We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Friday, October 10, 2008
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I think my parents have this warped idea that education make normal people like you and me very very mean and unfilial people who'll live in big bungalows with huge dogs that will bite my parents when they're old.
As much as they're glad I'm excelling in my studies (yes, I choose to think that way), I think they're also afraid I'll grow up to become like those rich brats in Chinese drama serials. You know, those where the eldest son became really successful, rich and rich and rich, and then find his parents a burden yada yada.
I came to realise this when I always hear them talk about the probability of having to fend for themselves when they are old, even when the children grow up to become very rich. Whatever gave them that idea? Must be all the channel 8 7pm and 9pm shows. Tsk.
In any case, that can't happen because
1. I hate big dogs that bite and drool alot.
2. I like my parents alot.
3. I won't become a rich brat.
4. If I do, I still want my parents around. Otherwise I may cry.
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Jiahao is still stupid in insisting not to listen to downloaded songs because the fact that Jay's sales are soaring until have to delay for 6 days to make poker cards show that HE IS NOT AFFECTED BY THE LEAKS. And aiyah, as much as they say the harm done is huge, I don't believe lor. I think more likely people hear the leaked songs already then found the impulsion to buy. People, it's SUBSTANCE okay. Crazy kungfu panda.
That said, I think the next five days will be the longest five days ever because I hate anticipation. Damn it, I want to know how the poker cards look like dammit.
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Today is another one of those IHD (Incorrigibly Hot Days). It's so hot I can stand in the shade and swear Frap you! (new vulgarity coined by Mel).
OHMY. I googled frap and MEL YOU KNOW WHAT! It's a word! It's a word it's a word! Oh no, Sheralyn, Mel got another word. D:
Frap : A method of tightening a rope lashing by wrapping the rope around the lashing's core to help enforce it.
No wonder she knows lah. People scouts leh.
Anyway, I was saying, today is a really really IHD. Mel Sher and I were walking in a single file out of school because the shelter is only half-working, there's sun on the other half. It's pathetic. We were acting like ice creams in saunas. And the heat made me really grumpy and everything just seems like it's in my way.
Like that basketball that's about 5m away from my path. It still seems like it's in my way.
Stupid heat.
I think air-cons are the Greatest invention ever. Greatest with capital G. Woodlands Civics Center was like post-A's JOY. I felt like treating whoever invented air-con to salmon sashimi when I stepped into the library just now. What. Joy.
So, thank you Willis Haviland Carrie, I love you very much even though you're dead for 58 years. You're the best. Willis FTW.
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It's 8.06pm and it looks like it's going to rain. What's with the Weatherman. Can't they rain in the afternoon and have the incorrigible heat at night when I'm safe and sheltered at home with a working air-con which I oh-lovesomuch.
Stupid Weatherman.
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The other day, Peter couldn't tell a fork from a spoon. That's extreme extreme retard. It's so retarded it's like hiding in a dustbin and calling yourself a snail. YES, that retarded. What's more retarded was him insisting on using the spoon the way you would use a fork. He stabbed it into the cutlet, and expect the cutlet not to crumble into pieces.
For Peter's sake, let's all revise this little theory again.
The one on the left with the tines protruding out at the end is what we normal people usually call a fork. It is used to lift food to the mouth or to hold food in place while cooking or cutting it. Food can be lifted either by spearing it on the tines, or by collecting it on top of the tines, and holding it atop the tines horizontally.
The one on the right, however, is what we normal people usually call a spoon. It is used primarily for serving and eating liquid, or semi-liquid foods, and solid foods such as rice and cereal which cannot easily be lifted with a fork.
Can differentiate already or not, Peter?
Or ask your tooth fairy teach you lah! LOL.
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Speaking of tooth, I grew a wisdom tooth. It hurt like mad the other day but now it's okay. Maybe it decided I'm wise enough, or I accidentally ate it. :O Okay that's gross. No I didn't eat my wisdom tooth. I'm not that hungry.
