周杰伦 - 不能说的秘密

冷咖啡离开了杯垫
我忍住的情绪在很后面

拼命想挽回的从前
在我脸上依旧清晰可见

最美的不是下雨天
是曾与你躲过雨的屋檐

回忆的画面
在荡着秋千
梦开始不甜

你说把爱渐渐
放下会走更远
又何必去改变
你走过的世界

你用你的指尖
阻止我说再见
想象你在身边
在完全失去之前

你说把爱渐渐
放下会走更远
或许命运的签
只让我们遇见

只让我们相恋
这一季的秋天
飘落后才发现
这幸福的碎片
要我怎么捡

冷咖啡离开了杯垫
我忍住的情绪在很后面

拼命想挽回的从前
在我脸上依旧清晰可见

最美的不是下雨天
是曾与你躲过雨的屋檐

回忆的画面
在荡着秋千
梦开始不甜

你说把爱渐渐
放下会走更远
又何必去改变
你走过的世界

你用你的指尖
阻止我说再见
想象你在身边
在完全失去之前

你说把爱渐渐
放下会走更远
或许命运的签
只让我们遇见

只让我们相恋
这一季的秋天
飘落后才发现
这幸福的碎片
要我怎么捡

9:28:00 PM because I say so

I was so upset this morning because I thought I missed Spongebob's 10am show. At 10am today, I was still at Vista Point eating youtiao. I only remembered about Spongebob when I saw Doraemon playing on Channel8 on the food court's TV. And then I freaked out because I just bought my food and I won't finish and reach home in 10 minutes time.

So I thought of getting someone to change the channel on the TV when it's 10am. But then I won't hear anything from the TV, and Spongebob has no subtitles. :( I came home feeling really sad that I've missed 15 minutes of Spongebob. Lol. But then I realise no! Spongebob's shown on Sundays, not Saturdays! :D :D :D

Ah. Got to go. :)

Watch One Litre Of Tears! Asou is cute! :D

11:06:00 AM because I say so

Speech Day today.

I feel really tired although I just sat there, looking at the people going onstage and wondering why I got an A2 for AMaths and how I will be wearing the red tie if I got 7. Ha. Nah, I've enough imagination to imagine myself getting 7 and be onstage with the bright red tie. :D

Oh, and after I came home today, and after I bathed and on the computer and after I looked at the time and slapped myself for oning the computer when I should be sleeping. And after I sat down and came to the Blogger page and after I typed "Speech Day today", I realise how much my ankle hurts from all the jumping and running around today.

Talking to Jiahao on MSN makes me feel smart. Haha.

J: "Why Ichigo's and Renji's bankai so much smoke, but Byakuya's one don't have."

M: "Ichigo is to make effect, cause he first bankai that time people eager to see what it'll look like. So they smoke it to create suspense."

J: "Renji?"

M: "Renji copied Ichigo. Cause he thought people interested in his bankai."

J: "Then Byakuya?"

M: "He likes to keep things simple."

J: "But he's so deep."

M: "Probably he doesn't know how to pump smoke."

J: "Or maybe he has asthma."

M: "Or maybe he hates smokers. Explains why he hates Renji's bankai so much."

Hahahahahahaha.

Actually.

Nothing much actually. Almost 12am. I've to run to the clock and then gasp in disbelief when nothing changed back to the pumpkin and then laugh at myself for the 21937th time (I've repeated this joke many, many times already) because I'm not Cinderella.

Common tests are over. I feel really tired. Ankle HURTS. Tsk. I've both rooms to myself though. No one's coming home tonight again. Yay, don't have to climb bed. :)

Yawns.

Bye bye.

11:10:00 PM because I say so

I dreamt of Bu Neng Shuo De Mi Mi MV last night. -.- Watched it so many times I think I can't get it off my head now. Lol.

It's TERM 3 ALREADY!! :D Jay's album always come up in Term 3. :D :D :D Let's start guessing what's his new album name. You know, for the last album I guessed December Chopin and Weilong said that's such a song2 name. AND HE SAID the album name should be something like Always November Chopin or Ey hey it's still November Chopin. STILL NOVEMBER CHOPIN leh. He almost guessed it.

Okay. gillian just called and I've to go now. At what?! 9.30am LEH!!! AH. Aha. I'm meeting my gay. :D :D

Reply tags another time.

AND I LOVE JAY. :D Asou is still cute. But Jay is still the cutest. Ha. Maybe that's his new album name. Still the cutest. :D

:)

9:21:00 AM because I say so

JAY. :D :D :D :D :D :D

I CAN'T WAIT FOR MOVIE. AND CONCERT. :D

10:24:00 AM because I say so

Physics is still Physics. I didn't fall off the cliff and get a new tip of the head.

I had the last 45 minutes of the test to think of what to write for the blanks. Then gave up and play Falldown on Aaron's calculator.

So. I don't really feel like laughing at myself today. Paper was saddening but I'm not sad. -.- Feel kind of tired.

My answers were still weird. Talk about them another day perhaps.

