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Meigui Loves too many things, and too many people.
There's too many things to accomplish in too little time. There's too few things to do in too much time.
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Friday, February 29, 2008
Lizards and Barney
This morning I was drinking Teh-si in the kitchen when I saw this lizard on the wall in front of me. So I pointed the lizard to my father who walked past. And for some reason, he couldn't see the lizard (IT'S FREAK OBVIOUS) so he asked me, "Yes, what's wrong with the bread."

...

So I said, "No there's a lizard there". Then he told me to "catch it lah". And I said, "no, don't want". So he got a few pieces of tissue paper, walked to that wall, and caught the lizard.

Then he didn't know where to throw it because the dustbin chute for HDBs are at the corridors and what's in the house are only dustbins where lizards can crawl out of. So he walked to the window, looked down from the 9th floor, and then told me "is that too cruel". So I said "yah".

So he walked to the middle of kitchen and threw the lizard to the floor with great might. Then I heard piak and I think it's instant death for the lizard. Then he picked it up and threw it into the dustbin.

Then comes the retarded part.

My mother walked to the kitchen and asked what happened (maybe she heard the piak, or she heard us talking so she was interested).

Mother: What happened?
Me: Got lizard.
Mother: Where?
Me: He killed it. (points at father)
Mother: (looks at clock) Early in the morning, 6.40am only you kill something.
Father: It's not a living thing.
Mother: Okay, it's an insect.
Me: ...

Then they looked at me to see who's correct. And I didn't know what amphibian is called in Hokkien nor Chinese. So I told them it's an animal. And my father insists "It's not an animal because it doesn't look like dogs or tigers or fishes".

And they argued all the way when fetching me to school. About whether a lizard is an insect, or animal, or PLANT. HOW CAN A LIZARD BE A PLANT.

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Yesterday there was Physics class test and I almost laughed out loud when the question asks "Why does an astronaut in a satellite experience weightlessness?" because I got reminded of GEAD and his huge head. He fits the work requirements of an astronaut, PERFECTLY. Don't even need the gear. His head is so filled with oxygen he can survive 89years in a vacuum just on his own supply of oxygen alone. HAHAHAHAHA.

My, I found a catchy phrase! When Jiahao becomes an astronaut, he doesn't need the gear, he only needs his gead! :D

COOL!

Yesterday training ended at 8pm, left school at 8.13pm and started waiting for the barney 961 from 8.17pm. Waited a barney 25minutes and then when I looked down at my watch to check the time, I barney missed a 961. I felt like singing the I love you, you love me, we are one big family. Damn it.

So after waiting another 27minutes, the barney 961 finally came and it had only barney 3 people, including the driver, inside. I wonder why.

Anyway, at Kranji there was this HUGE BARNEY JAM. Think it was to check for the terrorist. Or maybe Barney was performing so everyone stopped to look. Don't know lah. But what the pom pom lor (so Gautam). The jam was so jam that you could just take out a piece of bread and start eating and it'll taste damn sweet. Like blueberry. Tsk.

10.28pm. Bus finally reached Woodlands and YAY.

Yea. That was yesterday.

Nothing much happened today. Oh. After school Yixin, Yimin (Jimmy), Hongjie (Plaits) and I went Tea Party to tea party. We ordered roasted duck pizza (nice!) and potato wedges and crispy chicken pieces and onion rings. But onion didn't ring today so we had fried mushrooms because it sounds damn cool.

Oh. And I had Japanese Cherry tea too. I know it sounds cool. Thank you.

Then we played Taboo and Pictionary and I rock in Pictionary like I always do. Unlike Yixin whose every-animal-she-drew looks like termites. HERMIT CRABS HAHA. And Yimin's owl had a horizontal body. Hongjie can't draw for nuts too. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Then we left at 3.40pm because Yixin and Yimin had Harmoc. So I came home and started blogging. Now I feel really hungry. And sleepy.

Bye! :)


6:06:00 PM because I say so