You know, if you say 'promo' 10 times fast enough, it sounds really cute. Try it! Sounds cute right? But then, promos is really not that cute. What am I saying, promos is NOT cute at all. Anyway, that thing that sounds cute but is not cute at all and actually I think it is made to sound cute so that we won't hate it so much but even sounding so cute doesn't make a difference because so many people hate it anyway shows that promos is really hateful.

That was a really long sentence, I bet you're really irritated because I know you hate long sentences just like I do but because I love irritating people, I find joy in typing long sentences and then trying to confuse you and finally finally, what, when you finally think this sentence is ending, I've to disappoint you by telling you NO it's not ending because I haven't even come to my point yet, and my point is, tadah, there's no point again. Ey hey.

Okay anyway, that scary thing that sounds cute ended today. Happy Children's Day!

You know, before I took the paper today, I thought of what to blog tonight, and I was sure I'll blog about the gory details of My Fight With Mr Physics. But then guess what! Physics wasn't too bad! No! I'M NOT JOKING THIS TIME ROUND!!!! (stuns) Even I AM STUNNED! Can you believe it?! This time, I'm almost 70% sure I won't get a U! :D And guess what!! I have 80% confidence of getting a S!!!! (Which is 45-50 upon 100. No big deal? Shut up.)

So now, I don't know what to blog about because there's no gory details of My Fight With Mr Physics. And I don't want to bore you with my correct answers (LAUGHS). Mean people like you aren't interested in good things right. When people read newspapers, they won't want to read about how "Nothing Untoward Happens to Man, 52". They want to read "Blood thirsty serial killer escapes after killing, brewing, and eating child". See. Mean people.

Uh.

I can blog about my last three days.

On Friday, uh. There was Chem paper in the morning. Chem paper was so screwed that I'm sure the screw wouldn't come loose. It was that kind of paper that made you feel like eating the whole table after the exam. Nah, just kidding. NJ's tables doesn't even look tasty. No I'm not saying there're tables that look tasty. Just that some tables look kind of. You know. NEVERMIND. Stop giving me that look.

Anyway, everybody went home after Chem ended and Yixin was quite sad because she was feeling high. And I was kind of high, cause I secretly took a bite from the table. NO LAH. It was a Friday what, and there's a weekend to slack. :D So Yixin, Jimmy and I went to have lunch at a very nice place near school called Upper Room! It's a must to go okay. I'll tell you where is it afterwards.



The place's pretty and the seats are comfortable. Plus. The table looks tasty. -.- No. I meant, the tables are lacquered, and it made the tables look tasty. Okay nevermind.



This was my Passionfruit Soda which looked really pretty. And look at the table! It looks like chocolate no?



Jimmy's Marshmallows in Hot Cocoa. :D



Yixin's Alfredo. :D I'm hungry. (No I don't eat tables for dinner. -.-)



Jimmy's bacon spaghetti! That's Jimmy in the background. Remember to say Hi Jimmy when you see her on the streets! Oh, you can't see her face. Too bad then. Try recognizing her by the spaghetti. She carries spaghetti wherever she goes. Really.



My meatball spaghetti! :D :D :D Jimmy insisted the meatballs tasted like coke. It doesn't. It's not the best pasta but it's good enough. :D

Oh. And then there were games to play while waiting for the food to be served, or you can stay around and continue playing if you wish.



The first game we played. It's something like that aeroplane thing but got boring 5 minutes after we played the game. So we played



Yea. This picture's quite artistically taken no? :D



And then we also played Cluedo and Jimmy got very excited over Miss Scarlet. -.-

Yea then we went home, and I switched on the computer and blogged the last entry about a falling table. (What's with tables?)

On Saturday, I woke up and I told myself Physics is there for me to study, and there's nothing I can't do, and that as long as I spend time and effort and brains on it, I'll get it somehow. But then I was lazy to go to Woodlands library. So I messaged chunying and asked if she's coming out to study. And she told me she's studying at home. So I thought, if she can study at home, so can I.

Right.

I went into my room, switched on the air-con, climbed into bed with a stack of Physics notes, my pencil case and my calculator and I read the Learning Objectives of Superposition and I fell asleep.

...

I woke up at 7pm and I thought, what the hell, how could I have fallen asleep the 7pm show is starting already! -.- So I went to watch the 7pm to 9pm show on Channel 8 which is a really nice show. :D Anyway, at 9pm, I decided I've to be harsh on myself so I took a cup of Teh-si and I attacked Physics again. Neither sisters were coming home that night so I actually actually actually intended to mug overnight in my room.

Night 1 of My Struggle With Physics:



I didn't pose the two teddy bears. Sometimes they freak me out because they always seem to be looking at me. Okay nevermind. I won't freak you out too.

I started with one of the first few chapters Errors and Uncertainties and after I understood and could do the questions, I was quite proud of myself because EY HEY WHO SAY I CAN'T DO PHYSICS. (What I forgot is, that's the basics of the basics I'm talking about and while I'm yaya-ing away, 90% of the people who take the same subject as me may already know everything about Errors and Uncertainties in January.)



After going through Vectors and Scalars and breezing through them, I became even more yaya and high.

Then. It was Kinematics.



That was when I realise my Physics is still stuck at the German standard. Note: The Tarepanda has overturned. -.- So before I got demoralised, I tried to do something which I thought I'm rather good in, DC Circuits.



But it didn't work. :(

Okay then I fell asleep. -.- At 2am. WOAH. :O

I woke up on Sunday among Kinematics and Physics Jiu Yang Zhen Jing. -.- And then I went back to Physics at 2pm.

Day 2 of My Struggle With Physics:



I really really tried willing myself not to sleep. But then at 2pm, my bed looks like this



Which is impossible to resist. So I decided to take a short afternoon nap. But as I was falling asleep, Weeyang the great messaged me to urge me on the fight against Physics. And I replied telling him I was about to go to sleep. He replied with some more inspiring words and told me to top Physics in NJ. I replied "Yea sure. I WILL TOP PHYSICS IN NJ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Joke.

But then I didn't go back to sleep. I resisted the temptation to fall asleep and willed myself to study Physics.



I don't know when they got into this posture but it looked like he is telling her how much my Physics suck and how there's no hope no matter how much I study. Ironically, the bottom right hand corner of that picture is some spastic panda with the words Let's Go! on my pencil case. -.-

And so I took interest in that two bears and here, I present to you The Adventure of Sandy and Ali. (Note: Sandy and Ali are the same person. My imaginary friend is schizo.)



The characters are (from left): Ali, Sandy, Sandy's imaginary friend whom we can't see and more. Creepy.



This is a story about two bears who live in the land of Dynamics. Ali and Sandy have lived in the land of Dynamics for many many many many years, so many that I lost count. But they don't understand anything about their land at all.



So one day they decided to lie face down on their land so that something Dynamics will get into them.

Unfortunately, they still failed.



Ali, being extremely depressed, decided to end his life.



Sandy was super shocked when she saw that Ali was going to end his life.



While trying to save Ali, Sandy and Ali both fell to death.



The end.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You must really be a retard to spend time reading that. HAHAHA.

Okay this entry is too long. I'll blog shorter next time.

Bye bye.

PS: Upper Room moved to a new location today. So the new place may not be as nice as it is anymore. Haha. So I was joking when I say it's a must go. Ey hey. :)

7:20:00 PM because I say so