On a happier note, met up with chunying and gillian today at Woodlands! :D It's fun even when we're standing around and doing nothing. Twister fries LOL. Haha.

Random short post. The word Random reminds me how I screwed the question about random error and precision error. Ah who cares.

SLEEP! :D

7:58:00 PM because I say so

3 hour Maths paper killed half the brain and another 3 hour Chem paper killed the other half. And I'm supposed to take Physics tomorrow with this same brain.

... I can hear you saying "Not that it'll make any difference whether or not you have your brain with you when you take Physics." Fine. But I choose to believe that some accident will occur tomorrow. Like how Patrick fell off the cliff and got the tip of his head chipped off, and then Spongebob helped him pick it up but pick the wrong one and gave it to him. And then a miracle shined on Patrick and all the cobwebs around the gears in his head got cleared up and he turned into a shining nerd. So much so that he stopped jelly fishing. HAHA.

I think watching Spongebob is the happiest thing you can do on a Sunday. Watch it alright. It'll make you a much happier person. It's on Central every Sunday at 10am. :D

Anyway.

I was tempted to draw the square root thing on the Maths paper (the one with the hanging person HAHA) but there weren't any long long square root question. I used a fresh piece of paper for each new question, like what Mdm Wong always told us to do, and I used 9 out of the 10 pieces given. And there are 11 questions. :) So at least I only skipped two. Oh no, I just remembered 1 out of the 9 was used drawing Chan Mei Yoke (my ice cream Maths teacher). And another 1 had only the question number written. AH.

Aiyah, I counted the number of marks I can possibly get when I realise there's still too much time; I've done all I could. And I realise I attempted 45/100marks worth of questions. And that's including those weird answers that read 0.00009928 when I know the answer cannot be less than 1. Yea. If I pass, it means I subconciously did two papers and they added up the scores.

As for Chemistry, I may pass if I pray hard enough. But I don't pray. That's the problem.

Neh mind. ONE MORE PAPER TO FREEDOM. I end at 11plus in the morning tomorrow. :D :D :D

Today during Chemistry paper, the teacher sat right in front of me. When I looked up, he was smiling at my paper. On my paper was some random question asking what sort of reaction it is. After the test I found out the answer is disproportionate reaction. I wrote something like "It's a reaction between the gas and the liquid. The liquid dissolves the gas and you get another gas."

...

"Au + HNO3 ---> H2 + NO + ...=)"

........

Talking about exams make my blog depressing. I should talk about something more cheery.

Oh, on my way home just now, I saw two cats fighting at the void deck. They must have fought for a long time because there actually is a group of people watching them fight. -.- And then one of the cats won the fight, and it stepped over the other cat which is lying on the ground and raised two of its legs, the way wrestlers in WWF do when they win a wrestling match.

And then someone came over and presented it a medal. And another someone took a triumphant picture of it.

Okay I made everything up. Why did you bother to read it? Huh? HUH?

Uh. I think the entry tomorrow will be funnier. Because it's Physics tomorrow. Anything can happen in my Physics paper. Like the light that takes 9s to travel a distance of 20m. And the driver who travelled back in time, taking -8.4 hours to travel from A to B. And the lifting weights that weigh 7.5g. Yea. My Physics rock. It can do what you all can't.

:)

7:46:00 PM because I say so

Day 1 out of 4 (actually it's 3, since the last day's Physics SPA) of common tests and I feel like tearing my head apart because of the headache that came 2 hours into GP paper. And Panadol ran away so I'm trying to curb the headache with orange juice. As in, drink it, not apply it to the forehead, LAH. Not very useful. Nobody said orange juice can cure headache anyway, I made that up myself. I just happen to have orange juice around.

Anyway, I realise something real cool today. Yes, it's about common tests. My tests are scheduled according to my ability to pass them! So cool right! It goes Econs, GP, Maths, Chemistry and finally Physics! Ha!! Actually there's nothing really cool about that, it just reminds me how bad tomorrow will be. But NO! I'll be motivated to do something about Physics so that I will surprise myself with its better-than-Chemistry-or-Maths results. (RIGHT.)

Konayuki is those kind of song that sticks to your head like super super glue after you watch the drama. And I can't stop listening to it. And even when I'm not listening to it, the song keeps playing in my head. (And I get reminded for the 21974th how cute Asou is.) So during GP essay writing today I wrote "assets" as "asou" and "as" as "asou" many many times. Haaaa. And each time I blanko away "asou" I smile to myself because he's cute.

-.-

Heng I sit last row in the LT and the teachers only sit at the front. But I smiled to myself so many times they probably saw it anyway.

And LOOK AT THIS MAN. It made me laugh despite this headache that wouldn't go away no matter how much orange juice I feed myself.



OMG SO FREAKING CUTE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'll do that for Maths tomorrow! Nah, just joking.



Question says: How would you verify that the mutants identified by phenotype in your screen are true loss of function jaw-D mutations? [2 marks]

HAHAHA. And the teacher drew a supposedly artistic cross. LOL. But why spend so much time on a 2 marks question?! Okay lah, I understand when you finish a paper in 2 minutes. Yea man, I understand. :'(



LOL.



