We're at this stage in life where we reminisce too much of our near past, worry too much about our near future, are
too clueless about everything that can, will, may happen to us, think we know alot, think we don't know anything,
am confident about the wrong things, take pride in wasting time away, want too much but want to do too little.
Ohwell.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Thursday
Somebody told me I'm his sunshine and that if I'm sad the rain never stops. And that he'll be so cold he'll freeze like Hitsugaya froze him using his bankai. HA. That cheered me up though, thanks.
Today's a pretty Thursday. This morning I woke up freezing. Blanket was gone and guess where! Apparently my mother decided to wash my blanket (at like 9.30pm at night?) and I was already asleep. So she thought I wouldn't feel it anyway and took my blanket away to wash. -.- What's with this weird family.
Anyway, Jiahao's jokes are so much funnier than mine I've decided to make him my shi fu and make him teach me how to tell funny jokes. But first, I've to stop calling him Gead. Which is a really impossible thing to do. So, forget it. I'll stick to the Patrick's bread joke. Wei, you better laugh.
2 more days. Jay is so close I can almost elbow him. Almost.
Holidays is so busy I don't know when is my zai nu aspiration ever going to come true. And my long-term goal of XWJ (someone who topped almost everything he takes in NJ) isn't going to come true either. I need the time to mug.
And (is this the first time I'm saying this?), I miss Sokmui and Priscilla. :( I want to M.
This is the first time I took more than a week to finish watching 26 episodes of an anime. I'm not even halfway through Claymore. Lol.
Let me tell you a joke. I swear this one is funny. Ready?
HAOBO.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He's a joke alright. :D
Okay bye bye. :)
9:39:00 AM because I say so
Today's a pretty Thursday. This morning I woke up freezing. Blanket was gone and guess where! Apparently my mother decided to wash my blanket (at like 9.30pm at night?) and I was already asleep. So she thought I wouldn't feel it anyway and took my blanket away to wash. -.- What's with this weird family.
Anyway, Jiahao's jokes are so much funnier than mine I've decided to make him my shi fu and make him teach me how to tell funny jokes. But first, I've to stop calling him Gead. Which is a really impossible thing to do. So, forget it. I'll stick to the Patrick's bread joke. Wei, you better laugh.
2 more days. Jay is so close I can almost elbow him. Almost.
Holidays is so busy I don't know when is my zai nu aspiration ever going to come true. And my long-term goal of XWJ (someone who topped almost everything he takes in NJ) isn't going to come true either. I need the time to mug.
And (is this the first time I'm saying this?), I miss Sokmui and Priscilla. :( I want to M.
This is the first time I took more than a week to finish watching 26 episodes of an anime. I'm not even halfway through Claymore. Lol.
Let me tell you a joke. I swear this one is funny. Ready?
HAOBO.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He's a joke alright. :D
Okay bye bye. :)
9:39:00 AM because I say so
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
:(
It's funny how sometimes you've been doing everything to get out of one place and when you've found the time to leave, it's when you've also found a reason to stay.
Almost got knocked down by a car just now. It was THIS close. I'm probably dead already. Happens when there's too much for my not so big head to take. Jiahao lend me some gead.
:(
Sleep. But I told Spiky to chat online. It's almost 9pm and he's probably teaching Phi Phi (his dog) Chinese. I'm surprised the dog hasn't ran away. Oh yah, Spiky feeds it like he watches Africa shows everyday. The dog's so fat it starts panting the last time we walked it. No wonder the dog's still around to listen to horrendous Chinese. Poor Phi Phi (alliteration!). Ha.
Okay I'm going to ignore Spiky and go sleep. Spiky if you're reading this, please stop terrorising your poor dog and let's discuss anything tomorrow.
That reminds me. I can't go to Anderson Badminton chalet because 12 and 13 December are my grandmother's first year death anniversary. Aren't the exact dates but somehow it's arranged so. SO. :( I can probably go only on the night on the 13th. :(
Today's a sad day. Don't ask me why.
Alright. Good night.
8:19:00 PM because I say so
Almost got knocked down by a car just now. It was THIS close. I'm probably dead already. Happens when there's too much for my not so big head to take. Jiahao lend me some gead.
:(
Sleep. But I told Spiky to chat online. It's almost 9pm and he's probably teaching Phi Phi (his dog) Chinese. I'm surprised the dog hasn't ran away. Oh yah, Spiky feeds it like he watches Africa shows everyday. The dog's so fat it starts panting the last time we walked it. No wonder the dog's still around to listen to horrendous Chinese. Poor Phi Phi (alliteration!). Ha.
Okay I'm going to ignore Spiky and go sleep. Spiky if you're reading this, please stop terrorising your poor dog and let's discuss anything tomorrow.
That reminds me. I can't go to Anderson Badminton chalet because 12 and 13 December are my grandmother's first year death anniversary. Aren't the exact dates but somehow it's arranged so. SO. :( I can probably go only on the night on the 13th. :(
Today's a sad day. Don't ask me why.
Alright. Good night.
8:19:00 PM because I say so
LOL is read as L-OY
Yawn. Hello.
It's 7.53am and I only slept 7 hours and 40 minutes last night. At Sharon's house right now and Sharon has gone toIndonesia school for OP. Lol. Laimeng is still asleep, I wonder how long it'll take this noisy keyboard to wake her up.
AND LOL IS PRONOUNCED AS L-OY, not L-OW. Right.
I don't know what else to say.
Okay, let's talk about yesterday...
Yesterday I woke up at who-knows-what-time and internal-monologue awhile to decide whether I should go back to sleep. After who-knows-how-long, I decided to go back to sleep. So after another who-knows-how-many-minutes, I woke up again and internal-monologue to decide whether I should wake up now. After another who-knows-how-many-seconds, I got out of the bed.
Why, did you read the whole paragraph above. I was just about to summarise it for you. Ready? Here goes: Yesterday I woke up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay, sorry for being retarded.
Then I brushed my teeth and had wanton mee for breakfast. (I was just thinking of wanton mee the day before in Aaron's mother's car. I think my mother is psychic. Or maybe my mother secretly spies on me and overheard me saying wanton mee to chunying/gillian/Aaron.) Then I on the com and watched Claymore which is by the way A REALLY VERY NICE ANIME. Watch it! And then I watched and watched and watched and watched and then I suddenly recalled that I have training. In school. Which is in Bukit Timah. And is damn far away from Woodlands. And that makes me damn sian.
So I smsed Laimeng to confirm there's training, hoping that she says something like no, there's an earthworm epidemic in Bukit Timah and everyone must stay away from school so training is cancelled. HA. But no, she just said yah. SIAN.
Think she's awake. Speak of the devil. LOL.
Uh. And then somehow through the smses, we decided to meet up for lunch at KFC. And eating KFC with STSK and SGN is such a traumatizing experience I'm still feeling scared now. LOL. I'll post the pictures when I get home. Scary.
And then we went for training and the attendance is. Zzz. Kay, it was alright for Laimeng's team but not so alright for Albert's. Ha.
And.
Nevermind. :(
Anyway, training ended off with us trying to play basketball and we concluded that Albert rocks in basketball. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He scored like 1 out of the 20 shots, and that 1 is a desperate backfacing the goal throw?! HAHA.
Then. Uh. The side gate was locked pretty early so we walked to the main gate and then SGN and I took STSK's father's ride to STSK's house. And then uh. We bathed. And then had dinner. And then we slacked. And STSK freaked out because of her OP. Then then. We uh. Used the phone. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. And then we went to bed. :)
Kay, I'm kind of worried.
SGN's still asleep. Zzz.
THREE DAYS. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Okay bye bye.
7:51:00 AM because I say so
It's 7.53am and I only slept 7 hours and 40 minutes last night. At Sharon's house right now and Sharon has gone to
AND LOL IS PRONOUNCED AS L-OY, not L-OW. Right.
I don't know what else to say.
Okay, let's talk about yesterday...
Yesterday I woke up at who-knows-what-time and internal-monologue awhile to decide whether I should go back to sleep. After who-knows-how-long, I decided to go back to sleep. So after another who-knows-how-many-minutes, I woke up again and internal-monologue to decide whether I should wake up now. After another who-knows-how-many-seconds, I got out of the bed.
Why, did you read the whole paragraph above. I was just about to summarise it for you. Ready? Here goes: Yesterday I woke up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay, sorry for being retarded.
Then I brushed my teeth and had wanton mee for breakfast. (I was just thinking of wanton mee the day before in Aaron's mother's car. I think my mother is psychic. Or maybe my mother secretly spies on me and overheard me saying wanton mee to chunying/gillian/Aaron.) Then I on the com and watched Claymore which is by the way A REALLY VERY NICE ANIME. Watch it! And then I watched and watched and watched and watched and then I suddenly recalled that I have training. In school. Which is in Bukit Timah. And is damn far away from Woodlands. And that makes me damn sian.
So I smsed Laimeng to confirm there's training, hoping that she says something like no, there's an earthworm epidemic in Bukit Timah and everyone must stay away from school so training is cancelled. HA. But no, she just said yah. SIAN.
Think she's awake. Speak of the devil. LOL.
Uh. And then somehow through the smses, we decided to meet up for lunch at KFC. And eating KFC with STSK and SGN is such a traumatizing experience I'm still feeling scared now. LOL. I'll post the pictures when I get home. Scary.
And then we went for training and the attendance is. Zzz. Kay, it was alright for Laimeng's team but not so alright for Albert's. Ha.
And.
Nevermind. :(
Anyway, training ended off with us trying to play basketball and we concluded that Albert rocks in basketball. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He scored like 1 out of the 20 shots, and that 1 is a desperate backfacing the goal throw?! HAHA.
