu neng shuo de mi mi.

Okay, like what else right. But I still need your addresses, if you've moved or you're moved by my endearing blog.

I'm so sleepy I can sleep three forests away.

8:37:00 AM because I say so

I know you visual-orientated people are very deprived because I haven't posted photos on my blog since T-Rex died. Actually, no, I posted a proud photo of Photohunt achievements yesterday. Ogay, nevermind, anyway, here are many photos taken over a long time and I haven't posted them because I'm Grade A Procrastinator.



This is a cute board game called Aggravation. It is called Aggravation because it aggravates you. The rules are pretty simple, you take one colour and you're in charge of that colour balls. So you roll a die and then you move the balls one round back to home ground. If someone lands on the spot where you're standing, you go back to the start.

The aggravating part is this.



This is the size of the game. Aggravation works when you accidentally bump into one of the small anal balls and it starts rolling around and you'll freak out because it's so easy to lose it. We lost a pink ball before we started the game at KAP so we can't play it anymore. Hence the name Aggravation. Very apt, right?



Here's a photo of three of my classmates. All three of them are very good in Chem. Starting from the left, we have the Chem God Kevin. You can also call him Doraemon because of some super old joke. You know the joke about which cartoon character likes to help people most? Yes, Doraemon, because he likes to shen chu YUAN SHOU. Anyway, Kevin never heard of that joke before and when he first heard it, he couldn't stop laughing. So somehow, we concluded that he's Doraemon (I just realise how no link it is! ._.) and yea.

Anyway, the point is, so he's the Doraemon who is also Chem God because he can take some valuable props out of his pocket to help him with Chem. Moving on, the one in the middle is Jiaxiang, who is Chem Shen. In case you're wondering what's the difference between God and Shen, yes! You're right! There's no difference! The difference is Jiaxiang is also Shen in Physics, Maths, Econs, all kinds of sports, computer games... You name it, he has it.

The third person in the picture is called David. He tells the most unfunny jokes which make people laugh because like what the barney! How can anyone tell such unfunny jokes! Okay lah, anyway, he's my Chem teacher. Doesn't he resemble an average NJ student in this picture? With his grey uniform and nerdy specs. Haha. Don't ask me what's with the tissue packet in his pocket, I don't know either.

On 28 September, I met up with Priscilla, Sokmui and Naomi to celebrate Naomi's birthday. Although Naomi is the lead, and she lives in Tampines, we met at Woodlands because we still outnumber her. ._. Anyway, below are some photos that require serious viewer discretion.



Happy birthday Naomi! Ohyes, it's two months late but it's the thought that counts! Happy birthday and may you turn sexy (xing GAN, LOL LOL LOL). Gangan will lubxXx euuU forevA and eva eva eva eva evas.

... I didn't just type that. Bad Sandy.



She's apparently very satisfied with the ice cream. Uh, okay not really. Her expression looks pained. Is she finally feeling for the ice cream?



On this faithful day, we say bye to Pink Ugly Rabbit (PUR). PUR has been the best rabbit I've ever known. She always put on her beaming smile, regardless of how tough a situation she may be in. Yes, even when faced with the scariest serial killer of all times LSM (full name undisclosed to protect the identity of.. myself), she's still carrying the same smile. On this day, she was repeatedly stabbed in the head by LSM, and left casually in More Than Words.

We hope her soul rest in peace.



On another random day, we had lectures in the hall (YAYYYYYY) because NAKSPAT is used for music exams. Here's a picture of a tank. What, use your imagination lah! It's a tank that shoots lime green pellets at strangers. Pew.



This is Song Minghan's drawing of the merlion. It's so ugly I don't even know what I should call it.



Hello Peter. Here's a continuation to my teachings of the Fork. Here's the utensils that most normal people use when they cutlet --- a knife and a... FORK! :D



Sup! CMY, did you see this? It was in the canteen a few weeks before Anana's started. David is so cute.



One day, while studying at the study room at Serangoon CC with Song Minghan, a bright ray of Hope shone through the window onto my Chemistry notes on the table. It was then it dawned on me that even Heaven thinks I can do it. "I can do this," I tell myself. "I can feel the strength in me. I'm powerful and Chem is powerless. I can and will conquer you, Chem."

Then the light disappeared and I laughed very hard at myself.



No this is not Kevin. This is Song Minghan acting Jiahao (a humongous head).