Haha. Old joke.



"no. there is an elephant in the way." LOL LOL LOL. That's so Jiaming and his bird. LOVVVL.

I think the first picture is still the cutest. Hahahaha.

On Sunday I told myself I'll mug for Chemistry and Maths during the long break in between papers today. (I tried, really. I read about two pages of Reaction Kinetics and felt the cover of Maths TYS.) After GP, I told myself I'll mug for Chemistry and Maths when I come home. After I come home, I tell myself, screw the headache, I'm going to sleep early.

And so, once I've decided on something, nothing will change my mind. (Past decisions that conflict with latest decision don't count. I know that's as good as changing my mind, but I love self delusion to bits. :D) SO. To hell with Functions. (YES CHUNYING. MY GRAPHIC CALCULATOR SKILLS STILL SUCK.) Neh mind, at least I can do AP/GP and Summation. Maybe I can pass.

I think this post sounds stressful. Ah I'm stressed. Okay maybe not. I don't know. Will you know it when you're stressed?

Oh, I was writing GP essay today and a part of my brain was screaming for me to stop thinking because it's tired from thinking about questions like "Who controls censorship" and "Who controls who controls censorship" and "So who is the overall controller" and "Isn't controller the thing you use when you play XBOX" and "Oh so what was our revenue for i@fun the other time at Innova?" and "I wonder if the dickface's still teaching" and "Who controls the brain?" and "If I control my brain, then who controls me?" and "If my brain controls me and I control my brain, who controls more over the other?" and "So how can I can control my brain to control myself when I need the brain to control myself before I can control the brain?"

SO YAH. Now you understand how come I get the headache. It's like the chicken or egg comes first thing, except this one is much more headachy.

And then during the long long longggggggg GP paper that never seems to end, I had the urge to tear my papers into shreds and then scream and scream and then when the teacher comes over, I give a big big smile and shout GOTCHA.

-.-

Headache's making me a little abnormal. Ahhhhh.

Or maybe it's because I drank too much milk. I feel drunk.

Eh! Long entry seh. Okay then. Bye bye!

Tags >>

naomi > I don't know who Asou really is. He's just Asou and ASOU IS SO CUTE!!! :D :D

emma > Haha how come I hardly remember anything already? What's Texas Holdem anyway? MUST Mahjong after common tests!!! :D Asou is cute!

aaron > You licked your elbow twice. Maybe there's another you in you. Oh so maybe he controls your brain and you control his. But you'll need your brain so that you can control his brain. So he'll be controlling the brain that controls you to control his brain. Ah. Nevermind. I want my calculator back! Asou is cute!

laimeng > I KNOW WHY YOUR BLOG SONG IS DA SHOU LA XIAO SHOU ALREADY. Hahahaha! It's actually DA (GE) Shou La XIAO (DI) Shou. Oh my. Such cute hidden meaning! Asou is cute!

crazycrab > Because this is syndicate74 so it only has syndicate74 archives. Link this one lah. The past doesn't matter! The present and future matters more! -.- Good luck for your cts too! And One Litre of Tears rocks like mountains! (I don't know what I'm saying already but nevermind.) Asou is cute!

Asou's really cute. :D

7:35:00 PM because I say so

Bleach 130 has no Ichigo. :(

Final countdown to common tests! :D

9:25:00 AM because I say so

I think I'm getting Post-Watching-One-Litre-Of-Tears syndrome. Sokmui got it to, evidence from her blog. Asou's damn cute alright. I want a boyfriend like that too.

Ahhhhhhhhh. It's too sad for an idiot like me to take it. :(

Mugged with Hanhui at Woodlands library today but it wasn't really productive because he can't stop telling me about his jewel (HAHA). And I took one hour and twenty minutes to do two pages of Physics TYS. MCQ. MCQ. And it's not even some chim things like Oscillations or Circular Motion. IT WAS MEASUREMENTS.

And there were 7 questions within that two pages which answers I got wrong. If I can pass Physics, I'll treat whoever that asks for it lunch. So anyway, I got fed up so I went downstairs to find Sokmui and stared at her Geography which I missed so much. And listened to how she said "Literature don't need to study at all." and start wondering for the 2017402741897th why I took Science instead of Arts.

Anyway, take a look at this:

1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world’s largest zipper manufacturer.

2. 40 percent of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

3. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

4. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
!!! Maybe you aren't your parents' child. Ha!

5. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

6. Ketchup was sold in the 1830’s as a medicine.

7. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

8. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

9. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

10. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.

11. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.

12. The original name for the butterfly was “flutterby”!

13. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand.

14. Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.

15. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

16. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

19. Adolf Hitler’s mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

20. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

21. To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

22. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
I TAKE LESS THAN THAT!

23. The “pound” (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.

24. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

25. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

26. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

27. Dreamt” is the only word in the English language that ends in “mt”.

28. It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

29. In Chinese, the KFC slogan “finger lickin’ good” comes out as “eat your fingers off”.

30. A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.

31. We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.

32. Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.

33. Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.

34. Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.

35. Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.

36. When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying “yes” in Sri Lanka.

37. There are more chickens than people in the world.

38. The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

39. There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.

40. The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.

41. The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three times each morning.

42. The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.

43. The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.

44. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

45. The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

46. Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears never stop growing.

47. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

48. A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.

49. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

50. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

51. When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.

52. Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife or mother because they were both deaf.

53. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally retarded

54. “I am.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

55. Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command “go hang Yourself.”

56. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.

57. “Bookkeeper” is the only word in English language with three consecutive double letters.

58. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

59. The sentence “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.

60. If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

61. China has more English speakers than the United States.

62. Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

63. Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.

64. An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.

65. Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies.

66. Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime.

67. According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.

68. The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.

69. If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at approximately 4:30pm the previous day.

70. Scientists in Australia’s Parkes Observatory thought they had positive proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a microwave in the building.

71. Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.

72. More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.

73. Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.

74. Coca-Cola was originally green.

75. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

76. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they ,start with.

77. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

78. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

79. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

80. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

81. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

82. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your, heart stops for a millisecond.

83. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

84. The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

85. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

86. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

87. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

88. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

89. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

90. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

91. The only food that doesn't spoil is honey.

92. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

93. A snail can sleep for three years.

94. All polar bears are left handed.

95. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

96. Butterflies taste with their feet.

97. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

98. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

99. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

100. Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.

101. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

102. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

103. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

104. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

105. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

106. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

107. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

108. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

:D

If you finished reading all 108 lines, the opportunity cost is the possible better understanding of your schoolwork, that you would have gained if you had better spent your time by mugging. I didn't try to lick my elbow though, did you?

Ah. Weeyang reminded me it's less than 25 hours to Monday. Aha. Don't care. :D

And Asou is cute! :D

-.-

Alright. Bye bye.

10:45:00 PM because I say so

Final TWO days to common tests! I can't wait! :D

No, actually I can wait. Uh, no. Actually I can't wait. For enrichment week. HAHA.

So today, because I'm not strong and determined and I didn't leave home to study, I was defeated by the com, the bed, the piling DVDs to watch. Each time I look at that big square table with the big red ring file with all the notes filed in, I feel kind of guilty. And then Sandy runs along and shouts in my ear, "COME ON STUDY. DO YOU WANT TO GET SINGLE DIGITS?!"

But then.

10pm and because I slept too much during the afternoon nap, I can't get to sleep. Yah, can't get to sleep. Why, very big deal arh.

So maybe I should be spending this time to mug my lungs out.

But then.

Uh. 10pm already, lah. I think even saying the word Dynamics 20 times will make me sleepy. So, tomorrow then. :)

It's not that I'm procrastinating okay. Because the word "procrastinate" suggest that you'll eventually do it. HAHA. Nah. It's just, my primary school motto nagging at me. It says "Now or Never". And I choose Never. Which may not be that bad a thing afterall. Like that maybe I won't get so disappointed when I fail like shit. (Yea yea, Weeyang is going to start on the WHERE HAS YOUR POSITIVE MINDSET GONE?!)

Motivation MIA. Motivation to find motivation MIA. Motivation to find motivation to find motivation MIA. And so on.

I think I'll start feeling scared about the tests during enrichment week. It happened for O's too. I felt nervous about the exam during Christmas. And I can't remember what I did for Christmas last year already. What huh? Play Mahjong at Sokmui's house? Uhhhh, no that was two years ago.

See, I was so nervous that I can't even remember what I did. I'll go back lonehearter and read Christmas entry then.

Oh. We cooked dinner at Layjia's house on 24th and did we count down? Ahh, I really can't remember. Dec25th entry was about Club Penguin.

The house's asleep and I feel weird still being awake and online. Brother and sisters messaged me one after another to tell me they aren't coming home tonight and got me to write a note for my mother so that she doesn't think they're sleeping in the rooms and got breakfast for them. Lol.

Enjoy your last two days! :D

Milk, then bed! :D

9:53:00 PM because I say so

This morning I woke up and I got a huge shock.

Most probably because I cried too much yesterday (yes, it's the most I ever cried, I didn't even cry at my grandmother's funeral), I've got triple, no, quadruple eyelids. -.- Lol.

I vaguely remember Priscilla counting how many eyelids I have everyday in school back in Sec2. But this is ridiculous can. I can even feel the weight of my eyelids (literally, not because I'm sleepy). And why will people want double eyelids anyway?! I've got quadruple now, I give away lah, can?

-.-

Oh, and I said I'll post the MSN conversation between me and Jiajian that made me LOVVVVVL. Haha. He's what, Sec1 this year already? TIME DOES FLY CAN. The last time I saw him he was still this incredibly irritating P5 or P6 kid. Haaaaaaaa.

