We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Friday, May 09, 2008
Happy Haircut
It's less than 5 days to common tests. That's like, freaking near.
I hypothesize that my Chem score add Physics score will be less than my Maths score which plus my Physics score again will be less than my GP score (because Physics marks don't mean anything, you can hardly call 10marks significant). I'm confident of Econs because even if I screw that up, that's still Physics who'll do worse than Econs. -laughs at Physics-
Therefore, I'm confident that my Physics score times two point five will be still lower than my Econs score which plus my Physics score will still not be an A (because Physics marks don't mean anything, you can hardly call 10marks significant).
The above two paragraphs is proof of my wondrous Maths. Meh.
I just had a haircut. Something funny happened during the haircut.
M for me, H for hairdresser (who's Chinese, as in, from China. Why are there China people everywhere I turn. They're Shop&Save cashiers, McDonald's staff, flyers men, bus drivers, everyone. Are we in China).
H: How do you want to cut?
M: Uh. Cut a bit behind. I want bangs.
H: Bang?
M: HAHAHAHA. Uhm. Yah. Bangs.
H: Bang?? Gun?
M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (switches to Chinese, I wouldn't have spoken English if not because he started conversing in English first)
H: Oh. (brings bunch of hair to front of my face, covering my face the way Sadako looks when she comes out from her well) Cut until here can?
M: HAHAHAHAHAHA. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
H: Ohh! Sorry sorry.
LAWL. I laughed for a really long time at him and he had to stop to wait because he can't cut the hair of somebody who's shaking so hard from laughter.
I'll go there to cut my hair every time because he's funny. Like, you know after the haircut, the hairdresser usually brings a mirror to show you how the back of your hair looks like? YOU KNOW WHAT HE SHOWED ME? He showed me the hair that he cut away. And I'm supposed to imagine how my hair looks like without it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT BARNEY RETARD.
But I felt guilty for laughing at him because he looked apologetic after that. (So I felt guilty because he looked guilty? Lawl.) And he didn't know how much to charge me, probably because he didn't think he did a great job. So he asked me is it okay to charge me $9, but the boss of that saloon overheard him and kind of scolded him, saying $9 is too cheap and yada yada. So I felt sorry for him. Paid $15 though, I think he did a great job, other than covering my face with my hair and then asking me to see if that length is okay. HAHA.
I shall go to bed now, wake up tomorrow for a brand new day of mugging. I MUST PASS EITHER PHYSICS OR CHEM! (Got chance one okay Hongjie)
Meh. I feel like watching DVDs. Watch before bed then. :)
Bye!
8:20:00 PM because I say so
I hypothesize that my Chem score add Physics score will be less than my Maths score which plus my Physics score again will be less than my GP score (because Physics marks don't mean anything, you can hardly call 10marks significant). I'm confident of Econs because even if I screw that up, that's still Physics who'll do worse than Econs. -laughs at Physics-
Therefore, I'm confident that my Physics score times two point five will be still lower than my Econs score which plus my Physics score will still not be an A (because Physics marks don't mean anything, you can hardly call 10marks significant).
The above two paragraphs is proof of my wondrous Maths. Meh.
I just had a haircut. Something funny happened during the haircut.
M for me, H for hairdresser (who's Chinese, as in, from China. Why are there China people everywhere I turn. They're Shop&Save cashiers, McDonald's staff, flyers men, bus drivers, everyone. Are we in China).
H: How do you want to cut?
M: Uh. Cut a bit behind. I want bangs.
H: Bang?
M: HAHAHAHA. Uhm. Yah. Bangs.
H: Bang?? Gun?
M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (switches to Chinese, I wouldn't have spoken English if not because he started conversing in English first)
H: Oh. (brings bunch of hair to front of my face, covering my face the way Sadako looks when she comes out from her well) Cut until here can?
M: HAHAHAHAHAHA. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
H: Ohh! Sorry sorry.
LAWL. I laughed for a really long time at him and he had to stop to wait because he can't cut the hair of somebody who's shaking so hard from laughter.
I'll go there to cut my hair every time because he's funny. Like, you know after the haircut, the hairdresser usually brings a mirror to show you how the back of your hair looks like? YOU KNOW WHAT HE SHOWED ME? He showed me the hair that he cut away. And I'm supposed to imagine how my hair looks like without it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT BARNEY RETARD.
But I felt guilty for laughing at him because he looked apologetic after that. (So I felt guilty because he looked guilty? Lawl.) And he didn't know how much to charge me, probably because he didn't think he did a great job. So he asked me is it okay to charge me $9, but the boss of that saloon overheard him and kind of scolded him, saying $9 is too cheap and yada yada. So I felt sorry for him. Paid $15 though, I think he did a great job, other than covering my face with my hair and then asking me to see if that length is okay. HAHA.
I shall go to bed now, wake up tomorrow for a brand new day of mugging. I MUST PASS EITHER PHYSICS OR CHEM! (Got chance one okay Hongjie)
Meh. I feel like watching DVDs. Watch before bed then. :)
Bye!
8:20:00 PM because I say so