Then. Uh. The side gate was locked pretty early so we walked to the main gate and then SGN and I took STSK's father's ride to STSK's house. And then uh. We bathed. And then had dinner. And then we slacked. And STSK freaked out because of her OP. Then then. We uh. Used the phone. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. And then we went to bed. :)
Kay, I'm kind of worried.
SGN's still asleep. Zzz.
THREE DAYS. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Okay bye bye.
7:51:00 AM because I say so
Sunday, October 28, 2007
5 more days!
FIVE MORE DAYS to JAY CHOU ON THE RUN! :D
Pre-ordered only yesterday. THE CALENDER HAD JAY STANDING IN FRONT OF THE WORD MILK. :D
But Son accidentally stepped on my poster. >:(
Aha. Laughs at those who pre-ordered at Sembawang.
Other than Jay, I don't know what else to talk about except that I'm now very very sleepy because of Eh-ren who breathes damn loudly when he's asleep. Ha. And neck's so stiff just touching it hurts.
Fourone chalet was alright. Though less than 41 people turned up. Okay duh. Less than 14 people turned up. And Son didn't go home though he said he would. Oh and I've to congratulate Gead (Jiahao's new name) again for getting Haobo angry with him. Ha. Now he's not your friend for THREE DAYS! Aren't you glad, Gead.
Uh.
OMGWTHBBQMARSHMELLOWS. Can you believe it?! It's 5 days to JAY CHOU ON THE RUN!!!!!
Eh? I said that already. Oh yah, I started the post with that.
Sure or not?
HAHAHAHAHAHA. :D
Okay. I'm starting the countdown timer. NOW.
And. Suddenly I realise. I don't want to go YLTC. :( When's my zai nu aspiration going to come true. :(
Did you think this was a secret message or something? Dumb. HAHAHAHAHA.
1:44:00 PM because I say so
Pre-ordered only yesterday. THE CALENDER HAD JAY STANDING IN FRONT OF THE WORD MILK. :D
But Son accidentally stepped on my poster. >:(
Aha. Laughs at those who pre-ordered at Sembawang.
Other than Jay, I don't know what else to talk about except that I'm now very very sleepy because of Eh-ren who breathes damn loudly when he's asleep. Ha. And neck's so stiff just touching it hurts.
Fourone chalet was alright. Though less than 41 people turned up. Okay duh. Less than 14 people turned up. And Son didn't go home though he said he would. Oh and I've to congratulate Gead (Jiahao's new name) again for getting Haobo angry with him. Ha. Now he's not your friend for THREE DAYS! Aren't you glad, Gead.
Uh.
OMGWTHBBQMARSHMELLOWS. Can you believe it?! It's 5 days to JAY CHOU ON THE RUN!!!!!
Eh? I said that already. Oh yah, I started the post with that.
Sure or not?
HAHAHAHAHAHA. :D
Okay. I'm starting the countdown timer. NOW.
And. Suddenly I realise. I don't want to go YLTC. :( When's my zai nu aspiration going to come true. :(
Did you think this was a secret message or something? Dumb. HAHAHAHAHA.
1:44:00 PM because I say so
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Zzz
I think the first thing I'll do when I reach Fourone chalet is drop dead on the bed and fall asleep.
Maybe all the sleeping at 9pm and 10pm and worse, 11pm is taking effect when my system realises IT'S HOLIDAYS and is dying to recover those sleep times.
I've slept for 13 hours and I'm still freaking sleepy. Could have gone on sleeping if not because some MRS Oaiyrafa aka Wang Chunying said she'll meet me at 10plus so I can study Econs with her. LOL. Woke up at 11am very unwillingly and smsed her to tell her to take her time.
And now she told me she'll meet me at 1pm. After I've bathed and am ready to leave home to make her pass the best subject on Earth, next to Geography.
Ah. You know what. The other day Mrs Oaiyrafa called me to ask if she should drop to H1 Physics or drop to H1 Econs. I probably shouted so loud that people around me thought Haobo possessed me. Hello. That's like asking should she knock herself with a TV or should she eat Swensen's Chocolate Crunch sundae. Okay I have to stop being so random. But seriously. The answer is so obvious that you can see it even if you write it out using transparent ink.
Kay. So she dropped to H1 Physics and now she has to pass H2 Econs in some test that AJ makes them take in order to promote to J2. To put it simply, to promote she has to pass Econs. To put it even simpler, she has to pass Econs. To put it even even simpler, she has to find her brain.
I'm sleepy.
Fiona should be mugging like mad right now. (Though I've a feeling she's still asleep. Lucky her.) Deltas came out for her Geography paper and she's high because we talked about deltas for 2019571783 times the other day I revised Geography with her. Hydration didn't come out though, haha.
I hope she gets into NJ. I always like chee cheong funs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Didn't get the joke?
Fiona = Long and white = Chee cheong fun.
Okay stupid old joke. I can't remember who started it. Who started the chee cheong fun thing? Was it Spiky? HA.
What else did I want to say?
Oh. I like Facebook because the fluff friends thing is damn cute.
This is my tofu pet, Sandy:
SO CUTE RIGHT. :D
And I feed it noodles, strawberries and milk everyday. :)
Kay. I talked about that because I ran out of things to say.
Oh. WATCH CLAYMORE. Weilong says it's nicer than Bleach but no, I think Bleach is cuter because of the stuff lion that talks (Kon). And Ichigo is cute. But Claymore's good. Bloody. Not bloody good, but it's bloody. And good. Yah.
Uh. And recently, I feel like I've got damn lots of blood running in my body because mosquitoes keep coming to me. I can sit at the bus stop for 15 minutes and when I board the bus I've 8 mosquito bites plus a high risk of dengue. Ha.
Kay, I'm bored. I'll watch Bleach 145 and then go find chunying and tell her she'll only pass Econs if she admits Chen Yi Ru is better looking then her weird looking Wang Dong Cheng. AND if she says Chen Yi Ru looks like an alien again, I will... Actually I don't know what I'll do. Kay nevermind.
Bye bye.
11:23:00 AM because I say so
Maybe all the sleeping at 9pm and 10pm and worse, 11pm is taking effect when my system realises IT'S HOLIDAYS and is dying to recover those sleep times.
I've slept for 13 hours and I'm still freaking sleepy. Could have gone on sleeping if not because some MRS Oaiyrafa aka Wang Chunying said she'll meet me at 10plus so I can study Econs with her. LOL. Woke up at 11am very unwillingly and smsed her to tell her to take her time.
And now she told me she'll meet me at 1pm. After I've bathed and am ready to leave home to make her pass the best subject on Earth, next to Geography.
Ah. You know what. The other day Mrs Oaiyrafa called me to ask if she should drop to H1 Physics or drop to H1 Econs. I probably shouted so loud that people around me thought Haobo possessed me. Hello. That's like asking should she knock herself with a TV or should she eat Swensen's Chocolate Crunch sundae. Okay I have to stop being so random. But seriously. The answer is so obvious that you can see it even if you write it out using transparent ink.
Kay. So she dropped to H1 Physics and now she has to pass H2 Econs in some test that AJ makes them take in order to promote to J2. To put it simply, to promote she has to pass Econs. To put it even simpler, she has to pass Econs. To put it even even simpler, she has to find her brain.
I'm sleepy.
Fiona should be mugging like mad right now. (Though I've a feeling she's still asleep. Lucky her.) Deltas came out for her Geography paper and she's high because we talked about deltas for 2019571783 times the other day I revised Geography with her. Hydration didn't come out though, haha.
I hope she gets into NJ. I always like chee cheong funs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Didn't get the joke?
Fiona = Long and white = Chee cheong fun.
Okay stupid old joke. I can't remember who started it. Who started the chee cheong fun thing? Was it Spiky? HA.
What else did I want to say?
Oh. I like Facebook because the fluff friends thing is damn cute.
This is my tofu pet, Sandy:
SO CUTE RIGHT. :D
And I feed it noodles, strawberries and milk everyday. :)
Kay. I talked about that because I ran out of things to say.
Oh. WATCH CLAYMORE. Weilong says it's nicer than Bleach but no, I think Bleach is cuter because of the stuff lion that talks (Kon). And Ichigo is cute. But Claymore's good. Bloody. Not bloody good, but it's bloody. And good. Yah.
Uh. And recently, I feel like I've got damn lots of blood running in my body because mosquitoes keep coming to me. I can sit at the bus stop for 15 minutes and when I board the bus I've 8 mosquito bites plus a high risk of dengue. Ha.
Kay, I'm bored. I'll watch Bleach 145 and then go find chunying and tell her she'll only pass Econs if she admits Chen Yi Ru is better looking then her weird looking Wang Dong Cheng. AND if she says Chen Yi Ru looks like an alien again, I will... Actually I don't know what I'll do. Kay nevermind.
Bye bye.
11:23:00 AM because I say so
Friday, October 26, 2007
彩虹
《彩虹》
作曲:周杰伦 作词:周杰伦
哪里有彩虹告诉我
能不能把我的愿望还给我
为什么天这么安静
所有的云都跑到我这里
有没有口罩一个给我
释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
看不见你的笑 我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳开始环绕
没有理由我也能自己逃
你要离开 我知道更简单
你说依赖 是我们的阻碍
就算放开 那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
有没有口罩一个给我
释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
看不见你的笑 我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳开始环绕
没有理由我也能自己逃
你要离开 我知道更简单
你说依赖 是我们的阻碍
就算放开 那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
RAP
看不见你的笑
要我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳开始环绕环绕
没有理由我也能自己走掉
是我说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
Emo Jay song. I hate Jay.
Okay I lied. I can't hate my self-proclaimed boyfriend.
Fourone chalet tomorrow. Aha. I miss Huiming Vanessa Hanhui and everyone else like mad.
Okay, back to emoing. Bye bye.