- MG STOP CRYING OR WOODLANDS WILL DROWN. CRY AT YISHUN IF U WANNA. says:

lol

- MG STOP CRYING OR WOODLANDS WILL DROWN. CRY AT YISHUN IF U WANNA. says:

hi

- MG STOP CRYING OR WOODLANDS WILL DROWN. CRY AT YISHUN IF U WANNA. says:

i m jiajian

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

hi shortie

- MG STOP CRYING OR WOODLANDS WILL DROWN. CRY AT YISHUN IF U WANNA. says:

uh hum

- MG STOP CRYING OR WOODLANDS WILL DROWN. CRY AT YISHUN IF U WANNA. says:

wann die ar

- MG STOP CRYING OR WOODLANDS WILL DROWN. CRY AT YISHUN IF U WANNA. says:

watch one litre of tears le ar

- MG STOP CRYING OR WOODLANDS WILL DROWN. CRY AT YISHUN IF U WANNA. says:

nice rite

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

nice

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

and change your nick for your brother

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

write something like

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

Jiahao is stupid

- MG STOP CRYING OR WOODLANDS WILL DROWN. CRY AT YISHUN IF U WANNA. says:

wait ar

- MG STOP CRYING OR WOODLANDS WILL DROWN. CRY AT YISHUN IF U WANNA. says:

shh

- Jiahao is stupid says:

done

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

great

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

change the personal message too

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

change it to Jiahao is so stupid even the personal message says so

- Jiahao is stupid says:

dun WAN

- Jiahao is stupid says:

ltr he kill me

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

copy and paste it somewhere first lah

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

bleaCher `` senbonzakurakageyoshi ```` mikotominagi ``` kashitilostmystamina ` ihavetocompress6monthsworthinto7dayswtf ```

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

see

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

it's here

- Jiahao is stupid says:

bleaCher `` senbonzakurakageyoshi ```` mikotominagi ``` kashitilostmystamina ` ihavetocompress6monthsworthinto7dayswtf ``` [[

- Jiahao is stupid says:

ok

- Jiahao is stupid says:

done

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

okay now ask him over

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

hahahaa

- Jiahao is stupid says:

wait

- Jiahao is stupid says:

he busy

- Jiahao is stupid says:

lol

- Jiahao is stupid says:

i tell him meigui ask me do one

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

shout something is wrong with the com

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

the nick changed itself

- Jiahao is stupid says:

oo

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

tell him there's a Nick changing monster in the com

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

tell him to call 995

- Jiahao is stupid says:

wad if he sees this convo

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

then

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

TOO BAD

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

and i'm not meigui

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

wrong person you dumb

- Jiahao is stupid says:

fake

- Jiahao is stupid says:

onli meigui calls me shortie

- Jiahao is stupid says:

=.=

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

who says so

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

you're so short the whole world calls you shortie

- Jiahao is stupid says:

then u are rachabatuni chaitanya lor

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

you spelt it wrongly

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

and it's bad to make fun of someone who's leaving

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

it's worse to be racist

- Jiahao is stupid says:

u tok cok

- Jiahao is stupid says:

u are MEIGUI

- Jiahao is stupid says:

cannot trick me

- Jiahao is stupid says:

ur email address says so

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

this email add is so widely used

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

shorties won't know it

- Jiahao is stupid says:

meigui

- Jiahao is stupid says:

meigui

- Jiahao is stupid says:

meigui

- Jiahao is stupid says:

rose

- Jiahao is stupid says:

rose

- Jiahao is stupid says:

meigui

- Jiahao is stupid says:

I NOE IS U LA

- Jiahao is stupid says:

MY BRO SAY LIAO

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

so he saw his nick?

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

give him a surprise

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

tell him the Nick Changing Monster killed himself

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

and now there's no way to change the nick

- Jiahao is stupid says:

タいあきずっせねいががタゾデパヒ

- Jiahao is stupid says:

jap words

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

typing jap words won't prove that you're not short

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

but keep trying

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

maybe it helps

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

just a little bit

- Jiahao is stupid says:

when is the last time u saw me

- Jiahao is stupid says:

2 years ago?

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

just now

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

i'm the Nick Changing Monster actually

- Jiahao is stupid says:

oi

- Jiahao is stupid says:

seriously

- Jiahao is stupid says:

2 years ago ar

- Jiahao is stupid says:

or last year

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

i've never seen you before

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

i told you i'm not meigui

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

but i still know you're short

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

jiahao said so

- Jiahao is stupid says:

wtf

- Jiahao is stupid says:

lol

- Jiahao is stupid says:

do u think my bro is short or medium

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

short

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

oh

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

so that makes you very short

- Jiahao is stupid says:

wad ur height

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

180

- Jiahao is stupid says:

=.=

- Jiahao is stupid says:

wad ur ACTUAL height

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

fine

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

179.9

- Jiahao is stupid says:

u are starting to piss me off.

- Jiahao is stupid says:

wad height?!

