Well, I don't know how to start this entry.

Last night I was roaming around Singapore aimlessly because I was bored and didn't want to stay home. I took a bus from Woodlands to Harbour Front to meet my best friend who stood me up. I called her again and again and nobody picked up. So I started having wild thoughts about her running into some trouble along the way.

I couldn't go home just like that because I was worried about her. Or that maybe she's just late and she'll appear soon.

So I waited for an hour and a half.

An hour and a half later, she's still nowhere to be seen. Then I realised I could call her house to check but I didn't have her home number. Okay actually I have, but I can't call that number for some mysterious reason. It's not in use anymore, so I guessed her home number changed. So I thought of calling other mutual friends who might know her new number or if I'm lucky, know where she is now.

Then I realise we only have one mutual friend. Or so I thought. So I called that one mutual friend but that one mutual friend didn't answer his phone either.

Two hours later, I realise there's nothing I can do, so I headed home.

Then, as I was walking back to the MRT station, a familiar figure caught my eye. Okay not one, but two familiar figures.

I caught Minghan with my best friend. They were dating behind my back.

So I figured my best friend asked me out so I can run into them. Minghan was startled and then I was very angry so I didn't know what I did next. I just walked away.

Now I'm very sad.

How can Sandy do this to me. How can Minghan date my best friend, even if she's imaginary. How many more times do I have to stress I take my imaginary friends SERIOUSLY.

When I was crying pretty badly on the way home, the mutual friend Sandy and I had, Ali, called to ask why I called him just now. I told him everything, and you know what, Ali knew all along. That Minghan was two-timing me with Sandy. I wanted to get angry with Ali for not telling me but I was too tired to get angry with anybody at that time because it's like 12am and I was already using all my energy to open my eyes.

When I reached home, I saw Sandy back in my bed. I was very annoyed at how she can just float around as and when she likes to anywhere. That's barney teleportation, and it's what I always wanted. The point is, she was sleeping in my bed and I am sleepy. So I dragged her off my bed, into the living room. But when I walked back into the room, she was on my bed again. Barney teleportation.

Aggitated, I took the kitchen knife and stabbed her 88 times in the stomach. She didn't bleed because I forgot to imagine her bleeding. She did die though, because I imagined her dying. After I made sure she was dead, I dragged her off the bed so I can get into the bed and sleep. But as soon as I got onto the bed, I started crying because I realised I just killed my best friend, over some stupid reason like she took my bed when I'm sleepy.

It's so stupid a reason I think you're really stupid reading my blog.

But I was so sleepy I stopped crying after 2 seconds and dropped off to sleep. Half an hour later though, I was rudely woken up by police from the Imaginary Police Post of Imaginary Town. They were here to arrest me for killing Sandy. I was stunned because nobody should know I killed someone until like tomorrow at least. I expected myself to have a good night sleep before I turn myself in for killing Sandy for the 1097418907513th time tomorrow.

Apparently, Minghan called Sandy on her phone and because Sandy never pick up after 89 missed calls, Minghan figured that I killed Sandy again. That's their secret code, 89 missed calls.

I was devastated because not only has my boyfriend ran off with my best friend, not only have I killed my best friend for an entirely different reason, now my boyfriend is arresting me for killing my best friend. And everything happened within one sleepless night.

In any case, I had to go to the Imaginary Police Post of Imaginary Town with the police and I was interrogated for a really long time. Like 4 minutes or so. I was so tired I felt like stabbing the police. But I couldn't, because even in my imagination there were laws. And you can't stab police because they are what we call Unstabbable. Anyway, I was forced to revive Sandy in my imagination because that's the only thing I can do. So I asked will I get to sleep if I do that. The police assured me I can sleep in my own bed after I do that. Hence I revived Sandy.

Since Sandy is MY imaginary friend, her memories are emptied each time she's revived. It's like a reformat kind of thing. Everything is gone and she woke up being the best friend I've ever had. We hugged and she asked why I killed her this time. I told her it's because she slept in my bed when I'm sleepy. She apologised and said she won't do it again.

When Minghan saw the revived Sandy, he thought he saw a ghost and freaked out. Hence he's not with my best friend anymore. Therefore we are back to where we were before last night occured.

Here's a tribute to you for reading everything above: You must be really stupid.

Okay byebye.

7:58:00 AM because I say so