江语晨 - 晴天娃娃

曲:周杰伦 词:周杰伦

门外的桂花香
飘进我的书桌前
我知道该起床
妈再给我两分钟

拉开了窗帘
怎麼是下雨天

把吐司咬碎碎
餵我的狗叫MIKAI
哥哥说你猜猜
今天为什麼下雨

原来MIKAI把晴天娃娃吃了

我讨厌下雨天
亲爱的你快出现
不然我
就告诉妈咪你偷牵我的手

我喜欢夏天
你穿背心的感觉
每天 都想黏
都很甜

我讨厌下雨天
亲爱的你快出现
不然我
就告诉妈咪你偷牵我的手

我喜欢夏天
你穿背心的感觉
每天 都想黏
都很甜

把吐司咬碎碎
餵我的狗叫MIKAI
哥哥说你猜猜
今天为什麼下雨

原来MIKAI把晴天娃娃吃了

我讨厌下雨天
亲爱的你快出现
不然我
就告诉妈咪你偷牵我的手

我喜欢夏天
你穿背心的感觉
每天 都想黏
都很甜

我讨厌下雨天
亲爱的你快出现
不然我
就告诉妈咪你偷牵我的手

我喜欢夏天
你穿背心的感觉
每天 都想黏
都很甜

我讨厌下雨天
亲爱的你快出现
不然我
就告诉妈咪你偷牵我的手

我喜欢夏天
你穿背心的感觉
每天 都想黏
都很甜

Whole day rain today makes me feel like an elderly. Left knee ache so much I suspect I've got rheumatism. ._. And it's so cold I've to wear polo tee at home to keep warm. The floor's like ice and I don't even want to think about who's going to help me off the air con in the middle of the night since neither sisters are coming home tonight.

No, I cannot don't on the air con because it's too quiet to sleep. -.- And I can't on the fan too because it's too noisy. But then again, I'm so tired and sleepy I doubt I'll even notice the cold. Been sleeping at 10plus, 11 for the last four days and I woke up today with a headache so headachy it feels like Mayday's jamming in my head. And I asked myself if I got drunk last night (I don't drink, I'm as good a kid as Tianfeng is).

Serious. It's so bad I felt like taking some 2104 Panadol and kill myself straight. But I didn't because it's stupid to kill yourself over headaches. AND I'm not stupid. Besides, 2104 Panadol will cost alot. Why not take something cheaper, like detergent or a bar of soap? It doesn't cost as much, and it saves the trouble of finding 2104 Panadol tablets to swallow.

I don't get why people who commit sucide seek such sophiscated methods to kill themselves. Firstly, I can't stand people who jump off buildings. Yea, that's not sophiscated. The only thing you have to do is take the lift (you don't even have to climb stairs, how easy is that), find a windy place, feel some last wind, look down, get scared, close eyes, and then jump. BUT can you imagine how troublesome you are to people clearing up the mess, aka YOU. It's disgusting and totally inconsiderate can. Imagine some little kid who's suay enough to walk past when you jump, YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATISING THAT IT.

Next is hanging. My god, why do you want to look like that when you die, GIVEN THE CHOICE?! Your eyeballs bulge and your tongue hang loose from your mouth. PLUS, if you hang yourself at home, do you know how big a scare you're giving to your family when they open the door to ask you out for breakfast and they see a swinging thing with bulging eyes and hanging tongue?! That kind of image stays in minds forever you know. And you're already dead, or are going to die, so might as well save this sort of pain from your family. Common sense, right.

And any other forms of sucide are all stupid. Jumping into the sea is VERY inconsiderate because one day your body will float, and fishes will feed on your decomposing body. You alone will cause sea poisoning, WATER POLLUTION and potential scaring of suay people. Which are all negative externalities. So, if you want to die, the best way is to kill yourself silently by suffocation. Just hold your breath until you die, how difficult is that?

Okay nevermind. Why did I even start talking about that? ._.

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Bye! :D

6:35:00 PM because I say so