On another random day, a few days before Anana's actually, Limiang, Weiyiang, and I went to Weiyiang's mother's office to mug.



This is the view from that office. We were on the 46th floor.



LOOK! Somebody's hanging there washing the windows!



AHH! So scary! -covers eyes-

... Okay that was fictional.



Pretty view at dusk.



Pretty view at night!





Here's Limiang trying to hide behind Mr Police, the day they came over to my house to mug.

One day, when I was at home, I was so determined to mug. Because HST (Holy Study Table) was packed and overflowing with stuff, I had to mug in my room, on my bed. Nevertheless, being the self-motivated and with constancy and purpose, to failure we'll say no! Progress is what we aim for, success is in our stride! So marching forward, never backward, our future will be bright!

... Okay that was the Anderson school song. Anyway, my point is, I took my Chem TYS and my Chem notes and my calculator and my writing materials and was on my way to conquering Chem but when I reached the room!



It looked like that.

So I took a nap... and never woke up. Zzz.

Woah. Mega long post. Byebye! :D

11:20:00 AM because I say so

Everyone's saying A's is over, hence I'll be creative and say something else.

A's is rectangular.

Ogay, I said the same thing when O's ended. So much for creativity. I thought nobody will notice but Minghan the stalker who stalks syndicate74 and lonehearter like there's no tomorrow pointed it out. YES he's stalking this blog while I'm updating RIGHT NOW. He's a blog-stalker and he kills them if he finds out the blog is alive. The only blog he can't kill is Sokmui's because you can't kill a killer because the killer will kill you before you can kill the killer. The same works for killers' blogs. This is SUCH an old phrase.

Actually aren't you sick of reading the same things over and over again. I'm always repeating myself. I'm always repeating myself, yea. I'm really always repeating myself.

Anyway, like I said, A's is rectangular. So, we're all glad and happy individuals who will run around maypoles singing The Salvation Song. Hoorah.

Yesterday was really fun. For all details, read Sheralyn's blog here. That bug is going Korea. The world is unfair and they should bring Korea to Singapore because I can't get out of here. Meh.

Anyway, the point of my post (surprisingly there's a point!), is this.



Ohyeaaaaaaa. Jiahao beat that! We got all 10 scores! (not very high but high enough)

Anyway, JC life ended! WOOHOO. No more grey uniforms, NO MORE STAIRS, no more crowded canteen, no more astoundingly short skirts, no more DOUBLE GP or DOUBLE ECONS, yes no more ECONS no more CHEM NO MORE PHYSICS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

And Laimeng! I woke up this morning at 6plus too. Actually I think I purposely did so because last night I was still thinking to myself, if I'm to wake up at 5plus or 6plus in the morning, it'll be like gawddddddd I can go back to sleep. So my subconscious mind timed myself and make me wake up at 6plus this morning. And I went gawddddddd I can go back to sleep! IMAGINE THAT BLISS. Woahhhhhhhhh. :D :D :D

And then I woke up this morning, DAY ONE of Awakening to... tidy my table. Packing my table has never been so fun. You no longer have to read through your papers to classify them according to the subject. NO MORE FILING OMG IMAGINE THE JOY. I had SO much fun taking all the papers OUT from the files, piling them to one huge pile, and then just flipping to see which pages can be recycled. HAHAHA I FELT ALMIGHTY KING CAN. KINGGGGG. Yeaaaaaaa. :D :D

And then it's the throwing away. Omg it was like watching worms disappear from Earth. Okay lah, I didn't really throw away the papers. I stacked them into one nice huge huge pile in the store room so my mother can sell it to the garang guni for $1. SEE HOW CHEAP OUR NOTES ARE. LOL.

So The Holy Table in the living room is gone. There is one void space there like something's missing. I felt weird looking at that space and finding no table. ._.

Anyways, I was saying, JC life has ended. These two years aren't really that unbearable as I make it sound. If you don't count the stairs, and the heat, and the crowded canteen, and the.. okay, nevermind. I was saying, NJ isn't really that bad afterall (I can say this because I know I'm not going back... I hope.) There are nice people, nice things about it as well.

S18 is great, though I admit I didn't love it that much at first. I guess things always get better (except for some things like Chem). There's great people in the class and times when I think maybe I should have opted for Arts, I think about the opportunity cost and the first thing that comes into my mind is my class.

So, thank you class for being uh, class. LOL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. ._.