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

200

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

i'm a nick changing monster

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

ey hey

- Jiahao is stupid says:

walao

- Jiahao is stupid says:

wad height la meigui

- Jiahao is stupid says:

not kidding liao

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

i don't know

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

ruler not long enough

- Jiahao is stupid says:

oi

- Jiahao is stupid says:

pls

- Jiahao is stupid says:

wad ur height

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

157

- Jiahao is stupid says:

realli ar

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

no

- Jiahao is stupid says:

lol

- Jiahao is stupid says:

i take that as yes

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

159

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

or maybe 158

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

or maybe 160 already

- Jiahao is stupid says:

lol

- Jiahao is stupid says:

same as my bro la

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

which is taller than you

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

shortie

- Jiahao is stupid says:

lol

- Jiahao is stupid says:

i m as tall as bro now

- Jiahao is stupid says:

onli 1 cm shorter

- Jiahao is stupid says:

seriouis

- Jiahao is stupid says:

haha

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

1cm shorter

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

is still

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

shorter

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

the other time jiahao said something about being 1cm shorter than somebody

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

he stopped growing

- Jiahao is stupid says:

lol

- Jiahao is stupid says:

brb

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

i'm going to sleep already shortie

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

grow taller and then come and talk to me

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

and i'm not meigui

Teddy ☎ One litre of tears says:

seriously

Hahahahahahahaha! Afternoon nap! I hate quadruple eyelids.

11:04:00 AM because I say so

Finished watching One Litre Of Tears, and I think I cried more than anyone in the show. I only didn't cry for the first episode, and that's because I didn't know it was based on a real life story. You know, everytime I watch a really sad scene, I don't actually feel anything because it's fictional. But after knowing that it's not fictional, I can't stop crying.

But it's really inspirational. I want to be strong too. :)

Jiahao's brother makes me LOVVVVVVVL. Hahahaha. I LOVE MAKING FUN OF HIM. :D

I'll post the conversation another time. :)

Bye!

11:29:00 PM because I say so

I'm sitting as far from the com as possible (my keyboard is on my lap) because the monitor screen has blanked out at least 40 times in the less than 15 minutes that I've switched on the com. Oh there it just blinked again. I won't be surprised if it just KABOOM in front of me and become the ultra big piece of charcoal you can use for BBQ next time.

I don't care if that happens, but that'll have to wait till I finish watching my One Litre Of Tears. :D

Anyway, mugging today was kind of productive (rather rare) because I decided to be strong and determined and go out to mug instead of staying at home and succumbing to the com that screams DON'T YOU WANT TO WATCH ONE LITRE OF TEARS?! Uh so yah, I went out to mug with chunying. And I finished what I set out to do. :D Oh but the damn ankle which I thought has recovered hurts so much that I've to walk with a limp again.

Because I'm dumb. Tsk. I
1. Ran for the bus
2. Ran to say Hello to Layjia
3. Ran to say Hello to Jeremy

So yah, I remember the sinseh said No training for one month. Dumb me thought no training only meant no playing badminton. Kind of forgot it's not my arm that's sprained. So obviously her no training meant no running. Ow. Too late, too bad. :D (Stupid smiley face that shouldn't be there.)

Nevermind lah. It only hurts badly when going down the stairs. OH. STAIRS. That's the thing that NJ has the most. S.T.A.I.R.S. Shit. Neh mind, still got three days. (Look on the bright side lah! Somemore no lessons for next week leh. Common tests nia.)

Ya lor. Common tests nia.

COMMON TESTS nia.

I should be mugging now, right?

:)

If we do everything that we should do, there won't be such a word 'should'. It becomes "I'm mugging now" or "I'm going to mug now". So the existence of the word 'should' proves that we don't do everything that we SHOULD do.

Woah. This is the first time I'm impressed by the excuse I came up for myself.

... NAH. It's not an excuse. :)

One litre of Tears!

6:25:00 PM because I say so

I can't think of a worse time for me to get addicted to the com. All thanks to SHANNON for throwing me the thumbdrive of ONE LITRE OF TEARS serial and now I'm completely, totally hooked.

One Litre Of Tears. Ahhhhhhh. Watch it. It's damn damn damn damn nice. (I still can't believe I cried at just the second episode. Third episode too, and the fourth.)

And I just finished watching 4 episodes straight. I HAVE TO GET MYSELF OFF THIS COM.

Yesterday I thought there may be some hope for common tests when I finally understood Kinematics. But now. SHANNON LAH. All his stupid fault.

Okay lah, fine. I asked for it. But still.

Kay. Off to watch episode 5. :D Reply tags another time!

4:43:00 PM because I say so

I think ankle's alright already. Ask me out to study! :D

Except that it's still a little swollen, it hardly hurt anymore. Speedy recovery seh. I think the accupuncture works wonders. :D Or come my house to mug with me. Mugging alone is scary. -.- I feel like I'm going to go crazy soon when I start talking to myself how much I suck at Physics and how a car should just come over and knock me down after braking 400m before the traffic light and travelled a braking distance of 6km before coming to a stop.

-.-

Firefox is a sickening pink now because I changed the theme. It's so sickening that I like it. :D



Okay I've to go back to that scary square table and mug my brains out for the horror 6 days later. YES. SIX MORE FREAKING DAYS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE READING THIS CRAP THAT WILL NOT HELP YOU PASS YOUR COMMON TESTS AT ALL?!!!! GO MUG NOW!

