I'm consistently thinking I'm dying soon. Apart from all the melamine and cup noodles poison, there's so much more in life that can end us as easily as breaking crazy kungfu panda's arm.

Like, you wake up in the morning, you may fall in the toilet, break your backbone and die. You may argue that us young lads have really strong bones that are so not brittle and can withstand a few falls. Now how sure are you. You who don't take in calcium often. We can't even drink Dutch Lady now. (Not that I do, but anyway.)

Or, when you're eating, you may choke and die. Or you may be eating too much of something without realising. Maybe you're taking in too much salt, maybe your liver is dying. Maybe you're taking in too much sugar, maybe you're getting diabetes. Maybe you're not taking enough _____, or _____, or _____, or ______, which may hence lead you to contracting _______, or _____, or _______, or _______ etc. You get my point.

Maybe we're all killing ourselves unknowingly.

When you walk out of your house, you may get into an accident. The types are inexhaustible. Maybe you'll get run down by a car, maybe the bus you take will ram into something else, maybe the lift you take will break down so bad it drops from level 9 to ground level, maybe you will get caught by a falling vase, maybe this maybe that.

And I haven't even mention those situations you can get yourself into. Maybe you'll get mobbed, and killed, or raped and killed, or kidnapped and sent to Thailand to be child beggars and die along the way, or mistaken as somebody else and killed anyway, or stared too long at a gangster and get killed anyway...

And then there are those diseases that can catch you unknowingly. Maybe today you just got dengue, or SARS, or hand foot mouth disease, or food poisoning. Or just a seizure that takes you away without warning or explanation, so unexpectedly you were really planning what to do the next day when you wake up (you never will).

And there's a huge possibilty Sokmui may be killing you, soon.

I know all these probabilities are teeny, but if they all add up surely they should amount to at least 0.02? Isn't it scary to think there's a 2% chance you are dying?

...

Nevermind. Byebye.

8:24:00 PM because I say so

How about some cute news apart from the usual

1. I didn't mug again today.
2. OMG A's is effing elbow close.
3. OMG I mugged so much today.
4. OMG points 1 and 4 contradict.
5. OMG now who's telling the truth? 1 or 4?
6. OMG why doesn't 1 have an OMG.
7. OMG 6 has two OMGs.
8. OMG let's go mugging now.

My cute news today is, something apart from mugging, hello 20,001 readers (1 more than Priscilla), I think Jay is cute.



OMG damn cute. Who else can make me feel so gooooooood.

._.

I don't know why, but the last sentence sounded weird. It shouldn't come out like that. ...Nevermind.

You know, yesterday I mentioned the Allswell commercial (Because I love you... yes that ultra corny one) to Hongjie and you know what, that guy never watched it before. NEVER WATCH BEFORE LEH, you believe or not. :O Super tortoise in the well (I know it's FROG lah, just trying to be creative.)

For Hongjie and all others who haven't watched the best commercial this year:



And this is the sequel. Very no sense leh. Why did the uncle say Because I love you.



Last night I was browsing Youtube for Jay's videos and I watched this ultra corny drinks advert that Jay acted in. I very sad, why is he so corny in that advert. But still cute lah. :)

Corny Jay Ad:



I can't seem to listen to anything else other than Capricorn. Very druggish. I'm hooked like nobody's business.

20 more days! :D :D

7:18:00 PM because I say so

It's pathetic, I think my only hopes of passing my sciences lie in my practicals. Yea, those done last year, the one where I've a thermistor that works the opposite way from how it should be (I don't even remember which is the correct way). I don't know, the more I study, the more I know, but the more I don't know. The more I study, the less confident I feel. It shouldn't be that way, should it?

Last night, okay no, this morning I woke up at 4am, after just FOUR hours of sleep. Okay I slept at 12am because I was making salad in the middle of the night. The reason why I was making salad even though it was so late is because... uh, it's Sunday, and Sunday Salad forms alliteration. Unless you call it Monday Malad.

Anyway, I was saying I woke up at 4am and I couldn't get back to sleep because I felt so stressed. Yes, me feeling stressed means it's really really stressful, because I use Palmolive Anti-stress Lavender body gel. And I take H3 Art of Relaxation. So Meigui and stress don't come together, just like Monday and Salad. It's a M and S thing. (No, Sokmui, we get along fine, you're the only exception. Don't kill me.)

I felt so stressed I couldn't stop thinking about Chemical equations, about how to get amines from this, from that, alcohol to ketone and whatnots. And each time I realise it's a mere 6 days to A's, I want to cry. So I tried to cry so maybe I'll feel better. But once I started crying I couldn't stop. And I didn't feel better, I just felt even more nervous because now I can't control my tears. Very freaky.