Thank you MELISSA, for forever not retaliating when I make fun of you about your tribal dances etc etc. I think I'm a very big bully lol. Okay that's not the point. The point is, you're a very nice person except to ants, or spiders. OKAY that's not the point again. I'm always going out of point. Anyway, thanks for all the fun these two years, doing crazy stuff together. I dreamt of your cheese cake last night! ._.

Thank you SHERALYN for being Bugs and talking so fast it trains my listening skills. I can listen to fast stuff much easier now. So thank you for talking fast around us. Thanks for always reminding me I've DOUBLE GP to go when your GP tutor isn't even in school, or that she's going Korea one week before your prelims and I still have to attend some GP lesson alone. Dammit. Now you're going Korea, and you're bringing snow back for me. I DON'T WANT SNOW. I want a snowman. LOL.

Thank you YIXIN, though I don't know if you still read my blog. Thanks for all the funny times we had together this and last year. The dubbing times (PS the guys stopped haunting us for some time already, maybe they know we're dubbing them). Laughing at Hongjie and his hand gestures together. Imitating Marcus (gasp, Marcus you didn't see this), and laughing at Mr Wee's attempts to tell jokes during double Chem in the lab. And! Coming up with all the scenarios that Mr Wee could be in (him proposing, remember?). Thanks for everything!

I figure if I go on thanking like this, I'm never going to end this entry before the battery life of this laptop I'm using runs out. But I just have to finish thanking the jiemeixXxXxX lah. So how can I miss out on him/her?

Thank you HONGJIExXxXXxXxX! I know you're always very excited about all our outings but you've to act abit bochap because you still want to TRY look macho in front of us right! Heh. Thanks for answering any Physics/Chem/Maths question that I had, always being on standby 24/7. I never knew you use prepaid. WHICH MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE FREE SMSES. WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That's uber caveman. Ogay nevermind. To thank you fully, I WILL Dota with you one day. And I'll try not to die even with the Regeneration Ring and a super high armour. LOL.

Ogay, there's a thousand and one people to thank so I'll continue some other day when I'm typing on a friendlier keypad back at home.

Okay I want to play some games. It's 6.30pm at night and have a good evening! (The have a good evening line sounds VERY familiar, did it come from some advertisement?)

Byebye!

5:44:00 PM because I say so

If you're like me, having a lot of time and fun slacking my life away at home because the END is ending, you'll have read the news. The ACJC ragging incident is too much of a ballyhoo. Watch the videos here. LOL I don't know what to say. Either way is too extreme. I can't condemn it but I can't support it either. It's like, it just happened and it's not like it happens frequently. Why is STOMP picking on individual incidents and publicizing it like it happens ever other day in schools?

Like, how often do you see that in YOUR school? I never did, the worst I've ever seen is probably getting cake over somebody's face because nobody will want to eat the cream. ._. Or maybe singing the birthday song so loudly in the canteen it embarrasses the person. That's about it.

The way they talk about it in the news, it's like ragging incidents are part of school. The whole story is so hyped up because worrying parents start getting concerned, about whether their bright JC kid is involved in these kinda stories in school, and they start voicing their concerns, and then principals start coming out and assuring them, and then the news sieve out the most sensationalizing stuff that people say to promote their story, to hype it up even further.

Like how the news only choose to print the casual remarks of the AC principal. She surely said more than just counseling. Because if the news print only these, parents get more worried and they start making more comments, coming up with more what ifs and then there's more story to sell! The hyper, the better!

It's always like that. Remember the violence-in-schools saga two years back? I really hate Newpaper. And Wan Bao/Xing Ming Ri Bao. I read Wan Bao though, because it's the only Chinese newspaper my family buys and it's funny laughing at how hyperbolized some meagre news become. They're so terrible, they should be the next people to be stabbed after UCLES, although they haven't done anything against me or anybody I know, not yet anyway.

*

I watched Saw 5 already, Hongjie. I felt a little disappointed, ha. But it was good nonetheless. Better than Feast or Midnight Meat Train. Lol.

Okay byebye.

3:16:00 PM because I say so

SUP. THE BEST THING ABOUT TODAY IS IT'S 1 DAY AND 10 HOURS LEFT TO THE END OF DREAD! Although now that it's ending, I'm feeling a little sad about it. I mean, I've grown to like A's, I can connect with it, it's kept me company for the last two weeks and I can really sense something beyond just test papers between us...