9:10:00 PM because I say so
作曲:周杰伦 作词:周杰伦
哪里有彩虹告诉我
能不能把我的愿望还给我
为什么天这么安静
所有的云都跑到我这里
有没有口罩一个给我
释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
看不见你的笑 我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳开始环绕
没有理由我也能自己逃
你要离开 我知道更简单
你说依赖 是我们的阻碍
就算放开 那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
有没有口罩一个给我
释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
看不见你的笑 我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳开始环绕
没有理由我也能自己逃
你要离开 我知道更简单
你说依赖 是我们的阻碍
就算放开 那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
RAP
看不见你的笑
要我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳开始环绕环绕
没有理由我也能自己走掉
是我说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
Emo Jay song. I hate Jay.
Okay I lied. I can't hate my self-proclaimed boyfriend.
Fourone chalet tomorrow. Aha. I miss Huiming Vanessa Hanhui and everyone else like mad.
Okay, back to emoing. Bye bye.
9:10:00 PM because I say so
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Listen to me
For the last time I'm saying this:
THE BIRD POST ABOUT WHAT AH NIANG AND AH NIAO IS CRAP.
Okay, I know everything on my blog is crap. But that is crappier. So crap that even my crap blog can't stand it. And since it's crappier than usual, you should have the brains to realise that I DIDN'T TYPE THAT to tell you I have a boyfriend/tell you I want a boyfriend/tell you I like birds (WTF?! SOKMUI?!?!) or any other crap reasons you can think of.
Like I said, and am saying again, that post was typed by Yip Lai Meng (THANKS ARH), aka the person who gives me a new surname every training. She had the honour of blogging using my account because at 10.45pm on Monday night, I was trying to stop her from singing and pulling my blanket so I can go to sleep peacefully. So I told her to go blog (since she was already at the com and Guohao is doing a really lousy job distracting her), but she said she blogged already. So I told her to use my account to blog. I wasn't thinking AH. So stop asking me who's Albert. Because I'll have to repeat what I just said again. And I'm sick of repeating myself. AH.
By the way, Yip Lai Meng is the one who insisted Albert is the best-looking guy in the team. Omgwthbbqmarshmellows. And I insisted that he is not. OKAY I shouldn't bring this up. Because I can foresee Yip Lai Meng giving me the surname of the guy I said is the most decent looking the next training. Which is today. I hope she ate superglue for breakfast so she wouldn't talk anymore.
Anyway.
I also want to say, no, shout out to chunying that Wang Dong Cheng really looks weird. REALLY. Why can't she believe me. And Yan Ya Lun too. (Sorry Jimmy.) He has eyeliner, that's weird enough. Actually, I'm a really kind person and I won't say Wang Dong Cheng and Yan Ya Lun looks weird if not because she insisted that Chen Yi Ru looks like an alien. HE DOESN'T. >:(
And anyway, I realise yesterday that chunying's English is as atrocious as Mr Oaiyrafa (I'm still not typing his name because he googles to find out who blogs about him, eh hey).
Okay, back to youtube. Have to go school later at 430pm. Sian.
Uh. And. Nevermind.
Okay Sokmui, I've got a boyfriend. And I'm meeting him on 2nd November at Sembawang. I mean the music store. And I'm meeting the real him on 19th January 2008.
STARTS COUNTING DOWN TO 2ND NOVEMBER. No not OP, moron. JAY CHOU ON THE RUN. :D :D :D :D :D :D
AND 19TH JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. JAY. CHOU. WORLD. TOUR. 2008!
Yeah. That's way better than Ah Niao can?
:D
9:46:00 AM because I say so
THE BIRD POST ABOUT WHAT AH NIANG AND AH NIAO IS CRAP.
Okay, I know everything on my blog is crap. But that is crappier. So crap that even my crap blog can't stand it. And since it's crappier than usual, you should have the brains to realise that I DIDN'T TYPE THAT to tell you I have a boyfriend/tell you I want a boyfriend/tell you I like birds (WTF?! SOKMUI?!?!) or any other crap reasons you can think of.
Like I said, and am saying again, that post was typed by Yip Lai Meng (THANKS ARH), aka the person who gives me a new surname every training. She had the honour of blogging using my account because at 10.45pm on Monday night, I was trying to stop her from singing and pulling my blanket so I can go to sleep peacefully. So I told her to go blog (since she was already at the com and Guohao is doing a really lousy job distracting her), but she said she blogged already. So I told her to use my account to blog. I wasn't thinking AH. So stop asking me who's Albert. Because I'll have to repeat what I just said again. And I'm sick of repeating myself. AH.
By the way, Yip Lai Meng is the one who insisted Albert is the best-looking guy in the team. Omgwthbbqmarshmellows. And I insisted that he is not. OKAY I shouldn't bring this up. Because I can foresee Yip Lai Meng giving me the surname of the guy I said is the most decent looking the next training. Which is today. I hope she ate superglue for breakfast so she wouldn't talk anymore.
Anyway.
I also want to say, no, shout out to chunying that Wang Dong Cheng really looks weird. REALLY. Why can't she believe me. And Yan Ya Lun too. (Sorry Jimmy.) He has eyeliner, that's weird enough. Actually, I'm a really kind person and I won't say Wang Dong Cheng and Yan Ya Lun looks weird if not because she insisted that Chen Yi Ru looks like an alien. HE DOESN'T. >:(
And anyway, I realise yesterday that chunying's English is as atrocious as Mr Oaiyrafa (I'm still not typing his name because he googles to find out who blogs about him, eh hey).
Okay, back to youtube. Have to go school later at 430pm. Sian.
Uh. And. Nevermind.
Okay Sokmui, I've got a boyfriend. And I'm meeting him on 2nd November at Sembawang. I mean the music store. And I'm meeting the real him on 19th January 2008.
STARTS COUNTING DOWN TO 2ND NOVEMBER. No not OP, moron. JAY CHOU ON THE RUN. :D :D :D :D :D :D
AND 19TH JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. JAY. CHOU. WORLD. TOUR. 2008!
Yeah. That's way better than Ah Niao can?
:D
9:46:00 AM because I say so
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Laimeng is an idiot.
Oh my god. What was I thinking when I let Laimeng blog using my account.
Right! I wasn't even thinking. It was so late last night.
Anyway, the last entry should be ignored if you want to pass your A's. If you bother to read it, you'll fail A's terribly.
And Laimeng is an idiot.
I'll blog after I'm done with PW. ZZZ!
8:11:00 PM because I say so
Right! I wasn't even thinking. It was so late last night.
Anyway, the last entry should be ignored if you want to pass your A's. If you bother to read it, you'll fail A's terribly.
And Laimeng is an idiot.
I'll blog after I'm done with PW. ZZZ!
8:11:00 PM because I say so
Monday, October 22, 2007
AH NIANG AND AH NIAO
Ah Niang is lying on Serial Killer's bed.. She is tired but she is messaging people..
Story of Ah Niao and Ah Niang.. They are a couple.. Purely because they both have the surname, Ah.. Firstly, let me introduce you to the two of them..
Ah Niao : A super enthusiastic guy.. His main and only interest is Badminton.. He really gives his all for Badminton.. Pushing himself to the limit makes him fight very hard for every single game.. He believes that hardwork is very important in producing good results.. Therefore, his favourite hobby is going for Gym training as he believes that he can be the most muscular guy in the NJ Badminton team after three months if he is willing to train.. ( This is highly impossible plainly because Ah Niao is a really skinny and boney guy).. Ah Niao loves giving away 'Kisses' too.. Actually he is always asking for 'keys'.. But still, he loves to ask for 'kisses' too.. Obviously all the 'kisses' he gives out will go to his wife, Ah Niang..
Ok, enough about Ah Niao.. Let's meet Ah Niang now!
Ah Niang : A lady who really loves sleeping.. She needs to sleep at 7/8 pm daily in order to get sufficient sleep.. Once 7pm passes, she will start lagging and the answers to questions you asked will come only after 1 hour.. That's if you're lucky and she heard your question.. Obviously, so if you're really unlucky.. The answer will never ever come.. Anyway, she is a really lame lady who cracks very cold jokes.. And it will freeze all the people who are listening to her.. Ah Niang loves Ah Niao's kisses too.. She will always accept them with a WIDE grin on her face.. And the grin will stretch from ear to ear.. Oh.. And Ah Niang LOVES Jay Chou.. So maybe it is because Ah Niao sings or looks like Jay, so she fell in love with him.. Most probably!
Good, so I've finished the introduction! So how did Ah Niang and Ah Niao fell in love with each other?
Simple Story:
It happened on one fine day.. While we were having Badminton training.. Sparks flew from Ah Niao to Ah Niang and from Ah Niang to Ah Niao.. And so, they started having feelings for each other! And they even got into the Badminton Exco together! So fated! And soon, they got married and became husband and wife, with the same surname, AH!
So wanna know who Ah Niang and Ah Niao are?
I am pleased to announce to you that,
Ah Niao is our beloved vice-captain for guys.. ALBERT HIDAYAT..
Ah Niang is our beloved quarter-mistress.. ANG MEI GUI, owner of this blog!
By the way, I'm your forever sweetest and loveliest friend, laimeng aka the match-maker for Ah Niao and Ah Niang.. I'm happy for them that they ended up together.. Oh well, it's time for bed! So, goodbye!
祝阿鸟和阿娘百年好合,早生贵子. =)
10:47:00 PM because I say so
Story of Ah Niao and Ah Niang.. They are a couple.. Purely because they both have the surname, Ah.. Firstly, let me introduce you to the two of them..
Ah Niao : A super enthusiastic guy.. His main and only interest is Badminton.. He really gives his all for Badminton.. Pushing himself to the limit makes him fight very hard for every single game.. He believes that hardwork is very important in producing good results.. Therefore, his favourite hobby is going for Gym training as he believes that he can be the most muscular guy in the NJ Badminton team after three months if he is willing to train.. ( This is highly impossible plainly because Ah Niao is a really skinny and boney guy).. Ah Niao loves giving away 'Kisses' too.. Actually he is always asking for 'keys'.. But still, he loves to ask for 'kisses' too.. Obviously all the 'kisses' he gives out will go to his wife, Ah Niang..