So I smsed 8 people Who's awake, because I thought smsing people will make me feel better. It made me feel better for 3 seconds, while anticipating replies. But no, nobody replied, because duh, it's 5am in the monkey morning. And then I forgot what happened already but I guess I fell asleep.

._.

This morning, Sharon and Limiang came over to study at a holy camoly 9.30am. I had some toast from Ya Kun, and then we started mugging. It was omega productive, for me. Not sure about them.

Anyway, the main reason why I wanted to blog is because I just HAVE to tell you about Laimeng's bimbo moments (LBM).

LBM #1:
Sharon showed Laimeng her notes, which had something like "Topical Tys" written on it. Laimeng read it as TROPICAL TYS. Yes, TOPICAL RAINFOREST what, you don't know meh?

LBM #2:
We were watching OKTO during a little break from studying. And then I talked about watching OKTO this morning before they came. Some Tamil show was showing blah blah blah. Then Laimeng very excitedly talked about the last time she watched a Tamil show and she saw someone from our school in it. Then she went on to tell us that guy is Mohammad, and he was playing soccer in the background while the main lead talked in the foreground. And that he was very calefare etc etc.

That's when Sharon realised Mohammad... is a Malay name. So she asked, "Mohammad, in a Tamil show?" And Laimeng happily chirped Yep, on Suria.

Suria is a Malay channel, correct me if I'm wrong. Ohwells, according to Laimeng, "they're about the same".

LBM #3:
Sharon then went on to tell me once, Laimeng told her Tamil is supposed to be read from the right to the left. She disbelieved her, but Laimeng insisted. Later, Laimeng realised it's Arabic that's read from right to left. But ohwells, according to Laimeng, "they're about the same".

LBM #4:
When they were over my house, they left their drinking cups in the fridge in case they want to drink more cold water later. Laimeng had doubts of doing so at first, because she thought "the cups will crack". Uh. Fridge, not freezer, girl.

I bet there's more.

Laimeng why don't you tell us? :)

8:39:00 PM because I say so

Today I'm posed with the greatest mystery of mankind. It's so puzzling, mind-boggling, strange, perplexing, bewildering, mystifying that it makes me feel like I'm Google and someone typed How A Table Flirts With An Anteater in the search bar. The story went like this.

It's Sunday! Meigui decided to stay home because Sunday is also known as Rest and Relax Day! But since Anana is like what the kungfu panda elbow-close, Meigui decided to make some salad. Right, there's no sense in that last sentence, again! In any case, she decided to follow her mum to the nearby supermarket (which is 10mins away... yes, that's nearby) to get the ingredients for the salad!

Doesn't that sound like a perfect little story you tell your kids in the middle of the night when they're already asleep so you can try to wake them up and tell them HAHA DID I WAKE YOU UP? No? You mean parents don't do that? Ohyea, mine don't too. But I thought normal parents do that? No? So have I just wasted your time reading a senseless paragraph? Yes? YAY!

Anyway, I was saying, Meigui followed her mother to Shop & Save at Vista Point. It's this pretty supermarket that just recently got renovated. So it's bigger, and better! With more shelves and lights and stuff and and... Yah, you get the point. Yes, so they began picking up the things you'll need to make some sumptous salad! That includes fresh green lettuce, honey glazed ham, red and shiny crabsticks (sorry, running out of vocab), Heinz salad sauce of course, Jidanish eggs (OMG, Danhong is Danish! Okay sorry very lame), and most importantly, crunchy cucumbers!

Yes, the cucumbers are really very important in the making of Meigui's salad because it crunches up the whole salad, making it more delectable than ever! It's almost as important as the lettuce itself. Can you imagine a salad without lettuce? Can you? Can you? Well, of course you can! Potato salad lah! But no, that's not the point (again), the point is Meigui isn't making potato salad this time round. She is making real traditional greenish salad that really really needs cucumbers.

But guess what! Shop & Save ran out of cucumbers. Yes, not even one left!

Disappointed, Meigui thought ohno, there goes Sunday Salad. But no! Her mother cheerily told her they could get cucumbers at the nearby market (which is another 5minutes away). So they bought the rest of the ingredients first.

After paying at the counter, Meigui and her mother left for the market. But guess what! The market ran out of cucumbers too!

Here's the mind-boggling mystery of the day! WHY ARE THERE NO MORE CUCUMBERS EVERYWHERE?!

Curious, Meigui asked the man tending the vegetables store in the market WHERE HAVE ALL THE CUCUMBERS GONE. And guess what the man said!

The man said... HE DOESN'T KNOW!

