We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Mysteryyyyyy
Today I'm posed with the greatest mystery of mankind. It's so puzzling, mind-boggling, strange, perplexing, bewildering, mystifying that it makes me feel like I'm Google and someone typed How A Table Flirts With An Anteater in the search bar. The story went like this.
It's Sunday! Meigui decided to stay home because Sunday is also known as Rest and Relax Day! But since Anana is like what the kungfu panda elbow-close, Meigui decided to make some salad. Right, there's no sense in that last sentence, again! In any case, she decided to follow her mum to the nearby supermarket (which is 10mins away... yes, that's nearby) to get the ingredients for the salad!
Doesn't that sound like a perfect little story you tell your kids in the middle of the night when they're already asleep so you can try to wake them up and tell them HAHA DID I WAKE YOU UP? No? You mean parents don't do that? Ohyea, mine don't too. But I thought normal parents do that? No? So have I just wasted your time reading a senseless paragraph? Yes? YAY!
Anyway, I was saying, Meigui followed her mother to Shop & Save at Vista Point. It's this pretty supermarket that just recently got renovated. So it's bigger, and better! With more shelves and lights and stuff and and... Yah, you get the point. Yes, so they began picking up the things you'll need to make some sumptous salad! That includes fresh green lettuce, honey glazed ham, red and shiny crabsticks (sorry, running out of vocab), Heinz salad sauce of course, Jidanish eggs (OMG, Danhong is Danish! Okay sorry very lame), and most importantly, crunchy cucumbers!
Yes, the cucumbers are really very important in the making of Meigui's salad because it crunches up the whole salad, making it more delectable than ever! It's almost as important as the lettuce itself. Can you imagine a salad without lettuce? Can you? Can you? Well, of course you can! Potato salad lah! But no, that's not the point (again), the point is Meigui isn't making potato salad this time round. She is making real traditional greenish salad that really really needs cucumbers.
But guess what! Shop & Save ran out of cucumbers. Yes, not even one left!
Disappointed, Meigui thought ohno, there goes Sunday Salad. But no! Her mother cheerily told her they could get cucumbers at the nearby market (which is another 5minutes away). So they bought the rest of the ingredients first.
After paying at the counter, Meigui and her mother left for the market. But guess what! The market ran out of cucumbers too!
Here's the mind-boggling mystery of the day! WHY ARE THERE NO MORE CUCUMBERS EVERYWHERE?!
Curious, Meigui asked the man tending the vegetables store in the market WHERE HAVE ALL THE CUCUMBERS GONE. And guess what the man said!
The man said... HE DOESN'T KNOW!
So Meigui asked well, WHO BOUGHT ALL THE CUCUMBERS TODAY? And guess what the man said!
The man said... EVERYBODY IS BUYING CUCUMBERS TODAY!
So Meigui asked well, WHY IS EVERYBODY BUYING CUCUMBERS TODAY?
And guess what the man said! The man gave a really superb answer that astound me to such a great extent I felt like I'm an anteater!
The man said... HE DOESN'T KNOW!
Duh! It's the mind-boggling mystery what!
But I still want to know, WHERE HAVE ALL THE CUCUMBERS GONE! Now I can't make my Sunday Salad! Very sad you know! D:
TELL ME. WHERE HAVE ALL THE CUCUMBERS GONE. WHY LIKE THAT.
...
Okay byebye.
2:54:00 PM because I say so
It's Sunday! Meigui decided to stay home because Sunday is also known as Rest and Relax Day! But since Anana is like what the kungfu panda elbow-close, Meigui decided to make some salad. Right, there's no sense in that last sentence, again! In any case, she decided to follow her mum to the nearby supermarket (which is 10mins away... yes, that's nearby) to get the ingredients for the salad!
Doesn't that sound like a perfect little story you tell your kids in the middle of the night when they're already asleep so you can try to wake them up and tell them HAHA DID I WAKE YOU UP? No? You mean parents don't do that? Ohyea, mine don't too. But I thought normal parents do that? No? So have I just wasted your time reading a senseless paragraph? Yes? YAY!
Anyway, I was saying, Meigui followed her mother to Shop & Save at Vista Point. It's this pretty supermarket that just recently got renovated. So it's bigger, and better! With more shelves and lights and stuff and and... Yah, you get the point. Yes, so they began picking up the things you'll need to make some sumptous salad! That includes fresh green lettuce, honey glazed ham, red and shiny crabsticks (sorry, running out of vocab), Heinz salad sauce of course, Jidanish eggs (OMG, Danhong is Danish! Okay sorry very lame), and most importantly, crunchy cucumbers!
Yes, the cucumbers are really very important in the making of Meigui's salad because it crunches up the whole salad, making it more delectable than ever! It's almost as important as the lettuce itself. Can you imagine a salad without lettuce? Can you? Can you? Well, of course you can! Potato salad lah! But no, that's not the point (again), the point is Meigui isn't making potato salad this time round. She is making real traditional greenish salad that really really needs cucumbers.
But guess what! Shop & Save ran out of cucumbers. Yes, not even one left!
Disappointed, Meigui thought ohno, there goes Sunday Salad. But no! Her mother cheerily told her they could get cucumbers at the nearby market (which is another 5minutes away). So they bought the rest of the ingredients first.
After paying at the counter, Meigui and her mother left for the market. But guess what! The market ran out of cucumbers too!
Here's the mind-boggling mystery of the day! WHY ARE THERE NO MORE CUCUMBERS EVERYWHERE?!
Curious, Meigui asked the man tending the vegetables store in the market WHERE HAVE ALL THE CUCUMBERS GONE. And guess what the man said!
The man said... HE DOESN'T KNOW!
So Meigui asked well, WHO BOUGHT ALL THE CUCUMBERS TODAY? And guess what the man said!
The man said... EVERYBODY IS BUYING CUCUMBERS TODAY!
So Meigui asked well, WHY IS EVERYBODY BUYING CUCUMBERS TODAY?
And guess what the man said! The man gave a really superb answer that astound me to such a great extent I felt like I'm an anteater!
The man said... HE DOESN'T KNOW!
Duh! It's the mind-boggling mystery what!
But I still want to know, WHERE HAVE ALL THE CUCUMBERS GONE! Now I can't make my Sunday Salad! Very sad you know! D:
TELL ME. WHERE HAVE ALL THE CUCUMBERS GONE. WHY LIKE THAT.
...
Okay byebye.
2:54:00 PM because I say so