Ok, enough about Ah Niao.. Let's meet Ah Niang now!
Ah Niang : A lady who really loves sleeping.. She needs to sleep at 7/8 pm daily in order to get sufficient sleep.. Once 7pm passes, she will start lagging and the answers to questions you asked will come only after 1 hour.. That's if you're lucky and she heard your question.. Obviously, so if you're really unlucky.. The answer will never ever come.. Anyway, she is a really lame lady who cracks very cold jokes.. And it will freeze all the people who are listening to her.. Ah Niang loves Ah Niao's kisses too.. She will always accept them with a WIDE grin on her face.. And the grin will stretch from ear to ear.. Oh.. And Ah Niang LOVES Jay Chou.. So maybe it is because Ah Niao sings or looks like Jay, so she fell in love with him.. Most probably!
Good, so I've finished the introduction! So how did Ah Niang and Ah Niao fell in love with each other?
Simple Story:
It happened on one fine day.. While we were having Badminton training.. Sparks flew from Ah Niao to Ah Niang and from Ah Niang to Ah Niao.. And so, they started having feelings for each other! And they even got into the Badminton Exco together! So fated! And soon, they got married and became husband and wife, with the same surname, AH!
So wanna know who Ah Niang and Ah Niao are?
I am pleased to announce to you that,
Ah Niao is our beloved vice-captain for guys.. ALBERT HIDAYAT..
Ah Niang is our beloved quarter-mistress.. ANG MEI GUI, owner of this blog!
By the way, I'm your forever sweetest and loveliest friend, laimeng aka the match-maker for Ah Niao and Ah Niang.. I'm happy for them that they ended up together.. Oh well, it's time for bed! So, goodbye!
祝阿鸟和阿娘百年好合,早生贵子. =)
10:47:00 PM because I say so
Sunday, October 21, 2007
为何醒华的华语这么烂
Hello I'm here to blog on a Sunday to beat Spiky's Chinese hands-down. Everyone of us know how horrendous Spiky's Chinese is. So I don't really have to blog this post to kill his Chinese. But he's the one who had nothing better to do and suggested blogging in Chinese. And the dateline for this dare is today 12am. HAHA.
So if you're reading this post tomorrow, or later, you can check out his blog here and enjoy laughing at his Chinese. HA.
（If you can't see the Chinese words, go View > Text size > Increase. Alternatively, you can go File > Exit. Alternative alternatively, you can pretend you're reading and nod to yourself like you understand Chinese, right Spiky?)
The title of my Chinese post shall be
为何醒华的华语这么烂
报章报道“醒华的华语烂得吓人，教他华语的人都教到吐血住院。” 对于这则骇人的报道， 本人不尽感到一丝唏嘘及万分无奈。 没错，本人也曾经亲身体验过醒华可怕的华语。 他曾经把“安全大使”念成“安全大便”，也曾经把自己的名字写错。 这些例子还不算什么，最可怕的是他的“冰冻三尺非一日之寒”。 自从他学会怎么写这句话后，他每天至少会说74次“冰冻三尺非一日之寒”。 认识他的人都被他的“冰冻三尺非一日之寒”烦死。
正所谓：“冰冻三尺非一日之寒”，醒华的华语之所以会这么烂绝对不是一朝一夕的事。 造成他华语这么烂的原因有很多。 首先，醒华的华语会这么烂是因为他身旁没有可以和他说华语的人。 醒华的好朋友很多都是“吃马铃薯长大”的，例如 gillian, Aaron 等等。 他们成天混在一起，简直就是半斤对八两。 俗语说：“近朱者赤，近墨者黑。” 醒华一天到晚和他的朋友说一些不是华语的华语，以致他的华语日益加剧，变得越来越见不得人。
其次，醒华的华语会这么烂是因为他真的很不用功。 俗话说：“刀枪药虽好，不破手为高。” (I don't think this is used like that, but nevermind. Spiky won't know either.) 要是醒华不肯用功，任何人的劝告也会被当成是耳边风。 正所谓：“地在人种，事在人为。” 要是醒华真有顽强的意志及决心，想要让华语进步绝非登天之事。 黄主任还曾经在他的作文卷上写了“回头是岸”四个字。 眼见为实，醒华的华语会如此荒谬，部分原因源自于他欠缺上进心。
与其扬汤止沸， 不如釜底抽薪。 解决此问题是当务之急。 俗语说：“不比不知道，一比吓一跳。” 解决这问题最简单的方法就是不要和醒华说华语。 这样一来，我们就不会被他的华语吓死。 厉害吧？ 当然，这也说不上是解决方法，比较像是逃避问题。 但是，醒华的华语也已经是无可救药。 就算是回头，也见不到岸； 马也掉下悬崖； 拨云不见天日； 船真的到江心，补漏真的迟了。
简单来说，SPIKY PLEASE READ THIS LINE：
醒华的华语没有救了。
That's also the moral of the story, 终结来说，
醒华的华语没有救了。
醒华的华语没有救了！
HAHAHAHAHA. Come on Spiky, beat that! :D
3:28:00 PM because I say so
So if you're reading this post tomorrow, or later, you can check out his blog here and enjoy laughing at his Chinese. HA.
（If you can't see the Chinese words, go View > Text size > Increase. Alternatively, you can go File > Exit. Alternative alternatively, you can pretend you're reading and nod to yourself like you understand Chinese, right Spiky?)
The title of my Chinese post shall be
为何醒华的华语这么烂
报章报道“醒华的华语烂得吓人，教他华语的人都教到吐血住院。” 对于这则骇人的报道， 本人不尽感到一丝唏嘘及万分无奈。 没错，本人也曾经亲身体验过醒华可怕的华语。 他曾经把“安全大使”念成“安全大便”，也曾经把自己的名字写错。 这些例子还不算什么，最可怕的是他的“冰冻三尺非一日之寒”。 自从他学会怎么写这句话后，他每天至少会说74次“冰冻三尺非一日之寒”。 认识他的人都被他的“冰冻三尺非一日之寒”烦死。
正所谓：“冰冻三尺非一日之寒”，醒华的华语之所以会这么烂绝对不是一朝一夕的事。 造成他华语这么烂的原因有很多。 首先，醒华的华语会这么烂是因为他身旁没有可以和他说华语的人。 醒华的好朋友很多都是“吃马铃薯长大”的，例如 gillian, Aaron 等等。 他们成天混在一起，简直就是半斤对八两。 俗语说：“近朱者赤，近墨者黑。” 醒华一天到晚和他的朋友说一些不是华语的华语，以致他的华语日益加剧，变得越来越见不得人。
其次，醒华的华语会这么烂是因为他真的很不用功。 俗话说：“刀枪药虽好，不破手为高。” (I don't think this is used like that, but nevermind. Spiky won't know either.) 要是醒华不肯用功，任何人的劝告也会被当成是耳边风。 正所谓：“地在人种，事在人为。” 要是醒华真有顽强的意志及决心，想要让华语进步绝非登天之事。 黄主任还曾经在他的作文卷上写了“回头是岸”四个字。 眼见为实，醒华的华语会如此荒谬，部分原因源自于他欠缺上进心。
与其扬汤止沸， 不如釜底抽薪。 解决此问题是当务之急。 俗语说：“不比不知道，一比吓一跳。” 解决这问题最简单的方法就是不要和醒华说华语。 这样一来，我们就不会被他的华语吓死。 厉害吧？ 当然，这也说不上是解决方法，比较像是逃避问题。 但是，醒华的华语也已经是无可救药。 就算是回头，也见不到岸； 马也掉下悬崖； 拨云不见天日； 船真的到江心，补漏真的迟了。
简单来说，SPIKY PLEASE READ THIS LINE：
醒华的华语没有救了。
That's also the moral of the story, 终结来说，
醒华的华语没有救了。
醒华的华语没有救了！
HAHAHAHAHA. Come on Spiky, beat that! :D
3:28:00 PM because I say so
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Geography
The point of this post is to wish FIONA THIA KIA HUA all the best for her O's which starts in
4 days time.
And she isn't panicking. FIONA. It's about time to panic. Especially with the way you phrase your Geography answers.
Today was ROFL when I tried (I really tried my best) to help Fiona with Geography. You know, her English is good one lah. But when it comes to Geography, her English is almost as bad as some oaiyrafa person (I won't type his name because according to Jiaming, he Google his name to see who blogs about him. How boliao is that.)
M = Me and F = Fiona Thia Spastic
M: What are potholes?
F: Er... I know I know. Potholes... Are holes in the river.
M: ...
F: Potholes are little holes...
M: LOL.
F: Then the little holes merge (to become Malaysia?) to become bigger potholes.
HAHAHA. I don't need to know anything about Geography to know she won't get any marks if she wrote that.
M: What is a gorge?
F: Gorge. Very vertical walls. Very steep walls. Walls. Walls. Walls.
M/F: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I felt like eating ice cream.
M: Disadvantages of Aswan High Dam?
F: I know I know. The water stuck there. Then the fish very poor thing.
M: Formation of ox-bow lake.
F: Meander.
M: ...
F: ...
M: Uh huh. And then?
F: Meander.
ROFL.
M: What is delta?
F: I know.. how it looks like. Uh... The river remove load, then the water mix around, and then the river zao ling wai yi tiao lu zuo (find another route to walk -.-)...
LOL. And the coastal protections!
M: Disadvantage of groynes?
F: Ugly.
M: ...Okay. Disadvantage of revetments?
F: Ugly.
M: ... And disadvantage of breakwaters?
F: UGLY.
HAHAHAHAHA. And this one is classic.
M: Formation of headlands and bays?