So Meigui asked well, WHO BOUGHT ALL THE CUCUMBERS TODAY? And guess what the man said!

The man said... EVERYBODY IS BUYING CUCUMBERS TODAY!

So Meigui asked well, WHY IS EVERYBODY BUYING CUCUMBERS TODAY?

And guess what the man said! The man gave a really superb answer that astound me to such a great extent I felt like I'm an anteater!

The man said... HE DOESN'T KNOW!

Duh! It's the mind-boggling mystery what!

But I still want to know, WHERE HAVE ALL THE CUCUMBERS GONE! Now I can't make my Sunday Salad! Very sad you know! D:

TELL ME. WHERE HAVE ALL THE CUCUMBERS GONE. WHY LIKE THAT.

...

Okay byebye.

2:54:00 PM because I say so

Sokmui, did I tell you I always receive mails from Viagra.com in my junk mail too?

I'm hungry. I slept from 8am to 3pm and now I'm hungry. Studied overnight last night at TCC, Changi T3. It was dead quiet at night and pretty conducive, except TCC plays super weird songs. There's one with a woman who just keeps repeating the lyrics DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW. Yah lah, I know I don't know how to get an aldehyde from acid, but don't have to keep harping right.

And then there's another song where a guy keeps repeating the lyrics I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW.



Yesterday Once More kept ringing in my head.

Byebye.

3:18:00 PM because I say so

Before anything else,







some photos to brighten you up! So cute ahhhhhhhhh.

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Dear Sokmui,

Our studying started off fine. I didn't manage to find out how do you get an aldehyde from an acid though. But I started studying organic chem finally in two years. This is a small step for a human but a huge leap for mankind (LOL okay the guy who landed on the moon said that, but left out the 'a'... I read Vittachi too). Anyway, all was well (ALLSWELL) until you messaged and told me you're going to have a waffle. Feeling a little hungry, I decided to drag Song Minghan to Causeway point to find some food.

There, we began on our arduous journey of Finding What I Feel Like Eating. Yes, as you know, we walked together until Delifrance, where I decided I want to eat tauhuey, and Jollibean is back at Civics Centre. Hence we parted and we started walking back. After turning away, however, I changed my mind in 4 seconds and headed to the basement. There, we walked slowly to Mos Burger, where I decided maybe I should have a croquette. But I changed my mind in 3 seconds thereafter, and thought I felt like eating takopachi. But there's no takopachi in Causeway Point.

Then I thought I felt like eating the egg from Yakun Kaya Toast. So Minghan said we could get the set and I can have the egg and he'll eat the toast. But Yakun was filled. And I didn't want to wait. So, I thought, maybe I should have a croquette afterall. After walking back to Mos, I decided no, I can't let a croquette control my life. HA. Okay no, I changed my mind again. In the end, we landed in Yoshi where we had Potato Mix Platter.

That was two really long paragraphs about our arduous journey of Finding What I Feel Like Eating. On 67th thoughts, I think I didn't feel like eating Potato Mix Platter at that time either. -wonders.

Anyway, dear Sokmui, I was saying, our study session went well until then. When we went back (we stopped by at Fairprice first because Minghan wanted to get sweets and then I started another arduous journey of Finding What Sweets I Feel Like Buying), I ate some Fruitips and got pretty high from the sugar intake. So I insisted we play some games, like charades. But Song Minghan couldn't come up with any challenging ones. All his ideas were so easy to guess it's like asking a panda to say hello. Like Hello Panda. Okay nevermind.

Anyway, I told him "let's play taboo", and he asked "what's that", so I explained that you'll draw a card and try to get the other person to guess what's the word without mentioning the other key words on the card. Then he raised a very good point "we don't have the cards" and I realised ohyea, we don't have the cards. Then I insisted that we're in the library and library has every piece of knowledge present so maybe he can find a book that has Taboo words inside for people to play. He said "there's no such thing" but I persisted so he had to do a search on the library's com.

"Taboo" yield 128 results, but most were irrelevant. There's one Chinese book about Women's Taboos, and the English translation of the book title was Women's Tadoo. I can't stop laughing about that. It's too funny.

Anyway, after that he went to second level to find Party Games books and he found this book called Word Games. So I got excited and MEL AND SHER, DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME WE ALWAYS PLAY. It's called... KANGAROO WORDS! Such a cute name right! Kangaroo because the root word is very long. (Kangaroos aren't long... uh, but heck.)

Oh. And then we searched the book for fun and not so difficult games. And then we played a few. And then it's 7.16pm already. :O

So we went home.

Dear Sokmui, are you glad now. We didn't seem to study any much more than you either.