Screw that! I can't even ACT like I like A's!

AnywayxXx, it's like happiness since Wednesday ended. I didn't study for Chem Paper 1 on Friday and I'm glad I didn't because the paper was chew-tables-difficult and even those smart people who studied found it hard. Okay no logic, nevermind. My point is, I've been slacking since Thursday actually, catching another movie (yes, again). This time I watched some Korean movie called The Good, The Bad and The Weird. It's Korean so it's Tamil (lol gillian!) and since I'm racial harmonious (unlike Giahao), I like that movie.

Today Hanhui the 17-year old, Aaron, Minghan and I celebrated Hanhui the 17-year old's birthday. Ogay no, we didn't really celebrate. We had dinner together. Brewerkz's pizzas are orgasmic (Hanhui's word). We also had gigantic mushrooms called portobello mushrooms. The mushrooms are really gigantic. It's the biggest mushrooms I've ever seen (if you don't count Giahao).

Some China waitress very anal about Hanhui being 17 (he turns 18 tomorrow), so Hanhui couldn't drink. I drank more beer than I ever did in my entire life. Minghan turned red.

Anyway, then it was still very early, like 7plus at night so we roamed around and ended up at Ben & Jerry's Cathay, where we ate rubber tasting dough and sweet strawberry. And then we played bridge, and played bridge and played bridge. And then we went home.

Bugs you know what, I googled Feast just now and there's actually Feast 2 and Feast 3. WHAT THE BARNEY. I'm damn excited, I MUST watch those movies! HAHAHAHA.

Ogay byebye!

11:19:00 PM because I say so

I can go on and on about the Econs paper. I think it's because we joked too much about shouting HUAT ARH! if all that we studied didn't come out. It's too unlucky, we shouldn't have done that. Because, really, none of what we studied came out. What the barney, reading the questions make me feel like eating the table, and Peter's table, and Aiwei's table, and all the tables in the gym until I become a table. I flipped it back to the front page and checked the year again, because maybe maybe maybe they gave me 2009 or 2010 paper by mistake.

But no.

It was 2008. It IS 2008. There's no running from it.

Hence I started eating my table. After chewing for 20minutes, the examiner came over to ask if I'm okay, am I that hungry, and can I stop chewing the table because then I've nowhere to write on. Angry and frustrated, I started chewing the examiner.

...

Okay, that happened in my thoughts in the first 5minutes of the paper while I was desperately choosing 3 out of 6 essays questions to do. No, it's not really choosing 3 out of 6. It's like choosing 3 out of 1. And if you press that into your calculator, you'll get Syn Err.

Barney lah. -chews tables.

Anyway, desperate times call for desperate measures. And my desperate measure is to chew tables... okay no. I did question 5 first because I felt most confident about that question. So I zham. And zham. And zham. And zham.

And then my hand cramped.

I had to stop and massage my hand because it's cramping. And I swear I was beginning to look spastic. So I stopped massaging and went on writing with a cramping hand.

When I finished question 5, I did question 1. Which was about the recorded music industry. I mentioned Jay Chou as my example about demand of recorded music is determined greatly by factors revolving around the popularity of the singers, and I talked about how he's not affected by pirated music. I didn't mention Capricorn though. If that one I also mention I can really go eat tables already.

The point is, I don't think UCLES know who is Jay Chou. They'll probably think he's another Jacky Chan because all angmohs think all Chinese are Jacky Chans. Okay that's not the point. Let's hope they think Jacky Chan sings well.

Ohmy. I feel very screwed.

And then I did question 3 even though I don't know any market failures other than externalities. So I zham externalities because imperfect knowledge indicates a lack of recognition for the external benefits for consumers and external costs for producers. No I didn't mention anything about imperfect market at all.

I can go on and on about Econs.

About how they hid question 7 away from our eyes. YES there's a question 7 about inflation -- the causes, the effects and the policies EVERYTHING. It was right there, printed in white and white. Damn it.

And how they managed to make me pajiaoxXxXxXxX until I miss out the Omega easy question 4. I could have skipped Jay Chou to do question 4 and score full 25 for that question. I felt like chewing tables when I read that question 2 minutes before we hand in the papers.

