We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Friday, March 07, 2008
Hare Low
My, I LIKE ARTS CENTRAL. The documentaries rock. (Except that they air at 10pm at night and it finishes at 11pm, like now.) Ha.
Yesterday's Taboo had Freakshows and I was super freaked out by how those people can pierce steel rods through their bodies and smile at the same time. AND then there was this woman who ate earthworms. Okay it's not the first time someone ate earthworms on Teevee. Survivor always had earthworms eaters, so do Ripley's believe it or not. But then this one is really ultimate. The earthworm was barney fat. And she ate it uber slowly, with three quarters of the earthworm curling outside her mouth.
It was /OMG. And I closed my eyes when I first realised it was a barney earthworm. Then after 7 seconds or so, after anyone will think that the scene is over, I open my eyes to see her slurping the earthworm. So I looked away again and after another 6 seconds, I look again and it's that scene of three quarters of the earthworm curling outside her mouth.
...
I'm sorry to disturb you like that. It's just, I can't get the image out of my mind.
Anyway, the rest of Taboo was on Thai transsexuals and Japan's geishas. Which were all pretty interesting. :)
So go watch Taboo every Thursday on Arts Central at 10pm. :)
Oh, and I just watched I Shouldn't Be Alive. Friday, Arts Central, 10pm.
I think documentaries rock. Almost as much as I do.
Oh. Today is the last day of Term one and I realise I did pass one test this term. (Yes, I failed every other test I took. Ha.) Ogay it's Econs. But at least I passed something. OH. The other day during training a shuttle hit my head real hard and it still hurts now. Then I'll turn clever the way the guy did in the other documentary I watched the other day.
You can watch it here under The Boy with the Incredible Brain. :) He can memorise the value of pi up to 32,000 digits. And he can learn a new language in a week. AND he speed reads two pages at a time, one with each eye. That is just pure barney. :O
They say that geniuses are autistic. So from now on I'll aim to be autistic. (Does that mean Jiaming is a genius. :O Can't be.)
...
The earthworm image keeps coming back to my head. Yes worms still freak me out. Even if it's half a centimeter long, I still run when I see one. It's illogical and irrational and stupid and barney but I can't barney help it. I don't know what's with this phobia either.
Anyway, I guess it's been a long time since I typed a long post and Chingwen told me just now that she misses long posts because she can see them even from afar (like sign posts, yes it's a joke). So she said I've to long post today otherwise she won't ring the bell at Long John's to irritate people again. And because it's really funny watching how people jump when you ring the bell really loud suddenly, I must long post now to see her ring the bell again.
But I seriously have nothing really solid to talk about.
OH. I can talk about rocks. Since I'm Rock. I think igneous rocks make the rocks sound like they're really clever (genius), so maybe I should make my surname Igneous. OKAY SORRY SHERALYN. I shall not show you all my bored side.
Speaking of Sheralyn, she's this friend of mine in NJ who speaks barney fast. And I always say she sounds like Bugs Bunny when she talks. So anyway, to irritate her, I started talking really slowly.
Me: Hare Lowww Share Rer Leeen.
Sher: ... Hare Lowww.
Me: Doan t you thinnng tall king like thisssss is reel leee cooooo?
Sher: Ohhh no. Whyyy woood you thinnng soe?
Me: Ohhh wellll. Eatt can tray in you twoo talllk sloe wer!
Sher: Ohhh no. Bart thisss is reel lee tie ring.
Me: Ohhh yes. I thinnng so twoo.
LOL.
I hope this is long enough. I'm really sleepy.
Bye!
10:56:00 PM because I say so
Yesterday's Taboo had Freakshows and I was super freaked out by how those people can pierce steel rods through their bodies and smile at the same time. AND then there was this woman who ate earthworms. Okay it's not the first time someone ate earthworms on Teevee. Survivor always had earthworms eaters, so do Ripley's believe it or not. But then this one is really ultimate. The earthworm was barney fat. And she ate it uber slowly, with three quarters of the earthworm curling outside her mouth.
It was /OMG. And I closed my eyes when I first realised it was a barney earthworm. Then after 7 seconds or so, after anyone will think that the scene is over, I open my eyes to see her slurping the earthworm. So I looked away again and after another 6 seconds, I look again and it's that scene of three quarters of the earthworm curling outside her mouth.
...
I'm sorry to disturb you like that. It's just, I can't get the image out of my mind.
Anyway, the rest of Taboo was on Thai transsexuals and Japan's geishas. Which were all pretty interesting. :)
So go watch Taboo every Thursday on Arts Central at 10pm. :)
Oh, and I just watched I Shouldn't Be Alive. Friday, Arts Central, 10pm.
I think documentaries rock. Almost as much as I do.
Oh. Today is the last day of Term one and I realise I did pass one test this term. (Yes, I failed every other test I took. Ha.) Ogay it's Econs. But at least I passed something. OH. The other day during training a shuttle hit my head real hard and it still hurts now. Then I'll turn clever the way the guy did in the other documentary I watched the other day.
You can watch it here under The Boy with the Incredible Brain. :) He can memorise the value of pi up to 32,000 digits. And he can learn a new language in a week. AND he speed reads two pages at a time, one with each eye. That is just pure barney. :O
They say that geniuses are autistic. So from now on I'll aim to be autistic. (Does that mean Jiaming is a genius. :O Can't be.)
...
The earthworm image keeps coming back to my head. Yes worms still freak me out. Even if it's half a centimeter long, I still run when I see one. It's illogical and irrational and stupid and barney but I can't barney help it. I don't know what's with this phobia either.
Anyway, I guess it's been a long time since I typed a long post and Chingwen told me just now that she misses long posts because she can see them even from afar (like sign posts, yes it's a joke). So she said I've to long post today otherwise she won't ring the bell at Long John's to irritate people again. And because it's really funny watching how people jump when you ring the bell really loud suddenly, I must long post now to see her ring the bell again.
But I seriously have nothing really solid to talk about.
OH. I can talk about rocks. Since I'm Rock. I think igneous rocks make the rocks sound like they're really clever (genius), so maybe I should make my surname Igneous. OKAY SORRY SHERALYN. I shall not show you all my bored side.
Speaking of Sheralyn, she's this friend of mine in NJ who speaks barney fast. And I always say she sounds like Bugs Bunny when she talks. So anyway, to irritate her, I started talking really slowly.
Me: Hare Lowww Share Rer Leeen.
Sher: ... Hare Lowww.
Me: Doan t you thinnng tall king like thisssss is reel leee cooooo?
Sher: Ohhh no. Whyyy woood you thinnng soe?
Me: Ohhh wellll. Eatt can tray in you twoo talllk sloe wer!
Sher: Ohhh no. Bart thisss is reel lee tie ring.
Me: Ohhh yes. I thinnng so twoo.
LOL.
I hope this is long enough. I'm really sleepy.
Bye!
10:56:00 PM because I say so