With all due respect and don't-kill-mes,
Meigui

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Alright! Now let me tell you about my day!

Oh dear. I just realised I said everything I could in the earlier paragraphs already. This is so no kick! Then you non-Sokmui people will have nothing to read! What? Did you mean you read what's meant to be my private and confidential note to Sokmui? HOW COULD YOU?!?!! Sokmui is so going to kill you now. (Mel, quick hide, Sokmui is coming.blogspot.com LOL)

Okay. I want to eat my aloe vera in honey water. Byebye.

9:35:00 PM because I say so

Messy dream left me really disoriented when I woke up. It was like Butterfly Effect going through my head. I can't even recount what it's about without sounding stupid. No, the content isn't stupid. It's the order. Like I see an empty cup, and then I drink the milk. No sense right? Should be the other way round.

I don't know why I mentioned it either. It's barely 10am and I've finished breakfast and three quarters of my cup of teh. Very early I know. It's finally a day where I don't have to go to school early in the morning! Woohoo--!

Anyway, I woke up this morning with Jay's Track 5 ringing in my head. It's like, magic (pun!). But after awhile, I got annoyed because I can't think of anything else that I want to think about. It's like, going in my head:

"Eh... Did I forget to reply somebody's message.... 一鞠躬那掌声拍得凶 EH. So whose message did I forget to reply. -checks phone- 等待白鸽飞出 再将爱说清楚"

I think Sandy got into me AGAIN. I hate internal monologues. It makes me feel Krishna and he's this idiot who transcended after his wife died of malaria (correct?), and everything about him is very predictable, just like he likes his alarm clock and was very angry when his wife sold it away for 5 pennies. OKAY, that was Sec4 Lit. Yes, it's that book that I never read past chapter 3. To my knowledge, Susila is not dead when I took the Lit exam.

Can't blame me. The cover alone screams THIS BOOK IS BORING. It's in two shades of blue, and had the words THE ENGLISH TEACHER with R.K. Narayan's photo on it. Okay lah, actually I think the book should be alright. Why am I even talking about this now?

Ohyes, I was talking about my disoriented dream.

Anyway, my point is, there's no point again! (Don't you miss this sentence!)

Okay lah, byebye.

9:49:00 AM because I say so

Hello I'm home on a Sunday to rest and relax. Okay lah, I'm supposed to do some work but the inertia is so great I feel like I'm expected to sprint 100m with 9 elephants inside me.

Okay, that's beside the point. Aren't you excited over my graduation pictures. I know you are waiting to download my photos and catch me around so you can get me to autograph right. Knew it. Knew it all along.

Ohno, this is an obvious sign that I'm turning into Songminghan. Ohno ohno. I didn't just act ego. I'm sorry, that really wasn't me. Bad Sandy.

ANYWAY, here are the photos.



Yay. Okay I know you've seen this already. But still, I like this picture a lot and because you're reading my blog, I usually blog about things I like so yea, like it or not you've to see this picture a whole lot more times.











Okay that should be enough.

._.

My series of graduation photos started on the second last day of school. Last Tuesday, Mel brought her camera to school so we could go round school taking photos.



Here's me, Mel and Bugs at rooftop. I thought the sky was very very pretty. In case you're wondering who helped us take our pictures, Bugs actually has this special skill where she can hold the camera with her left foot. :O Serious. We succeeded taking this shot after three tries because we were laughing too hard at how she's holding the cam using her left foot.



Uh. Her left foot can dislocate one. Here we dislocated her left foot and left it on the railing. See her shoe? It's actually empty inside.



This picture she use her right foot to take. We are all very amazed at our friend's special ability.



Her foot can take our backviews also. In this picture we were acting emo. But I think even Melissa's BACKVIEW looks happy. But look at the sky! So pretty right! It's our uniform colour leh.



Okay lah. Sheralyn didn't take those photos with her left or right foot. Minghan did. DUH. Did you really believe all the feet talk, stupid.



Here's us in a hole at the rooftop. It's really a hole. I don't know how else to describe it except that it's a hole. An empty hole, until we went in. Then it became a filled hole. Okay not really filled, there's still space. Yah. So here's us in a hole.

****I've got a really cute picture of Mel beside a BBQ pit looking what the frap am I supposed to do? but I decided not to post it because I promised her I won't post unglam photos of her and I think she'll think that's unglam.



Here's us outside the lockers. This is one of my special poses where I've two TWISTS instead of one. Very rare ogay.



More proof that we were outside the lockers.



We managed to get into the hall even though it was late afternoon and the hall was empty. That's the second floor of the school hall and the dark place behind us is the hall. The lighted room you see is PA room.