In conclusion, I know I did badly for Econs essays. But given that everybody else did badly, I hope I do less badly than most people. (That's a nicer way of saying I hope others do worse than me.) And that I can at least scrape a B. It'll be damn sad if I've been doing well for two years and then stumble at prelims and A's. I'll really start chewing tables.

(Do you realise I don't even want to mention Chem. Ohno, I just did.)

After Anana's, I really aspire to become an examiner at UCLES so I can sneak in and stab all those examiners. Stab. Stab. Stab.

They're damn terrible. Like dammit terrible. How can they haunt us with Quantum all these years, filling our cute minds with terrible terrible photoelectric effect, and then not test anything about it at all in papers 2 and 3? Why? Why? Why?! Why will they rather test us about nuclear AGAIN in paper 3 after they've done it in paper 2? Do they relish that much in our oO faces which they can't even see from half a globe away?

Stab. Stab. Stab.

After Anana's, let's all make little cloth dolls of UCLES people and torture them. DROWN UCLES DROWN. Stab stab.

8:08:00 PM because I say so

If you take H2 Econs like I do, for the first time I realise how anal my favourite subject can be. Hence being a little frustrated person who has nowhere else to vent, I've to swear here.

#$%^&*.

If you're wondering why is it that I always adore that subject so much, the answer's still the same, it's a logical subject that makes sense most of the time and it's something you can score in as long as you study. And I think I'm hardworking, and you're hardworking, so we can all score in Econs if we want to.

Yep, until I came across the AE-NY equilibrium today.

To explain this equilibrium, you first state the equilibrium condition, which is simply AE = NY. And then you'll try with all your might explain this equilibrium condition: no shortage or surplus, no investment or disinvestment into the inventories, no change in output, no change in firms hiring units of production, hence no change in household incomes, hence no change in NY.

(Yes, I can't believe it took me so long to realise the anality in Econs. You need two lines to explain a 'no change'.)

Anyway, next you're supposed to explain the deviations, which is the super ultra anal part.

Like for example, if AE is more than NY, meaning total expenditure is more than total output, then there is a shortage.

That's when I got fed up. How on earth can total expenditure be higher than total output. YOU THINK LAH. If there's only that much to buy in the shop, how can you spend more than what you can buy? Buy air arh?

._.

And then I read on to find out, oh, it's because firms draw on their inventories, so there's unplanned disinvestment.

Which brings me to be fed up point #2. Why do firms have inventories they can draw on? I don't believe all firms got inventories lor. ._.

Reading on, because of the unplanned disinvestment, in subsequent rounds of production, firms will produce more to make up for this draw in their inventories. And so they'll hire more units of production, including labour. So total output increases. And because household income rises as a result of increased hired labour, national income increases as well.

Then it becomes confusing again. Initially, it's AE more than NY. Then to adjust this, both AE and NY will increase. Doesn't make sense righttttttt.

So I smsed a 4 smses long message to my Econs teacher and he replied a 4 smses long message to answer my question. So now I understand already but I very sian diao to explain. You can ask me if you want to know.

This is a really long post about Econs.

Okay byebye. I need some Viwawa badly.

8:03:00 PM because I say so

Oh my good-willed gorilla! What's this? It's less than TEN days to liberalisation, jubilation and all jovial spirits put together! Hula! :D

I know you're still thinking about the dreadful next week, but come on! We all know how fast one week passes (with the exception of this week, this week crawled as slowly as a 95yearold lady with half a leg only). And it's like jubilant Saturday today, jubilee Sunday tomorrow! :D Yep and then it's Physics on Monday and you know what, that will be even nearer to Our Lives. And then as the days pass, you'll feel this immense power building up in you. WE ARE GOING TO FINISH IT VERY VERY SOON!

Oh my good-willed gorilla! This is damn exciting! :D :D

Meanwhile,



Awwwwww. He very cute lah.

Okay breakfast. Byebye! :D

9:34:00 AM because I say so

It's a pretentious story set in exaggerated context,
with one too many pompous characters sashaying down decorated aisles.
Like how the vivid silk curtain can trap twilight, you say.
What detail that lacks rational purpose --- meaningless.
Oh yes, why should anything matter?

Don't we all love meaningless things, they're so meaningless.
Like, who likes dictionaries?