On a lighter note, I'm looking forward to Speech Day! :D I want to see every single Andersonian again! Aww. And teachers too of course. :D



The banana guy looks cute. In the 3rd frame. :D

Alright. Back to mugging. Oh wait, Bleach 129 first. :D

11:29:00 AM because I say so

Final week before school reopens (aka COMMON TESTS) and I get those deng si feeling. Like sitting around and waiting to be slaughtered. I swear I'm not going to be an edible animal in my next life. Imagine sitting there waiting for your turn to be killed. So cruel isn't it.

No, I'm not going to go vegetarian. I'm mean, remember?

Oh and today is the dumpling festival thing. But there's no rice dumplings to eat this and next year because of my grandma passing away. :( I'll go out and buy myself rice dumplings if not for my ankle. :(

Sometimes I really wonder what's the point of all these customs to follow after an elder's death. I mean, they've a reason for everything we can't do. (Like you can't eat peanuts during the funeral period because you're chewing on the dead's skull or something like that.) It just reminds you of the pain and sorrow you went through when that someone passed away. For things like 100 days cannot go others' houses, I understand, lah. Bad luck what. But then rice dumplings, leh?

Kay lah, I think I'm just upset because I don't get to eat my mother's rice dumplings. -.-

7 days left to cram notes into brain. I'm not too worried about failing. Not because I think I can pass, but because everyone else seems bound to fail. All fail together, lor. No big deal. :D

Bye!

10:17:00 AM because I say so

If reading my blog makes you unhappy, common sense tells you to stop reading it. :)

If common sense ran away three years ago, I'll lend you some common sense and tell you, hey! Stop coming back to read things that'll upset you.

If your ears eloped with your common sense, I'll go learn the sign language that says "Hey stupid, stop reading what makes you unhappy."

If your eyes just happen to be closed at the moment when I was sign languaging, I'll pat your shoulder nicely and ask of you to open your eyes so I can sign language to you again.

If you don't understand sign language, I'll write out on a piece of paper with the best handwriting I can master, "STOP READING WHAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY."

If you can't read English, I'll go find out how to write it in 9 different languages.

If you don't understand all 9 different languages, I'll beat you up so that you'll understand what it means by Stop reading what makes you unhappy.

If you heard it, seen it, understood it, but still refuse to not continue reading,

TOO BAD.

See, I've done all I can already.

Now, stop assuming I'm talking about you. You don't know how many freaking people I've offended by blogging before. Yep, I've always been mean. :D

If you don't like it, do something about it.

If you don't feel like doing anything about it, don't even bother being upset. :D

I've sort of learnt that a long time ago.

Ankle's miraculously so much better today. I should rotate it more often. It hardly hurt now. Just abit stiff, and can't walk as normally because the swell's still around. The knee hurts more than the ankle now. (Yep, my right knee is swollen too. No, it's not the same knee. That's not good news okay. It means that both knees are spoilt now. Ahhhh.)

Time to mug. :)

12:53:00 PM because I say so

Switched beds with my eldest sister because duh, I can't climb the double deck. And I can't get to sleep. (It's been the same yesterday. I woke up at a random time of 3am to reply 6 smses.) It gets too cold and I wake up to off the air con. But then it gets too warm so I wake up again to on the air con. And then I slap myself for being stupid because there's such thing as a standing fan. So I on the fan, but then I wake up again to off it because it's too noisy and I can't fall asleep.

...

Anyway, the ankle just started to hurt badly today. It's supposed to start hurting one day later, right? I'm not lagging am I. It felt like it's going to drop off when I remove the bandage today. And I just had to be stupid enough to try rotating it. -.- Nevermind, today is almost over. Tomorrow it won't hurt as much already. :D

So I tried serious mugging today, with the big square table in the living room. The last time I used that table was when mugging for O's. And it was quite productive. Amazing as it may sound, I actually start believing that the notes NJ print are not an attempt to cheat our money by giving us papers that have random symbols and letters printed on it. I actually actually actually (still in shock) understand Chem Bonding.

(All those of you who understood it two months ago, shut up.)

And I couldn't believe myself so I checked the calender and marked June16 as the luckiest date in the whole year. Seriously, I'm as hopeless in Chemistry as you are in not laughing at me. I used to be more hopeless in Chemistry than I was in Physics. (You're supposed to go WOW, HOW CAN YOU BE MORE HOPELESS THAN IN PHYSICS?!) Yea, so I'm still suspecting gillian possessed me while I was studying just now.

Oh, and speaking of Physics. No wait, I shouldn't even speak of it.

...

Not that I attempted Physics just now. I didn't want to unmark my lucky June16.

10.46pm. I'm hungry. And sleepy. And cold. I feel like an unwanted child. Cold and hungry and sleepy with a broken ankle who can't do Physics who can only sing. Okay fine, I can't even sing.

I should just go back to sleep.

Bye.