F: Mr Neo's head.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Do you get the joke? No?
Get it now? HAHAHA Fiona is damn mean.
Okay but at her rate of studying for Geography, she should really start panicking. FIONA START PANICKING NOW.
And she wants to get into NJ. I hope she does, so there's someone to take 961 home with me everyday. :D
Okay back to PW. Sian.
11:15:00 PM because I say so
4 days time.
And she isn't panicking. FIONA. It's about time to panic. Especially with the way you phrase your Geography answers.
Today was ROFL when I tried (I really tried my best) to help Fiona with Geography. You know, her English is good one lah. But when it comes to Geography, her English is almost as bad as some oaiyrafa person (I won't type his name because according to Jiaming, he Google his name to see who blogs about him. How boliao is that.)
M = Me and F = Fiona Thia Spastic
M: What are potholes?
F: Er... I know I know. Potholes... Are holes in the river.
M: ...
F: Potholes are little holes...
M: LOL.
F: Then the little holes merge (to become Malaysia?) to become bigger potholes.
HAHAHA. I don't need to know anything about Geography to know she won't get any marks if she wrote that.
M: What is a gorge?
F: Gorge. Very vertical walls. Very steep walls. Walls. Walls. Walls.
M/F: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I felt like eating ice cream.
M: Disadvantages of Aswan High Dam?
F: I know I know. The water stuck there. Then the fish very poor thing.
M: Formation of ox-bow lake.
F: Meander.
M: ...
F: ...
M: Uh huh. And then?
F: Meander.
ROFL.
M: What is delta?
F: I know.. how it looks like. Uh... The river remove load, then the water mix around, and then the river zao ling wai yi tiao lu zuo (find another route to walk -.-)...
LOL. And the coastal protections!
M: Disadvantage of groynes?
F: Ugly.
M: ...Okay. Disadvantage of revetments?
F: Ugly.
M: ... And disadvantage of breakwaters?
F: UGLY.
HAHAHAHAHA. And this one is classic.
M: Formation of headlands and bays?
F: Mr Neo's head.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Do you get the joke? No?
Get it now? HAHAHA Fiona is damn mean.
Okay but at her rate of studying for Geography, she should really start panicking. FIONA START PANICKING NOW.
And she wants to get into NJ. I hope she does, so there's someone to take 961 home with me everyday. :D
Okay back to PW. Sian.
11:15:00 PM because I say so
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Oaiyrafa day
Sometimes, like today, I can't feel myself. Like you aren't conscious of what you're doing exactly. Felt like I'm on the Auto mode, and I'm moving around like I should be, but the brain isn't thinking anything in particular. But then again it doesn't feel that way.
It feels more like I'm still lying in bed and everything that's happening is in my mind. Like I hallucinated my day. Do you ever get that kind of feeling?
Maybe I took too much cough syrup. Did I, really?
Some days, like today, it feels like I'm part of a dream. Or that if I concentrate hard enough, I can detach from my body and look back at me from another corner. And then I'll see I'm part of an animated painting, or that I'm watching somebody that looks like me. It feels really weird. When 5 hours after you did something, you suddenly wonder why you did that. Or just 5 minutes after you did something, you can't remember what was it. Or 5 seconds after you said something, you forget what you're going to continue saying.
And it's not that I hasn't slept enough. I had 13 hours of sleep the day before, which is 2 hours more than usual.
It's that kind of feeling you get on the third day of a 3 days 2 nights chalet, the feeling like you're going to drop and hibernate one full day before you can talk again.
Even now, I don't feel myself. I can't remember what I just seen or heard. Or maybe I can. But I don't know which really happened and which didn't. Or maybe everything happened, but it doesn't feel like it did. You understand what I'm saying?
Maybe I slept too much.
No school tomorrow. Or maybe there is. Maybe today never happened and tomorrow's Wednesday again. Maybe I'm still asleep. Or maybe it's only Monday and I dreamed I lived Tuesday and Wednesday already. Maybe I just came home from BBQ at Aaron's house. Maybe I just sang Happy Birthday to gillian.
Maybe we aren't alive. Maybe you died in your sleep last night and what's happening now is in your after-life. Maybe back at your previous life 3000 people are grieving over your death. Maybe we died and we don't even know. Maybe no one actually dies. Maybe the person that just died in our terms just went on living in another place, unaware that he just died.
Maybe we're under the control of someone. Maybe we're part of a video game. Maybe we're SIMS 74. Maybe someone decides what time we sleep everyday. Maybe someone decides what we think even. Maybe we're RPG. Maybe we're RPG that plays RPG. Maybe we're in someone's mind. Maybe someone is thinking of his ideal world. But we can't really call our world ideal. Then maybe someone is thinking of the possible problems his ideal world faces. And we're there to make that thought complete.
Maybe we're in the dreams of a person in coma. And when the person wakes, all of us will just disappear. Maybe we don't actually feel anything. Maybe we think we feel something but actually we don't. Maybe we really don't exist.
On a more normal note, sometimes I don't really know what is it that I really want. Not exactly out of life. But alot of other oaiyrafa things. Sometimes even after I set my oaiyrafa mind on something, I only realise I strayed from that determination some oaiyrafa hours after. And sometimes I really don't oaiyrafa know how to oaiyrafa describe my oaiyrafa feelings. Sometimes I don't even oaiyrafa know what I'm thinking.
And yah, there's no such word as oaiyrafa. I always use it when my mind's not around.
Sometimes I think I just need 15 minutes to close my eyes and meditate to attain transcendence. So that I don't feel so oaiyrafa. But some oaiyrafa person that sat behind me during some oaiyrafa boring talk just can't stop oaiyrafa talking.
Kay, I should just sleep.
Bye bye.
9:41:00 PM because I say so
It feels more like I'm still lying in bed and everything that's happening is in my mind. Like I hallucinated my day. Do you ever get that kind of feeling?
Maybe I took too much cough syrup. Did I, really?
Some days, like today, it feels like I'm part of a dream. Or that if I concentrate hard enough, I can detach from my body and look back at me from another corner. And then I'll see I'm part of an animated painting, or that I'm watching somebody that looks like me. It feels really weird. When 5 hours after you did something, you suddenly wonder why you did that. Or just 5 minutes after you did something, you can't remember what was it. Or 5 seconds after you said something, you forget what you're going to continue saying.
And it's not that I hasn't slept enough. I had 13 hours of sleep the day before, which is 2 hours more than usual.
It's that kind of feeling you get on the third day of a 3 days 2 nights chalet, the feeling like you're going to drop and hibernate one full day before you can talk again.
Even now, I don't feel myself. I can't remember what I just seen or heard. Or maybe I can. But I don't know which really happened and which didn't. Or maybe everything happened, but it doesn't feel like it did. You understand what I'm saying?
Maybe I slept too much.
No school tomorrow. Or maybe there is. Maybe today never happened and tomorrow's Wednesday again. Maybe I'm still asleep. Or maybe it's only Monday and I dreamed I lived Tuesday and Wednesday already. Maybe I just came home from BBQ at Aaron's house. Maybe I just sang Happy Birthday to gillian.
Maybe we aren't alive. Maybe you died in your sleep last night and what's happening now is in your after-life. Maybe back at your previous life 3000 people are grieving over your death. Maybe we died and we don't even know. Maybe no one actually dies. Maybe the person that just died in our terms just went on living in another place, unaware that he just died.
Maybe we're under the control of someone. Maybe we're part of a video game. Maybe we're SIMS 74. Maybe someone decides what time we sleep everyday. Maybe someone decides what we think even. Maybe we're RPG. Maybe we're RPG that plays RPG. Maybe we're in someone's mind. Maybe someone is thinking of his ideal world. But we can't really call our world ideal. Then maybe someone is thinking of the possible problems his ideal world faces. And we're there to make that thought complete.
Maybe we're in the dreams of a person in coma. And when the person wakes, all of us will just disappear. Maybe we don't actually feel anything. Maybe we think we feel something but actually we don't. Maybe we really don't exist.
On a more normal note, sometimes I don't really know what is it that I really want. Not exactly out of life. But alot of other oaiyrafa things. Sometimes even after I set my oaiyrafa mind on something, I only realise I strayed from that determination some oaiyrafa hours after. And sometimes I really don't oaiyrafa know how to oaiyrafa describe my oaiyrafa feelings. Sometimes I don't even oaiyrafa know what I'm thinking.
And yah, there's no such word as oaiyrafa. I always use it when my mind's not around.
Sometimes I think I just need 15 minutes to close my eyes and meditate to attain transcendence. So that I don't feel so oaiyrafa. But some oaiyrafa person that sat behind me during some oaiyrafa boring talk just can't stop oaiyrafa talking.
Kay, I should just sleep.
Bye bye.
9:41:00 PM because I say so
月牙湾
是谁的心啊 孤单地留下
他还好吗 我多想爱他
那永恒的泪 凝固那一句话
也许可能蒸发
是谁的爱呀 比泪水坚强
轻生呼唤 就让我融化
那一滴雨水 演化成我翅膀
向着我爱的人
追吧
--月牙湾 - F.I.R.
10:10:00 AM because I say so
他还好吗 我多想爱他
那永恒的泪 凝固那一句话
也许可能蒸发
是谁的爱呀 比泪水坚强
轻生呼唤 就让我融化
那一滴雨水 演化成我翅膀
向着我爱的人
追吧
--月牙湾 - F.I.R.
10:10:00 AM because I say so
FIONA! Someone sings better than you!
