We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Snowman
Today is Story-telling Monday and I shall tell you a story. Okay, actually this story was told to me by Song Minghan and I find it very amusing because it hardly makes any sense. Hence I'm telling it to you for jokes.
The Snowman
Once upon a time, in a faraway land of Antarctica, there lived a evil Snowman who owns a mango tree. (Yes, mango tress grow in Antarctica, you didn't know that?) On Antarctica also, there lived a Hamster, a Bumblebee, a Kangaroo, and a Werewolf.
As you know, the Snowman is a very evil snowman. Hence he didn't allow the other four animals to touch the mangoes from his mango tree. And because the four animals wanted to eat mangoes very badly (Yes, the hamster, bumblebee and even the WEREWOLF likes mangoes...), they had to made ice lollies for the Snowman in exchange for mangoes. And the ice lollies has to be made of milk. So the four animals will freeze the Kangaroo's milk to make milk ice lollies to give the Snowman in order to get mangoes.
Then one day, Kangaroo ran out of milk!
Hence four animals cannot make milk ice lollies to give evil Snowman, hence no mangoes for them!
And being mangoes-desperate animals, the four animals decided to do something.
Hamster, being the smartest of all, came up with an idea! They decided to transport Snowman to a very very very hot place, so that he'll melt and the four animals can take over the mango tree! MANGOES FTW!
Bumblebee hence decided to fly around to scout for a hot place and he found... Africa!
Werewolf, having not done anything till now, decided to do his part by hitting Snowman with a tennis racket very very very hard. Snowman then flew all the way to Africa!
There, Snowman melted and the four animals live happily ever after with the mango tree.
The End.
*Here, I told him WHAT AMEANINGLESS RETARDED POINTLESS SAD STORY. So he modified the ending.
When Snowman was at Africa, he repented and really regretted his actions. He thought to himself, "Oh no, I shouldn't have been so mean. I should have shared the mangoes with everybody..." As he thought of this, he melted in the hot hot sun.
Then he went up into the sky as water vapour, traveled by wind back to Antarctica, and fell as snow again. Snowman was reborn!
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When the four animals saw Snowman, they were very very shocked! They thought Snowman will be very very angry with them. But they were wrong! Snowman told them he's very very sorry and promised to share the mangoes with them forever and ever.
And so, the Snowman and the four animals lived happily ever after with the mango tree.
The End, again.
Must I remind you you're taking A LEVELS. Read lah, read Snowman some more lah. SO FREE ARH.
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7:10:00 PM because I say so
The Snowman
Once upon a time, in a faraway land of Antarctica, there lived a evil Snowman who owns a mango tree. (Yes, mango tress grow in Antarctica, you didn't know that?) On Antarctica also, there lived a Hamster, a Bumblebee, a Kangaroo, and a Werewolf.
As you know, the Snowman is a very evil snowman. Hence he didn't allow the other four animals to touch the mangoes from his mango tree. And because the four animals wanted to eat mangoes very badly (Yes, the hamster, bumblebee and even the WEREWOLF likes mangoes...), they had to made ice lollies for the Snowman in exchange for mangoes. And the ice lollies has to be made of milk. So the four animals will freeze the Kangaroo's milk to make milk ice lollies to give the Snowman in order to get mangoes.
Then one day, Kangaroo ran out of milk!
Hence four animals cannot make milk ice lollies to give evil Snowman, hence no mangoes for them!
And being mangoes-desperate animals, the four animals decided to do something.
Hamster, being the smartest of all, came up with an idea! They decided to transport Snowman to a very very very hot place, so that he'll melt and the four animals can take over the mango tree! MANGOES FTW!
Bumblebee hence decided to fly around to scout for a hot place and he found... Africa!
Werewolf, having not done anything till now, decided to do his part by hitting Snowman with a tennis racket very very very hard. Snowman then flew all the way to Africa!
There, Snowman melted and the four animals live happily ever after with the mango tree.
The End.
*Here, I told him WHAT A
When Snowman was at Africa, he repented and really regretted his actions. He thought to himself, "Oh no, I shouldn't have been so mean. I should have shared the mangoes with everybody..." As he thought of this, he melted in the hot hot sun.
Then he went up into the sky as water vapour, traveled by wind back to Antarctica, and fell as snow again. Snowman was reborn!
._.
When the four animals saw Snowman, they were very very shocked! They thought Snowman will be very very angry with them. But they were wrong! Snowman told them he's very very sorry and promised to share the mangoes with them forever and ever.
And so, the Snowman and the four animals lived happily ever after with the mango tree.
The End, again.
Must I remind you you're taking A LEVELS. Read lah, read Snowman some more lah. SO FREE ARH.
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7:10:00 PM because I say so