10:48:00 PM because I say so

他和她的故事 - 萧亚轩

他说他很爱她
他说会守护她
他送她玫瑰花
一切美得不像话

从朋友变成情人
她不再只有自己
他爱他爱得彻底
真心溢满了甜蜜

时间看清一个人
开始令人昏沉沉
他像变了一个人太蛮横

她开始悬著疑问
不想再等他承认
不再要任何伤痕

谁爱谁
谁又流乾了眼泪
谁后悔
难分难舍太伤悲
他爱谁
谁应该止住眼泪
她心碎
谁又该乾脆离开

谁爱谁
谁又能反反覆覆
谁后悔
谁在忍受著孤独
谁了解
他退出 她孤独
爱得太盲目

他说他很爱她
他说会守护她
他送她玫瑰花
一切美得不像话

从朋友变成情人
她不再只有自己
他爱他爱得彻底
真心溢满了甜蜜

时间看清一个人
开始令人昏沉沉
他像变了一个人太蛮横

她开始悬著疑问
不想再等他承认
不再要任何伤痕

谁爱谁
谁又流乾了眼泪
谁后悔
难分难舍太伤悲
他爱谁
谁应该止住眼泪
她心碎
谁又该乾脆离开

谁爱谁
谁又能反反覆覆
谁后悔
谁在忍受著孤独
谁了解
他退出 她孤独
爱得太盲目

谁爱谁
谁又流乾了眼泪
谁后悔
难分难舍太伤悲
他爱谁
谁应该止住眼泪
她心碎
谁又该乾脆离开

谁爱谁
谁又能反反覆覆
谁后悔
谁在忍受著孤独
谁了解
谁退出谁孤独

谁不满足

谁爱谁
谁后悔
难分难舍太伤悲
他爱谁
谁应该止住眼泪
她心碎
谁又该乾脆离开

谁爱谁
谁又能反反覆覆
谁后悔
谁在忍受著孤独
谁了解
他退出 她孤独

爱得太盲目

Ankle's recovering but seems like it's going to take a long time. :)

11:00:00 AM because I say so

I've got to thank Qiaowei for carrying me down the many flights of stairs (SHE'S SO FREAKING STRONG I SUSPECT SHE'S SECRETLY A MAN). I never hated the stairs in NJ so much until today. And Laimeng for carrying my bag, for getting ice and for helping me scream. -.- And Sherman for carrying me across the hall.

And I've got Laimeng and Qiaowei to THANK for taking photos. THANKS ARH.

...

Somehow, I think I shouldn't have blogged the last sentence. Aiyah, who cares.

Yep, I had a bad sprain during training today. Kay, I didn't have training at all today. Because I fell at the first shot. Shuttle came, piak, crack, woooo, bang, ouch. (Plus Laimeng's scream somewhere in the middle.) Tried standing up and ankle screamed for me to sit back down.

And it got worse when the cab driver drove as if he's driving up rocky mountains. He sudden braked twice. Once when I was just so coincidentally adjusting that damn ankle and he had to slam the brakes and my ankle bumped into the front seat. I was too late in holding back my Fuck. Yea, so I swore. I bet you would too. ^#$%&*!

... KNN.

Uh. And then my father came home and drove me to the acupuncture sinseh opposite Anderson Sec, the one I went to the other I fell down at Anderson badminton camp. Uh, then acupuncture. I lost count of the needles. 8? 9? Kind of scary to watch needles poking into you. (Recalls the safety pin Laimeng accidentally poked onto me, maybe that was an omen or something.) But it doesn't really hurt.

So now it's wrapped up in that same medicine she used the last time. Oh did I mention, amazingly the sinseh remembers me. Even though the last time I went there was what, Sec 4 end of year. She says my name's weird, and then she realise it's abit rude to say someone's name is weird. So she changed it to special. Ha!

Fridays lah. Tsk.

Sorry Fiona for not attending your farewell tomorrow. I really want to go. :( Sorry.

Ah, I'll miss BBQ-ing with the badminton people at Sentosa. :(

Weeyang, see, now I get a few more days for solid mugging. Haaaaaaaaa. Seems like I've to miss supporting your match too. :(

Tags >>

QIAOWEI > :( I don't think next week can too. Perhaps end of next week or something. Have to confirm again.

ShaZ > Hello. :)

lai meng > Haha. Hello siao geen na. Eh no? Is da sao. Hahahahaha. And yah lah, everyone should have a role! (Mitchell's your er sao, and Cindy's the maid! LOVL.)

Mui > GO GO BACK GO BACK on speech day!!! :D :D So what is NJ giving? Really bamboo arh? Hahaha!

e m ma. > No one plays bridge anymore?! Haha. Okay lah, also good for you. Study lar! You're supposed to top IJ!!! :D

fiona > Huh? How come don't have prep prelims? Aiyah, either you must do well and get into NJ okay!

weeyang` > You good! You say no play now I really can't go out play liao! Hahaha. Farewell has so little people going. :( Fiona must be damn sad lah. Sigh.

Nevermind. Drink milk! :D

4:59:00 PM because I say so