I promised to post this clip of Jiahao and Apple singing with another Jiahao as the pianist at the Butterfly concert sometime back. It's ROFL but I also promised to say
THIS IS REALLY NOT AN INTERESTING VIDEO. DON'T WATCH IT. (by request of Jiahao Gan)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's for laughing at my Happy Birthday song. Herh. Okay bye bye. :)
8:49:00 AM because I say so
THIS IS REALLY NOT AN INTERESTING VIDEO. DON'T WATCH IT. (by request of Jiahao Gan)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's for laughing at my Happy Birthday song. Herh. Okay bye bye. :)
8:49:00 AM because I say so
Sunday, October 14, 2007
NINETEEN MORE DAYS
8 more days to Results Day, 19 more days to WO HEN MANG. :D :D
Laaaaaaa.
I had a weird dream last night about some fan fighting with some printer. And then the fan won and the printer died. And then a cat appeared and the fan ran away. LOL.
Anyway, I owe Weeyang a treat because I PASSED the subject that starts with P which I rock alot in. YES! -still stun even though it's been a week since I knew- And it's thanks to him that I didn't fall asleep at 2pm on the very comfortable bed during My Fight with Mr P. :D
Other than that, life is still about PW PW PW PW. And X Family. And Bleach. And more. I'll blog again when life gets more interesting. Which is uh. UH. Eh. Where's life in the first place.
OH. Life's on 2nd NOVEMBER! :D :D
You better buy the album or I won't be your friend.
X Family! Bye bye. :)
9:57:00 AM because I say so
Laaaaaaa.
I had a weird dream last night about some fan fighting with some printer. And then the fan won and the printer died. And then a cat appeared and the fan ran away. LOL.
Anyway, I owe Weeyang a treat because I PASSED the subject that starts with P which I rock alot in. YES! -still stun even though it's been a week since I knew- And it's thanks to him that I didn't fall asleep at 2pm on the very comfortable bed during My Fight with Mr P. :D
Other than that, life is still about PW PW PW PW. And X Family. And Bleach. And more. I'll blog again when life gets more interesting. Which is uh. UH. Eh. Where's life in the first place.
OH. Life's on 2nd NOVEMBER! :D :D
You better buy the album or I won't be your friend.
X Family! Bye bye. :)
9:57:00 AM because I say so
Saturday, October 13, 2007
OP
Was talking to Jaslyn, Spiky and Weeyang online (I MISS THEM!) and Weeyang said something damn funny about PW OP.
weeyang || ` deceptified simplicity ` .. says:
whatever qn the teacher ask..
weeyang || ` deceptified simplicity ` .. says:
you can link it to anything and everything
weeyang || ` deceptified simplicity ` .. says:
basically you can start off saying.. ytd sandy, my imaginary fren, ask me this question too.. then blah blah blah..
weeyang || ` deceptified simplicity ` .. says:
and tell the teacher say.. you are just crapping, and your crap has got no meaning.. but in the first place the question is meaningless cos' pw is meaningless too, so that's why your ans is meaningless
HAHAHA!
Okay. Today and yesterday and actually tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are PW days. Sian right. But! Today was super funny at Jiaxiang's (YES THE ONE WHO TOP MATHS AND PHYSICS AND CHEM AND ECONS, BASICALLY EVERYTHING) house because of Kevin. HAHAHA. I don't really know what's so funny, and how it all started but Kevin likes sockets that glow. LOL. Ask me for the full story, it's rather long.
Have been sleeping late these few days because eh hey I won't tell you. :D
It's 6 minutes to a new day! :D One day nearer to WO HEN MANG. :)
Actually there's some things I didn't tell you all. But I don't know how to start. And I don't know alot of other things too. Ha.
Kay it's almost 12am that's why I don't feel my brain at all. LOL.
Bye!
11:22:00 PM because I say so
weeyang || ` deceptified simplicity ` .. says:
whatever qn the teacher ask..
weeyang || ` deceptified simplicity ` .. says:
you can link it to anything and everything
weeyang || ` deceptified simplicity ` .. says:
basically you can start off saying.. ytd sandy, my imaginary fren, ask me this question too.. then blah blah blah..
weeyang || ` deceptified simplicity ` .. says:
and tell the teacher say.. you are just crapping, and your crap has got no meaning.. but in the first place the question is meaningless cos' pw is meaningless too, so that's why your ans is meaningless
HAHAHA!
Okay. Today and yesterday and actually tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are PW days. Sian right. But! Today was super funny at Jiaxiang's (YES THE ONE WHO TOP MATHS AND PHYSICS AND CHEM AND ECONS, BASICALLY EVERYTHING) house because of Kevin. HAHAHA. I don't really know what's so funny, and how it all started but Kevin likes sockets that glow. LOL. Ask me for the full story, it's rather long.
Have been sleeping late these few days because eh hey I won't tell you. :D
It's 6 minutes to a new day! :D One day nearer to WO HEN MANG. :)
Actually there's some things I didn't tell you all. But I don't know how to start. And I don't know alot of other things too. Ha.
Kay it's almost 12am that's why I don't feel my brain at all. LOL.
Bye!
11:22:00 PM because I say so
Friday, October 12, 2007
:D
牛仔很忙 - 周杰伦
呜啦啦啦火车笛 随著奔腾的马蹄
小妹妹吹著口琴 夕阳下美了剪影
我用子弹写日记 介绍完了风景
接下来换介绍我自己
我虽然是个牛仔 在酒吧只点牛奶
为什麼不喝啤酒 因为啤酒伤身体
很多人不长眼睛 嚣张都靠武器
赤手空拳就缩成蚂蚁
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
你们一起上 我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了 英雄也累了
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个 一起上好了
正义呼唤我 美女需要我 牛仔很忙的
我啦啦啦骑毛驴 因为马跨不上去
洗澡都洗泡泡浴 因为可以玩玩具
我有颗善良的心 都只穿假牛皮
喔跌倒时尽量不压草皮
枪口它没长眼睛 我曾经答应上帝
除非是万不得已 我尽量射橡皮筋
老板先来杯奶昔 要逃命前请你
顺便喂喂我那只小毛驴
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
你们一起上 我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了 英雄也累了
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个 一起上好了
正义呼唤我 美女需要我 牛仔很忙的
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WHY MUST WAIT UNTIL 2ND NOVEMBER?! :D
:D :D :D :D :D
10:15:00 PM because I say so
呜啦啦啦火车笛 随著奔腾的马蹄
小妹妹吹著口琴 夕阳下美了剪影
我用子弹写日记 介绍完了风景
接下来换介绍我自己
我虽然是个牛仔 在酒吧只点牛奶
为什麼不喝啤酒 因为啤酒伤身体
很多人不长眼睛 嚣张都靠武器
赤手空拳就缩成蚂蚁
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
你们一起上 我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了 英雄也累了
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个 一起上好了
正义呼唤我 美女需要我 牛仔很忙的
我啦啦啦骑毛驴 因为马跨不上去
洗澡都洗泡泡浴 因为可以玩玩具
我有颗善良的心 都只穿假牛皮
喔跌倒时尽量不压草皮
枪口它没长眼睛 我曾经答应上帝
除非是万不得已 我尽量射橡皮筋
老板先来杯奶昔 要逃命前请你
顺便喂喂我那只小毛驴
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
你们一起上 我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了 英雄也累了
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个 一起上好了
正义呼唤我 美女需要我 牛仔很忙的
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WHY MUST WAIT UNTIL 2ND NOVEMBER?! :D
:D :D :D :D :D
10:15:00 PM because I say so
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
牛仔很忙
Sick
I went to see the doctor last night because I came home feeling like I had Jiahao's head on my body (heavy head). And I felt barbequed. AND I coughed until my lungs hurt. HAHA. -.-
But then it was kind of late and the clinic that I usually go to is closed already. So I went another clinic and the doctor prescribed 4 medications which is alot because the other doctor I usually go to usually give me only 2. Anyway, the point is, the medicine he gave me is not working because I still feel barbequed with Jiahao's head on my body.
AND. The medicine he gave me cheat my feelings. You see, he prescribed one bottle of cough syrup (I HATE COUGH SYRUP), pills for fever/headache/pain, pills for flu/running nose, and antibiotic pills. The fever pills and cough syrup are to be taken before meals. And on the cough syrup, the piece of paper says: "Can cause drowsiness" while the one on the fever pills say: "May cause drowsiness".
It's not CAN and MAY lah! It's totally WILL CAUSE DROWSINESS CAN. This morning, I woke up, took the cough syrup and fever medicine, and then had my meehoon breakfast. And there's always beansprouts in the meehoon. So by the time I finish picking out all the beansprouts, I was so drowsy I can't bring myself to eat the meehoon without falling asleep. -.- I had to keep myself awake with all my might to finish one quarter of the meehoon and then I took the other two pills and went to bed.
Woke up at 2pm, felt a little less barbequed but Jiahao's head all the same. I took the fever pills and I coughed out cough syrup. How cute is that. -.- Anyway, then I had fried rice for lunch. And I finished one quarter of the fried rice and the same drowsiness came and I decided those medicine are plain sleeping pills and the doctor aims to make me sleep my sickness away. Lol.
So I went to bed again and woke up at 6pm. And I still feel barbequed with Jiahao's head on my body. Plus, my voice is now so husky when I listen to myself with my eyes closed, I picture a coconut husk. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay why am I laughing at myself. Zzz.
Anyway, like you guessed, I'm feeling damn drowsy right now, again. But I can't possibly keep going to bed like this. I'll die sleeping. Tsk.
Okay nevermind. I'll go watch X family to keep myself awake.
ANYWAY. HAVE YOU HEARD JAY'S NEW SONG NIU ZAI HEN MANG OVER 9.33FM?!?!?! It's totally
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jay is damn zhuai. I like. :D
Okay bye bye.
6:42:00 PM because I say so
But then it was kind of late and the clinic that I usually go to is closed already. So I went another clinic and the doctor prescribed 4 medications which is alot because the other doctor I usually go to usually give me only 2. Anyway, the point is, the medicine he gave me is not working because I still feel barbequed with Jiahao's head on my body.
