We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Monday, October 22, 2007
AH NIANG AND AH NIAO
Ah Niang is lying on Serial Killer's bed.. She is tired but she is messaging people..
Story of Ah Niao and Ah Niang.. They are a couple.. Purely because they both have the surname, Ah.. Firstly, let me introduce you to the two of them..
Ah Niao : A super enthusiastic guy.. His main and only interest is Badminton.. He really gives his all for Badminton.. Pushing himself to the limit makes him fight very hard for every single game.. He believes that hardwork is very important in producing good results.. Therefore, his favourite hobby is going for Gym training as he believes that he can be the most muscular guy in the NJ Badminton team after three months if he is willing to train.. ( This is highly impossible plainly because Ah Niao is a really skinny and boney guy).. Ah Niao loves giving away 'Kisses' too.. Actually he is always asking for 'keys'.. But still, he loves to ask for 'kisses' too.. Obviously all the 'kisses' he gives out will go to his wife, Ah Niang..
Ok, enough about Ah Niao.. Let's meet Ah Niang now!
Ah Niang : A lady who really loves sleeping.. She needs to sleep at 7/8 pm daily in order to get sufficient sleep.. Once 7pm passes, she will start lagging and the answers to questions you asked will come only after 1 hour.. That's if you're lucky and she heard your question.. Obviously, so if you're really unlucky.. The answer will never ever come.. Anyway, she is a really lame lady who cracks very cold jokes.. And it will freeze all the people who are listening to her.. Ah Niang loves Ah Niao's kisses too.. She will always accept them with a WIDE grin on her face.. And the grin will stretch from ear to ear.. Oh.. And Ah Niang LOVES Jay Chou.. So maybe it is because Ah Niao sings or looks like Jay, so she fell in love with him.. Most probably!
Good, so I've finished the introduction! So how did Ah Niang and Ah Niao fell in love with each other?
Simple Story:
It happened on one fine day.. While we were having Badminton training.. Sparks flew from Ah Niao to Ah Niang and from Ah Niang to Ah Niao.. And so, they started having feelings for each other! And they even got into the Badminton Exco together! So fated! And soon, they got married and became husband and wife, with the same surname, AH!
So wanna know who Ah Niang and Ah Niao are?
I am pleased to announce to you that,
Ah Niao is our beloved vice-captain for guys.. ALBERT HIDAYAT..
Ah Niang is our beloved quarter-mistress.. ANG MEI GUI, owner of this blog!
By the way, I'm your forever sweetest and loveliest friend, laimeng aka the match-maker for Ah Niao and Ah Niang.. I'm happy for them that they ended up together.. Oh well, it's time for bed! So, goodbye!
祝阿鸟和阿娘百年好合,早生贵子. =)
10:47:00 PM because I say so
Story of Ah Niao and Ah Niang.. They are a couple.. Purely because they both have the surname, Ah.. Firstly, let me introduce you to the two of them..
Ah Niao : A super enthusiastic guy.. His main and only interest is Badminton.. He really gives his all for Badminton.. Pushing himself to the limit makes him fight very hard for every single game.. He believes that hardwork is very important in producing good results.. Therefore, his favourite hobby is going for Gym training as he believes that he can be the most muscular guy in the NJ Badminton team after three months if he is willing to train.. ( This is highly impossible plainly because Ah Niao is a really skinny and boney guy).. Ah Niao loves giving away 'Kisses' too.. Actually he is always asking for 'keys'.. But still, he loves to ask for 'kisses' too.. Obviously all the 'kisses' he gives out will go to his wife, Ah Niang..
Ok, enough about Ah Niao.. Let's meet Ah Niang now!
Ah Niang : A lady who really loves sleeping.. She needs to sleep at 7/8 pm daily in order to get sufficient sleep.. Once 7pm passes, she will start lagging and the answers to questions you asked will come only after 1 hour.. That's if you're lucky and she heard your question.. Obviously, so if you're really unlucky.. The answer will never ever come.. Anyway, she is a really lame lady who cracks very cold jokes.. And it will freeze all the people who are listening to her.. Ah Niang loves Ah Niao's kisses too.. She will always accept them with a WIDE grin on her face.. And the grin will stretch from ear to ear.. Oh.. And Ah Niang LOVES Jay Chou.. So maybe it is because Ah Niao sings or looks like Jay, so she fell in love with him.. Most probably!
Good, so I've finished the introduction! So how did Ah Niang and Ah Niao fell in love with each other?
Simple Story:
It happened on one fine day.. While we were having Badminton training.. Sparks flew from Ah Niao to Ah Niang and from Ah Niang to Ah Niao.. And so, they started having feelings for each other! And they even got into the Badminton Exco together! So fated! And soon, they got married and became husband and wife, with the same surname, AH!
So wanna know who Ah Niang and Ah Niao are?
I am pleased to announce to you that,
Ah Niao is our beloved vice-captain for guys.. ALBERT HIDAYAT..
Ah Niang is our beloved quarter-mistress.. ANG MEI GUI, owner of this blog!
By the way, I'm your forever sweetest and loveliest friend, laimeng aka the match-maker for Ah Niao and Ah Niang.. I'm happy for them that they ended up together.. Oh well, it's time for bed! So, goodbye!
祝阿鸟和阿娘百年好合,早生贵子. =)
10:47:00 PM because I say so