Here's my new boyfriend. His name is Song Minghan. He calls his sister gor, got A1 for O'Level Physics, plays erhu because that's the closest to violin (it so isn't). He's less than 170cm tall but he was in basketball in secondary school. He has a shoe whose sole went to Sole Society. He likes al funghi, and doesn't like potatoes. He loves going into the sea alone. He's mega slow when playing cards. He shares a tauhuey with Giahao, I swear they're gay. He has 345 friends on Facebook. He had black and yellow bee framed specs but I lost them in the sea. He was blind in that picture. His new specs are purple, yes that's gay. He cuts his hair once every two months at Kovan. He can't tell the difference between sand and rock, and red and purple. He didn't know whether there's Pastamania in Kovan, Hougang and Sengkang even though he lives in Serangoon. He likes taking pictures of himself using others' phones. He didn't know what's 7hand poker. His best subject is Physics, his MSN font is olive. He can sleep without air-con. He poked his sitting partner for a year. He loves Jiahao secretly. He sucks at Photohunt. He has a pouch for his GC (I thought only Melissa does that). He thinks he rocks. His sister's/gor's name is Stephanie, and she can't tell the difference between dark red and dark purple too. His family sleeps mega late. His friends call him Singapore Mental Hospital because that's his initials. He calls himself SuperMan Hero though. He should stop thinking he's cool, like 15 degree Celsius. He reads my archives and memorises them. His favourite fruit is a vegetable. He brings Time magazine out as an accessory. His sleeves of his long-sleeved shirt can't stay rolled up. His handwriting is worse than anyone. He has an emo blog here. He cycled to Jiahao's house because he missed him. They're gay, I swear. His palm is smaller than mine. He tried to drown me once. His birthday is on 2nd April. His surname is Song but he can't sing. He got me a pink Jay one day after I lost it, that was mega sweet. We met during orientation last year and dated 5 times before deciding to get together.

That's all.

9:02:00 PM because I say so