AND. The medicine he gave me cheat my feelings. You see, he prescribed one bottle of cough syrup (I HATE COUGH SYRUP), pills for fever/headache/pain, pills for flu/running nose, and antibiotic pills. The fever pills and cough syrup are to be taken before meals. And on the cough syrup, the piece of paper says: "Can cause drowsiness" while the one on the fever pills say: "May cause drowsiness".
It's not CAN and MAY lah! It's totally WILL CAUSE DROWSINESS CAN. This morning, I woke up, took the cough syrup and fever medicine, and then had my meehoon breakfast. And there's always beansprouts in the meehoon. So by the time I finish picking out all the beansprouts, I was so drowsy I can't bring myself to eat the meehoon without falling asleep. -.- I had to keep myself awake with all my might to finish one quarter of the meehoon and then I took the other two pills and went to bed.
Woke up at 2pm, felt a little less barbequed but Jiahao's head all the same. I took the fever pills and I coughed out cough syrup. How cute is that. -.- Anyway, then I had fried rice for lunch. And I finished one quarter of the fried rice and the same drowsiness came and I decided those medicine are plain sleeping pills and the doctor aims to make me sleep my sickness away. Lol.
So I went to bed again and woke up at 6pm. And I still feel barbequed with Jiahao's head on my body. Plus, my voice is now so husky when I listen to myself with my eyes closed, I picture a coconut husk. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay why am I laughing at myself. Zzz.
Anyway, like you guessed, I'm feeling damn drowsy right now, again. But I can't possibly keep going to bed like this. I'll die sleeping. Tsk.
Okay nevermind. I'll go watch X family to keep myself awake.
ANYWAY. HAVE YOU HEARD JAY'S NEW SONG NIU ZAI HEN MANG OVER 9.33FM?!?!?! It's totally
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jay is damn zhuai. I like. :D
Okay bye bye.
6:42:00 PM because I say so
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Christmas
I'm blogging.
LIKE DUH.
I thrashed the entry I took 1 hour to type because it's so thrashy I bet you'll kill me if I made you read that.
My life is kind of boring now. So I can't think of anything to blog about.
Oh the other day I was thinking, it's going to be Christmas soon, again. I always liked Christmas. But Singapore's so small it's too packed everywhere when it's Christmas eve. And it doesn't snow. :( Sometimes I wish that the first person to wish me Merry Christmas at 12am will not be through SMS. (You can't send a message at that time, anyway. The person will probably receive your message one hour later.) A christmas greeting via SMS is so not sincere can. Ha.
Previous years, I blogged letters to Santa regarding my Christmas present. (Last year's was to make Haobo disappear. And then I got into the same school as him. So I stopped trusting Santa already.) I won't this year. Not because I'm not that dumb anymore. Okay wait. I've never been dumb. I blogged those entries purely for entertainment sake. Right. Anyway, I was saying, okay forget it, I didn't say anything.
Today I met up with Fiona Thia Muaha to teach her EMaths. And it felt great to know that someone out there sucks more in Maths than I do. Muahaha. I didn't say who. Anyway, Christmas felt really near when I was at Causeway Point with her. I don't know why, it's not like the Christmas decor was up yet. And I felt kind of happy. I don't know why too. I'm always happy during Christmas. -.- Yea.
I like Christmas because... Uh. I think Christmas songs aren't as irritating as Chinese New Year songs. I like Jingle Bells, and Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Actually those are the only two Christmas songs I know. And I like Christmas trees because they're pretty, and the Christmas decor lights at Orchard. And I like red. Uh. And Santa Claus looks so stupid it makes me laugh. HAHAHAHAHA.
-.-
Nevermind. Christmas is more than 2 months away and I'm getting all excited about it. -.- Why am I so weird.
Uh. Bye bye.
10:34:00 PM because I say so
LIKE DUH.
I thrashed the entry I took 1 hour to type because it's so thrashy I bet you'll kill me if I made you read that.
My life is kind of boring now. So I can't think of anything to blog about.
Oh the other day I was thinking, it's going to be Christmas soon, again. I always liked Christmas. But Singapore's so small it's too packed everywhere when it's Christmas eve. And it doesn't snow. :( Sometimes I wish that the first person to wish me Merry Christmas at 12am will not be through SMS. (You can't send a message at that time, anyway. The person will probably receive your message one hour later.) A christmas greeting via SMS is so not sincere can. Ha.
Previous years, I blogged letters to Santa regarding my Christmas present. (Last year's was to make Haobo disappear. And then I got into the same school as him. So I stopped trusting Santa already.) I won't this year. Not because I'm not that dumb anymore. Okay wait. I've never been dumb. I blogged those entries purely for entertainment sake. Right. Anyway, I was saying, okay forget it, I didn't say anything.
Today I met up with Fiona Thia Muaha to teach her EMaths. And it felt great to know that someone out there sucks more in Maths than I do. Muahaha. I didn't say who. Anyway, Christmas felt really near when I was at Causeway Point with her. I don't know why, it's not like the Christmas decor was up yet. And I felt kind of happy. I don't know why too. I'm always happy during Christmas. -.- Yea.
I like Christmas because... Uh. I think Christmas songs aren't as irritating as Chinese New Year songs. I like Jingle Bells, and Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Actually those are the only two Christmas songs I know. And I like Christmas trees because they're pretty, and the Christmas decor lights at Orchard. And I like red. Uh. And Santa Claus looks so stupid it makes me laugh. HAHAHAHAHA.
-.-
Nevermind. Christmas is more than 2 months away and I'm getting all excited about it. -.- Why am I so weird.
Uh. Bye bye.
10:34:00 PM because I say so
Saturday, October 06, 2007
:D
I don't know what to say.
But I've had lots of fun these few days. :)
7:10:00 PM because I say so
But I've had lots of fun these few days. :)
7:10:00 PM because I say so
Monday, October 01, 2007
Bears
You know, if you say 'promo' 10 times fast enough, it sounds really cute. Try it! Sounds cute right? But then, promos is really not that cute. What am I saying, promos is NOT cute at all. Anyway, that thing that sounds cute but is not cute at all and actually I think it is made to sound cute so that we won't hate it so much but even sounding so cute doesn't make a difference because so many people hate it anyway shows that promos is really hateful.
That was a really long sentence, I bet you're really irritated because I know you hate long sentences just like I do but because I love irritating people, I find joy in typing long sentences and then trying to confuse you and finally finally, what, when you finally think this sentence is ending, I've to disappoint you by telling you NO it's not ending because I haven't even come to my point yet, and my point is, tadah, there's no point again. Ey hey.
Okay anyway, that scary thing that sounds cute ended today. Happy Children's Day!
You know, before I took the paper today, I thought of what to blog tonight, and I was sure I'll blog about the gory details of My Fight With Mr Physics. But then guess what! Physics wasn't too bad! No! I'M NOT JOKING THIS TIME ROUND!!!! (stuns) Even I AM STUNNED! Can you believe it?! This time, I'm almost 70% sure I won't get a U! :D And guess what!! I have 80% confidence of getting a S!!!! (Which is 45-50 upon 100. No big deal? Shut up.)
So now, I don't know what to blog about because there's no gory details of My Fight With Mr Physics. And I don't want to bore you with my correct answers (LAUGHS). Mean people like you aren't interested in good things right. When people read newspapers, they won't want to read about how "Nothing Untoward Happens to Man, 52". They want to read "Blood thirsty serial killer escapes after killing, brewing, and eating child". See. Mean people.
Uh.
I can blog about my last three days.
On Friday, uh. There was Chem paper in the morning. Chem paper was so screwed that I'm sure the screw wouldn't come loose. It was that kind of paper that made you feel like eating the whole table after the exam. Nah, just kidding. NJ's tables doesn't even look tasty. No I'm not saying there're tables that look tasty. Just that some tables look kind of. You know. NEVERMIND. Stop giving me that look.
Anyway, everybody went home after Chem ended and Yixin was quite sad because she was feeling high. And I was kind of high, cause I secretly took a bite from the table. NO LAH. It was a Friday what, and there's a weekend to slack. :D So Yixin, Jimmy and I went to have lunch at a very nice place near school called Upper Room! It's a must to go okay. I'll tell you where is it afterwards.
The place's pretty and the seats are comfortable. Plus. The table looks tasty. -.- No. I meant, the tables are lacquered, and it made the tables look tasty. Okay nevermind.
This was my Passionfruit Soda which looked really pretty. And look at the table! It looks like chocolate no?
Jimmy's Marshmallows in Hot Cocoa. :D
Yixin's Alfredo. :D I'm hungry. (No I don't eat tables for dinner. -.-)
Jimmy's bacon spaghetti! That's Jimmy in the background. Remember to say Hi Jimmy when you see her on the streets! Oh, you can't see her face. Too bad then. Try recognizing her by the spaghetti. She carries spaghetti wherever she goes. Really.
My meatball spaghetti! :D :D :D Jimmy insisted the meatballs tasted like coke. It doesn't. It's not the best pasta but it's good enough. :D
Oh. And then there were games to play while waiting for the food to be served, or you can stay around and continue playing if you wish.
The first game we played. It's something like that aeroplane thing but got boring 5 minutes after we played the game. So we played
Yea. This picture's quite artistically taken no? :D
And then we also played Cluedo and Jimmy got very excited over Miss Scarlet. -.-
Yea then we went home, and I switched on the computer and blogged the last entry about a falling table. (What's with tables?)
On Saturday, I woke up and I told myself Physics is there for me to study, and there's nothing I can't do, and that as long as I spend time and effort and brains on it, I'll get it somehow. But then I was lazy to go to Woodlands library. So I messaged chunying and asked if she's coming out to study. And she told me she's studying at home. So I thought, if she can study at home, so can I.
Right.
I went into my room, switched on the air-con, climbed into bed with a stack of Physics notes, my pencil case and my calculator and I read the Learning Objectives of Superposition and I fell asleep.
