We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Geography
The point of this post is to wish FIONA THIA KIA HUA all the best for her O's which starts in
4 days time.
And she isn't panicking. FIONA. It's about time to panic. Especially with the way you phrase your Geography answers.
Today was ROFL when I tried (I really tried my best) to help Fiona with Geography. You know, her English is good one lah. But when it comes to Geography, her English is almost as bad as some oaiyrafa person (I won't type his name because according to Jiaming, he Google his name to see who blogs about him. How boliao is that.)
M = Me and F = Fiona Thia Spastic
M: What are potholes?
F: Er... I know I know. Potholes... Are holes in the river.
M: ...
F: Potholes are little holes...
M: LOL.
F: Then the little holes merge (to become Malaysia?) to become bigger potholes.
HAHAHA. I don't need to know anything about Geography to know she won't get any marks if she wrote that.
M: What is a gorge?
F: Gorge. Very vertical walls. Very steep walls. Walls. Walls. Walls.
M/F: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I felt like eating ice cream.
M: Disadvantages of Aswan High Dam?
F: I know I know. The water stuck there. Then the fish very poor thing.
M: Formation of ox-bow lake.
F: Meander.
M: ...
F: ...
M: Uh huh. And then?
F: Meander.
ROFL.
M: What is delta?
F: I know.. how it looks like. Uh... The river remove load, then the water mix around, and then the river zao ling wai yi tiao lu zuo (find another route to walk -.-)...
LOL. And the coastal protections!
M: Disadvantage of groynes?
F: Ugly.
M: ...Okay. Disadvantage of revetments?
F: Ugly.
M: ... And disadvantage of breakwaters?
F: UGLY.
HAHAHAHAHA. And this one is classic.
M: Formation of headlands and bays?
F: Mr Neo's head.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Do you get the joke? No?
Get it now? HAHAHA Fiona is damn mean.
Okay but at her rate of studying for Geography, she should really start panicking. FIONA START PANICKING NOW.
And she wants to get into NJ. I hope she does, so there's someone to take 961 home with me everyday. :D
Okay back to PW. Sian.
11:15:00 PM because I say so
4 days time.
And she isn't panicking. FIONA. It's about time to panic. Especially with the way you phrase your Geography answers.
Today was ROFL when I tried (I really tried my best) to help Fiona with Geography. You know, her English is good one lah. But when it comes to Geography, her English is almost as bad as some oaiyrafa person (I won't type his name because according to Jiaming, he Google his name to see who blogs about him. How boliao is that.)
M = Me and F = Fiona Thia Spastic
M: What are potholes?
F: Er... I know I know. Potholes... Are holes in the river.
M: ...
F: Potholes are little holes...
M: LOL.
F: Then the little holes merge (to become Malaysia?) to become bigger potholes.
HAHAHA. I don't need to know anything about Geography to know she won't get any marks if she wrote that.
M: What is a gorge?
F: Gorge. Very vertical walls. Very steep walls. Walls. Walls. Walls.
M/F: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I felt like eating ice cream.
M: Disadvantages of Aswan High Dam?
F: I know I know. The water stuck there. Then the fish very poor thing.
M: Formation of ox-bow lake.
F: Meander.
M: ...
F: ...
M: Uh huh. And then?
F: Meander.
ROFL.
M: What is delta?
F: I know.. how it looks like. Uh... The river remove load, then the water mix around, and then the river zao ling wai yi tiao lu zuo (find another route to walk -.-)...
LOL. And the coastal protections!
M: Disadvantage of groynes?
F: Ugly.
M: ...Okay. Disadvantage of revetments?
F: Ugly.
M: ... And disadvantage of breakwaters?
F: UGLY.
HAHAHAHAHA. And this one is classic.
M: Formation of headlands and bays?
F: Mr Neo's head.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Do you get the joke? No?
Get it now? HAHAHA Fiona is damn mean.
Okay but at her rate of studying for Geography, she should really start panicking. FIONA START PANICKING NOW.
And she wants to get into NJ. I hope she does, so there's someone to take 961 home with me everyday. :D
Okay back to PW. Sian.
11:15:00 PM because I say so