*

2:03:00 PM because I say so

It's pre A's post A's MID A'S. It's 4 papers down, 8 more to go! I'm so so glad Physics Paper 3 went gooooooooood today. It was like the best Physics paper I've ever taken in my entire life of experience with Physics. I'm like dammit sure I can pass, and even do well for that paper, because the holy alpha detection and zinc sulphide screen came out! That's 4 marks offered to me with added sugar yo. :)

Basically everything I studied came out and everything I didn't study didn't. It was ecstasy like Barney went to hell. Happy like siao can! Macam TOTO first prize. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

._. Okay lah. I also studied lasers and semi-conductors and quantum but nothing about those came out. Neh mind, still got paper 2! :D :D

Maths was... alright lor. Still got paper 2.

GP yesterday was... not bad lah. I did the Singapore question about... about... what was it about? ._. Oh, developed countries like Singapore paying more attention to the disadvantaged. Compre was alright too. I hope it's A.

I seriously think, if I do well for A's, the first person I must thank is Jay because it's his Capricorn that keeps me going. I'm certain I looped the album the most times in this world. I loop it on my way to school, loop it while mugging, loop it while using the com, loop it while I watch TV (background melody mah), loop it when I wake up from a nightmare at night, loop it when I'm bathing. The album is turning circular already (loop). Hula!

I loop it in my head even when I don't play it. :O

Okay, what else should I blog about to entertain you poor people who are plagued with Anana like me?

Oooooooooh. Let's blog about the coming Christmas! I really like Christmas because the official colours are red and green and it's the traffic light colour so we know when to go and when to stop and yah, that doesn't really explain why I like Christmas but I like the red and green of Christmas because I like Christmas so I guess that counts for something. Long sentence!

For this Christmas, I wish for a better life like being able to go Korea like lucky Sheralyn and see snow. No, don't tell me to make do with ice kachang. It's different, in case you can't tell.

Ice kachang is ICE. Snow is SNOW. Ice kachang has syrup on it and it's food and you can't step into a pile of ice kachang and make kachang snowman. YES I know I can ask uncle don't add syrup and sell me alot of ice so I can step in it and make kachang snowman. But it's stupid to do that in Singapore because

1. Your kachang snowman will melt in less than 5 minutes and become kachang freak.
2. Ice is expensive.
3. Ice is hard, not soft like snow.
4. You can't throw ice at each other. That hurts.
5. You are depriving somebody else of the ice kachang he/she could have eaten.

Hence, ice kachang and snow is different. -applause

My next Christmas wish is that I want to be a millionaire. Yeaaaaaaa. I want lots and lots of money so I can go Korea and play with snow and not make do with ice kachang. Or I can buy Korea and play there in winter. With lots and lots of money, I can also come up with some brand, like say, Motolila, and get Jay to endorse it. Then being the boss, I can see Jay when we're discussing contractual details and woahhhhhhhh like see him up close and personal and woahhhhhhhhhh.

Okay I'm hyperventillating. I think it's because I finally drank HL milk again ever since the melamine thing started. But that was at 7plus in the morning. It's 14 hours late in hyperventillation effect yo.

Okay I should drink more HL milk. It keeps me happy. :)

Byebye.

8:40:00 PM because I say so

I woke up with a near to empty bed today. It was horrifying. My bed is usually packed with things: there are 4 or 5 storybooks next to the pillow, a 2006 (LOL) horoscope book that I bought together with Priscilla to see which days we can gamble, an old wallet (what is it doing there?), a Blue Mountain mineral water bottle with at-least-2-months-old-water, my spectacles, two bears in my primary school uniform, a tarepanda, a big doraemon, a bolster, my phone, two sets of Sony Ericsson earphones (one pair spoilt), my blanket and me.

But when I woke up this morning, the books, the bottle, the wallet, the tarepanda, the bears, the bolster were on the floor. (I sleep on the top of a double decker, by the way.) Next to my double deck is my eldest sister bed, and she was back home last night. So I highly suspect one of the things that fell from the height hit her. And being her, she would have woken me up or screamed into my lungs but no! I wasn't woken up last night at all!

I couldn't ask her because she was out by the time I woke up, which is like 9am. Yes, it's a Sunday but she has work everyday.

Anyway, I figured I must have a really bad nightmare. That, or some green pixie came round and took everything to the floor.

It's 9.37am and I'm very, very hungry. The last thing I ate was dinner yesterday, at 4pm. ._. The last last thing I ate was breakfast yesterday, at 7am. So I'm very hungry.

It's only 15 more days. Over, soon! :)

Byebye.

9:30:00 AM because I say so