...
I woke up at 7pm and I thought, what the hell,how could I have fallen asleep the 7pm show is starting already! -.- So I went to watch the 7pm to 9pm show on Channel 8 which is a really nice show. :D Anyway, at 9pm, I decided I've to be harsh on myself so I took a cup of Teh-si and I attacked Physics again. Neither sisters were coming home that night so I actually actually actually intended to mug overnight in my room.
Night 1 of My Struggle With Physics:
I didn't pose the two teddy bears. Sometimes they freak me out because they always seem to be looking at me. Okay nevermind. I won't freak you out too.
I started with one of the first few chapters Errors and Uncertainties and after I understood and could do the questions, I was quite proud of myself because EY HEY WHO SAY I CAN'T DO PHYSICS. (What I forgot is, that's the basics of the basics I'm talking about and while I'm yaya-ing away, 90% of the people who take the same subject as me may already know everything about Errors and Uncertainties in January.)
After going through Vectors and Scalars and breezing through them, I became even more yaya and high.
Then. It was Kinematics.
That was when I realise my Physics is still stuck at the German standard. Note: The Tarepanda has overturned. -.- So before I got demoralised, I tried to do something which I thought I'm rather good in, DC Circuits.
But it didn't work. :(
Okay then I fell asleep. -.- At 2am. WOAH. :O
I woke up on Sunday among Kinematics and Physics Jiu Yang Zhen Jing. -.- And then I went back to Physics at 2pm.
Day 2 of My Struggle With Physics:
I really really tried willing myself not to sleep. But then at 2pm, my bed looks like this
Which is impossible to resist. So I decided to take a short afternoon nap. But as I was falling asleep, Weeyang the great messaged me to urge me on the fight against Physics. And I replied telling him I was about to go to sleep. He replied with some more inspiring words and told me to top Physics in NJ. I replied "Yea sure. I WILL TOP PHYSICS IN NJ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Joke.
But then I didn't go back to sleep. I resisted the temptation to fall asleep and willed myself to study Physics.
I don't know when they got into this posture but it looked like he is telling her how much my Physics suck and how there's no hope no matter how much I study. Ironically, the bottom right hand corner of that picture is some spastic panda with the words Let's Go! on my pencil case. -.-
And so I took interest in that two bears and here, I present to you The Adventure of Sandy and Ali. (Note: Sandy and Ali are the same person. My imaginary friend is schizo.)
The characters are (from left): Ali, Sandy, Sandy's imaginary friend whom we can't see and more. Creepy.
This is a story about two bears who live in the land of Dynamics. Ali and Sandy have lived in the land of Dynamics for many many many many years, so many that I lost count. But they don't understand anything about their land at all.
So one day they decided to lie face down on their land so that something Dynamics will get into them.
Unfortunately, they still failed.
Ali, being extremely depressed, decided to end his life.
Sandy was super shocked when she saw that Ali was going to end his life.
While trying to save Ali, Sandy and Ali both fell to death.
The end.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You must really be a retard to spend time reading that. HAHAHA.
Okay this entry is too long. I'll blog shorter next time.
Bye bye.
PS: Upper Room moved to a new location today. So the new place may not be as nice as it is anymore. Haha. So I was joking when I say it's a must go. Ey hey. :)
7:20:00 PM because I say so
That was a really long sentence, I bet you're really irritated because I know you hate long sentences just like I do but because I love irritating people, I find joy in typing long sentences and then trying to confuse you and finally finally, what, when you finally think this sentence is ending, I've to disappoint you by telling you NO it's not ending because I haven't even come to my point yet, and my point is, tadah, there's no point again. Ey hey.
Okay anyway, that scary thing that sounds cute ended today. Happy Children's Day!
You know, before I took the paper today, I thought of what to blog tonight, and I was sure I'll blog about the gory details of My Fight With Mr Physics. But then guess what! Physics wasn't too bad! No! I'M NOT JOKING THIS TIME ROUND!!!! (stuns) Even I AM STUNNED! Can you believe it?! This time, I'm almost 70% sure I won't get a U! :D And guess what!! I have 80% confidence of getting a S!!!! (Which is 45-50 upon 100. No big deal? Shut up.)
So now, I don't know what to blog about because there's no gory details of My Fight With Mr Physics. And I don't want to bore you with my correct answers (LAUGHS). Mean people like you aren't interested in good things right. When people read newspapers, they won't want to read about how "Nothing Untoward Happens to Man, 52". They want to read "Blood thirsty serial killer escapes after killing, brewing, and eating child". See. Mean people.
Uh.
I can blog about my last three days.
On Friday, uh. There was Chem paper in the morning. Chem paper was so screwed that I'm sure the screw wouldn't come loose. It was that kind of paper that made you feel like eating the whole table after the exam. Nah, just kidding. NJ's tables doesn't even look tasty. No I'm not saying there're tables that look tasty. Just that some tables look kind of. You know. NEVERMIND. Stop giving me that look.
Anyway, everybody went home after Chem ended and Yixin was quite sad because she was feeling high. And I was kind of high, cause I secretly took a bite from the table. NO LAH. It was a Friday what, and there's a weekend to slack. :D So Yixin, Jimmy and I went to have lunch at a very nice place near school called Upper Room! It's a must to go okay. I'll tell you where is it afterwards.
The place's pretty and the seats are comfortable. Plus. The table looks tasty. -.- No. I meant, the tables are lacquered, and it made the tables look tasty. Okay nevermind.
This was my Passionfruit Soda which looked really pretty. And look at the table! It looks like chocolate no?
Jimmy's Marshmallows in Hot Cocoa. :D
Yixin's Alfredo. :D I'm hungry. (No I don't eat tables for dinner. -.-)
Jimmy's bacon spaghetti! That's Jimmy in the background. Remember to say Hi Jimmy when you see her on the streets! Oh, you can't see her face. Too bad then. Try recognizing her by the spaghetti. She carries spaghetti wherever she goes. Really.
My meatball spaghetti! :D :D :D Jimmy insisted the meatballs tasted like coke. It doesn't. It's not the best pasta but it's good enough. :D
Oh. And then there were games to play while waiting for the food to be served, or you can stay around and continue playing if you wish.
The first game we played. It's something like that aeroplane thing but got boring 5 minutes after we played the game. So we played
Yea. This picture's quite artistically taken no? :D
And then we also played Cluedo and Jimmy got very excited over Miss Scarlet. -.-
Yea then we went home, and I switched on the computer and blogged the last entry about a falling table. (What's with tables?)
On Saturday, I woke up and I told myself Physics is there for me to study, and there's nothing I can't do, and that as long as I spend time and effort and brains on it, I'll get it somehow. But then I was lazy to go to Woodlands library. So I messaged chunying and asked if she's coming out to study. And she told me she's studying at home. So I thought, if she can study at home, so can I.
Right.
I went into my room, switched on the air-con, climbed into bed with a stack of Physics notes, my pencil case and my calculator and I read the Learning Objectives of Superposition and I fell asleep.
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I woke up at 7pm and I thought, what the hell,
Night 1 of My Struggle With Physics:
I didn't pose the two teddy bears. Sometimes they freak me out because they always seem to be looking at me. Okay nevermind. I won't freak you out too.
I started with one of the first few chapters Errors and Uncertainties and after I understood and could do the questions, I was quite proud of myself because EY HEY WHO SAY I CAN'T DO PHYSICS. (What I forgot is, that's the basics of the basics I'm talking about and while I'm yaya-ing away, 90% of the people who take the same subject as me may already know everything about Errors and Uncertainties in January.)
After going through Vectors and Scalars and breezing through them, I became even more yaya and high.
Then. It was Kinematics.
That was when I realise my Physics is still stuck at the German standard. Note: The Tarepanda has overturned. -.- So before I got demoralised, I tried to do something which I thought I'm rather good in, DC Circuits.
But it didn't work. :(
Okay then I fell asleep. -.- At 2am. WOAH. :O
I woke up on Sunday among Kinematics and Physics Jiu Yang Zhen Jing. -.- And then I went back to Physics at 2pm.
Day 2 of My Struggle With Physics:
I really really tried willing myself not to sleep. But then at 2pm, my bed looks like this
Which is impossible to resist. So I decided to take a short afternoon nap. But as I was falling asleep, Weeyang the great messaged me to urge me on the fight against Physics. And I replied telling him I was about to go to sleep. He replied with some more inspiring words and told me to top Physics in NJ. I replied "Yea sure. I WILL TOP PHYSICS IN NJ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Joke.
But then I didn't go back to sleep. I resisted the temptation to fall asleep and willed myself to study Physics.
I don't know when they got into this posture but it looked like he is telling her how much my Physics suck and how there's no hope no matter how much I study. Ironically, the bottom right hand corner of that picture is some spastic panda with the words Let's Go! on my pencil case. -.-
And so I took interest in that two bears and here, I present to you The Adventure of Sandy and Ali. (Note: Sandy and Ali are the same person. My imaginary friend is schizo.)
The characters are (from left): Ali, Sandy, Sandy's imaginary friend whom we can't see and more. Creepy.
This is a story about two bears who live in the land of Dynamics. Ali and Sandy have lived in the land of Dynamics for many many many many years, so many that I lost count. But they don't understand anything about their land at all.
So one day they decided to lie face down on their land so that something Dynamics will get into them.
Unfortunately, they still failed.
Ali, being extremely depressed, decided to end his life.
Sandy was super shocked when she saw that Ali was going to end his life.
While trying to save Ali, Sandy and Ali both fell to death.
The end.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You must really be a retard to spend time reading that. HAHAHA.
Okay this entry is too long. I'll blog shorter next time.
Bye bye.
PS: Upper Room moved to a new location today. So the new place may not be as nice as it is anymore. Haha. So I was joking when I say it's a must go. Ey hey. :)
7:20:00 PM because I say so