Credits: GQJZ

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FOUR MORE DAYS. I want my hands on that tin box now.

Jiahao you lame crazy kungfu panda, listening to his songs doesn't make me anticipate any less. His sales won't be affected by these lame leaks. Who do you think he is, lame crazy kungfu panda.

He doesn't have to go round holding 签名会s or attend lame variety shows to make his album sales soar. Because piracy can't touch him, understand, you lame crazy kungfu panda. Okay maybe it did at Qi Li Xiang. But that happened in China, because China piracy was sky rockety high at that time, that's why.

He's the only person who can reap 33,800 search results when you google "jay chou capricorn" before the album is even out, another 81,500 search results when you google "jay chou 魔杰座".

All these leaks and forums and guesses about his song titles are about 301750178359088314 times his marketing efforts because duh! He doesn't need advertising, the media and everyone else does it for him.

I know downloading is wrong. (glances at Hongjie) In case you're wondering, my brother downloaded the album the day it was leaked. He's buying the album though, yes and so am I. That's two albums in a family because he knows I won't let him touch mine.

I felt accused when Jiahao the lame crazy kungfu panda says I'm undoing Jay's efforts. It's so stupid I feel stupid feeling accused. So I'll stop feeling accused. Stupid.

No don't read my blog because I'll spoil your joy by telling you which lyrics I like best. And I can't stop talking about the songs I've already heard because I like them alot. Go away please, if you're that affected by my little words.

Okay I'm supposed to stop feeling like this. TSK.

-skips away to listen to songs joyously-

2:38:00 PM because I say so