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This is a really long post with many stars. *
Byebye.
7:41:00 PM because I say so
As much as they're glad I'm excelling in my studies (yes, I choose to think that way), I think they're also afraid I'll grow up to become like those rich brats in Chinese drama serials. You know, those where the eldest son became really successful, rich and rich and rich, and then find his parents a burden yada yada.
I came to realise this when I always hear them talk about the probability of having to fend for themselves when they are old, even when the children grow up to become very rich. Whatever gave them that idea? Must be all the channel 8 7pm and 9pm shows. Tsk.
In any case, that can't happen because
1. I hate big dogs that bite and drool alot.
2. I like my parents alot.
3. I won't become a rich brat.
4. If I do, I still want my parents around. Otherwise I may cry.
*
Jiahao is still stupid in insisting not to listen to downloaded songs because the fact that Jay's sales are soaring until have to delay for 6 days to make poker cards show that HE IS NOT AFFECTED BY THE LEAKS. And aiyah, as much as they say the harm done is huge, I don't believe lor. I think more likely people hear the leaked songs already then found the impulsion to buy. People, it's SUBSTANCE okay. Crazy kungfu panda.
That said, I think the next five days will be the longest five days ever because I hate anticipation. Damn it, I want to know how the poker cards look like dammit.
*
Today is another one of those IHD (Incorrigibly Hot Days). It's so hot I can stand in the shade and swear Frap you! (new vulgarity coined by Mel).
OHMY. I googled frap and MEL YOU KNOW WHAT! It's a word! It's a word it's a word! Oh no, Sheralyn, Mel got another word. D:
Frap : A method of tightening a rope lashing by wrapping the rope around the lashing's core to help enforce it.
No wonder she knows lah. People scouts leh.
Anyway, I was saying, today is a really really IHD. Mel Sher and I were walking in a single file out of school because the shelter is only half-working, there's sun on the other half. It's pathetic. We were acting like ice creams in saunas. And the heat made me really grumpy and everything just seems like it's in my way.
Like that basketball that's about 5m away from my path. It still seems like it's in my way.
Stupid heat.
I think air-cons are the Greatest invention ever. Greatest with capital G. Woodlands Civics Center was like post-A's JOY. I felt like treating whoever invented air-con to salmon sashimi when I stepped into the library just now. What. Joy.
So, thank you Willis Haviland Carrie, I love you very much even though you're dead for 58 years. You're the best. Willis FTW.
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It's 8.06pm and it looks like it's going to rain. What's with the Weatherman. Can't they rain in the afternoon and have the incorrigible heat at night when I'm safe and sheltered at home with a working air-con which I oh-lovesomuch.
Stupid Weatherman.
*
The other day, Peter couldn't tell a fork from a spoon. That's extreme extreme retard. It's so retarded it's like hiding in a dustbin and calling yourself a snail. YES, that retarded. What's more retarded was him insisting on using the spoon the way you would use a fork. He stabbed it into the cutlet, and expect the cutlet not to crumble into pieces.
For Peter's sake, let's all revise this little theory again.
The one on the left with the tines protruding out at the end is what we normal people usually call a fork. It is used to lift food to the mouth or to hold food in place while cooking or cutting it. Food can be lifted either by spearing it on the tines, or by collecting it on top of the tines, and holding it atop the tines horizontally.
The one on the right, however, is what we normal people usually call a spoon. It is used primarily for serving and eating liquid, or semi-liquid foods, and solid foods such as rice and cereal which cannot easily be lifted with a fork.
Can differentiate already or not, Peter?
Or ask your tooth fairy teach you lah! LOL.
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Speaking of tooth, I grew a wisdom tooth. It hurt like mad the other day but now it's okay. Maybe it decided I'm wise enough, or I accidentally ate it. :O Okay that's gross. No I didn't eat my wisdom tooth. I'm not that hungry.
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This is a really long post with many stars. *
Byebye.
7:41:00 PM because I say so