Here's us with glass-looking thing with high defraction index. Actually, I don't know. This is outside hall and I figure a photo with it will make us look glassy, hence classy. OKAY I DON'T KNOW WHY WE TOOK A PICTURE WITH SUCH REDUNDANT STUFF. Happy.



There's us through the glass. Sheralyn and I have enlarged noses. Don't ask me why Mel looks normal. ._. I don't know. Maybe the glass likes her more.



Here's the Art Block which we couldn't enter for some reason. It was out of bounds and being such good students with excelling conduct and have never broken a single tiny weeny rule before (yes, who said we vandalised tables? WHO? WHOOOO?), we complied and didn't went past the OUT OF BOUNDS sign. (That was a really long sentence, no I wasn't trying to cover-up the fact that Sheralyn and I have vandalised many many tables. We DID NOT. Really.)



Luckily for us, level one wasn't out of bounds so we could take photos with the paintings along the corridor. Here's Mel and I snatching ice cream cones from African kids, and Bugs pointing us out. Yea like LOOK THEY ARE SNATCHING AFRICAN KIDS' ICE CREAMS. ._.



Here's me poking boy. I didn't pose. I just poked and went away. But Minghan was fast enough to catch it. Ohno. Now everyone knows Who Poked That Boy.



Us and TC block. Can you see that withering tree in the background? Very cool right. NJ is so dead that even trees die here! I think it's real. It is, right?



Us at TC block staircase. The red railings really complement our grey uniforms. SEE, this is the reason why they should let us wear our bright red ties every single day. It brightens up the whole picture, doesn't it!



Okay this picture got story one. At first we wanted to take a picture with the tree (the on beside the car), but then we decided like that abit weird. Like, there's nothing special about that tree also. So I told Sheralyn to go to the lamp post and Mel to go to the fire brigade thing (what's it called?), hence we got this cute picture. It's supposed to resemble our heights (YES I'm the tallest of the three). Yay tall tree yay.



Here's somewhere in school. I can't believe I don't even know what is this place called. Uh. The other side of TA block?



Did you know there's a gate there!! Did you know did you know! And we caught that gate open that day! So we hurriedly took a photo with it. Right after we took this picture some random guy came to lock the gate. Frap lucky.



Oh. So it's called Linden Block.



Here's us with Mr Wee's red car. 9427, can go and buy TOTO.



Here's us. I had SINGLE TWIST pose. We were outside Mel's favourite place in school. Normal people like you and me call it the Bookshop. Mel calls it Heaven. Okay actually she doesn't. But the expression she has on her face every time we go to the bookshop says What the frap this is the BEST place on Earth!. Seriously.



One step closer to Melissa's FrappingLove place in school.



Here's us with Lionheads outside library. We were acting sneaky and it was hilarious when suddenly we saw Yixuan come out of the library. Very paiseh what, take this kind of pictures. Somemore the camera is like so far away lah. People won't know we're taking photos can. It's just mega spastic to stand at the lionheads for no reason. So we burst out laughing and Yixuan must be wondering what's our problem.



Us with Science Block.

That's the end of photos taken on second last day of school.

On the last day of school, we didn't take too many photos because I-can't-remember-why-already. Why harh?



Marcus acting fierce at... a pen. Must be his new invented game. So much more fun than eraser-car leh, Marcus. XD



It's Wednesday, it's Cutlet Day! Here's Peter enjoying his cutlet...



... with a knife and SPOON! Oh dear, Peter can't find forks. D:



Peter insisting spoons work as well as forks.



Us with Mr Wee! Why he smile for every other second except when he's taking pictures? -wonders.



His favourite pose. But he do already very ultraman. Bugs and Mel pangseh.

On Farewell Assembly Day,



It's Mr Wee again! SEE, he doesn't smile in photos! Bugs next time we can count how many seconds he can stay not smiling like that!



I bet I haven't already shown you this photo!



Class boys.



JiemeixXxXxXxX. Hongjie got this very xian qi look on his face. Woi, Hongjie look happier can or not.



Girls can stand properly and pose.



Guys can't.



Class minus some people who ran home so quickly like their houses were on fire (glance at Peter).



Yixuan was high and wanted to take photos with everyone.



This photo got story one. At first we wanted to take picture with Jiaxiang (beside Sher) because he's Class God and he very patiently taught us the whole Vectors topic because we missed lectures during orientation. He's half the reason why I can pass Maths and the WHOLE reason why I know how to do every single Vectors question. Then Marcus and Fathullah appeared so we took a picture together. Lol.



My happiness in NJ. Other than cutlet. :)

I graduated! :D

5:38:00 PM because I say so