Li Miang wants me to blog.

I've got lots to say but I can't say anything now because, I forgot what's the reason already. No actually I didn't forget what I wanted to say, I said that because I didn't want to say what I wanted to say. Now don't you realise there's no point in this paragraph again. Doesn't that always happen, haven't you already learned your lesson, stop reading my senseless blog and do something more constructive like making a card to Kids Central to tell them how much the barney show sucks.

Anyway, I'm damn high now and I can't really fathom the reason. I'll blog about Aristal when my mind's clearer and I don't feel so drunk.

THE 7-11 GUY CHECKED FOR MY IC YESTERDAY BECAUSE I WANTED BACARDI BREEZER BUT HE DIDN'T CHECK MUIHIANG'S. WHY. DID. HE. THINK. THAT. I'M. UNDERAGED. D:

Now Li Miang I've blogged something for you to read. Aren't you grateful, say thank you!

On a completely different note, I can't stand emo people because they bring my spirits down whenever I'm high. Not like they can, but still, I'm about half a level lower in spirits when I'm up there on level 98. That may not mean alot, but STILL, I want to reach 100!

RIGHT. I don't know what I'm saying as well. So, ignore me. I probably need some sleep, more prata and more time to waste my life away.

I like wasting my life away, it's fun!

Okay, I said to ignore me.









































































































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3:54:00 PM because I say so

(I think this is the 5th time I'm doing this thing. Meh.)

Name 20 people you can think of right now.
Don't read the questions until you have named the 20 people.
At the end of this, choose 5 people to do this

#1. Chingwen
#2. chunying
#3. Sokmui
#4. Naomi
#5. Laimeng
#6. gillian
#7. Priscilla
#8. Giahao (not typo)
#9. Yimin
#10. Sharon
#11. Yixin
#12. Hongjie
#13. Sheralyn
#14. Peter zero
#15. Hanhui
#16. Fiona
#17. Weeyang
#18. Jaslyn
#19. Spiky
#20. Jiaxiang

How did you meet#14?
(Peter zero) I met him last year when we both got into the same class in NJ. I believe his presence in my life is important because he's a source of motivation. I look at him and I think man, I don't want to end up getting zero like he does.

What would you do if you didn't meet #1?
(Chingwen) Alot of things will be different. No one would have watched my 4th Secret with me. And that's mega major can. If I hadn't watch my 4th Secret, there wouldn't be a 5th Secret as well. :O Can you imagine the consequences.

What if #9 and #20 dated?
(Yimin and Jiaxiang) HAHAHAHAHA (recalls joke about Yimin and h___) LAWL YIMIN DO YOU REMEMBER. Your fetish over ____! AHAHAHAHAHA. Oh anyway, I think that'll be great, since Yimin is always saying Jiaxiang rocks. That's so wrong lah can, it's Meigui Rocks. Tsk.

Will #6 and #17 date?
(gillian and Weeyang) Uh. That'll be pretty weird. I doubt they know each other anyway. They probably know each other exists, but not in person lah. Besides, Weeyang is attached to badminton. And gillian is attached to Junsu/Chemistry (I can't decide which).

Describe #3
(Sokmui) She used to have to take 2weeks to plan and kill a person. But over the years, she has improved so greatly that she only takes 7 seconds now. Anyway, I can't remember why we started saying she looks like a killer. I wonder who started it. Was it me? :O Ogay, actually I think all the nicknames that my friends have all started from me. I'm such a mean person. EH HEY KILL ME LAH.

Is #8 attractive?
(Giahao) I won't call a head that can block a whole cinema screen attractive. But I guess the term attractive is subjective. I don't know, maybe Strawberry Shortcake, with the equally big head, will find Giahao attractive. Or maybe Jidan. That was a strikeout, nobody asked you to read it gead. :D

Describe #7
(Priscilla) She likes to play chess, got sad when she lost her chess book, bought a new chess book, and then found the one she lost under her bed. I think she tells funnier jokes than me, which is pretty rare since my jokes are already SO funny.

Know any of #12's family members?
(Hongjie) I've heard a lot about her his her his her his mother though. About how she's scarier than she-whose-name-must-not-be-mentioned. And how she influences his actions by her hours of shift. The longer she works, the more inclined Hongjie is to play computer games. Directly proportionate.

What language doesn't #15 speaks?
(Hanhui) That's difficult to say. I think he speaks everything except Chinese. He speaks English, Malay sometimes, and alot of times some language I don't understand. He's tiny. Oh, nothing to do about language, but still, he's Tiny. :D

Who is #9 going out with?
(Yimin) Didn't I say Jiaxiang already? Oh, maybe some soccer guy from our class whose name starts with F? (My, I'm SO mysterious) Or maybe some guy who seems to be from our class but isn't whose name starts with an N? AHA.

How old is #16?
(Fiona) By right she should be 17. But she's so spastic the MRTs allow her to use child concession though she's 1.72cm tall. (?) Nah, joking. She wore goggles in Toa Payoh central when she was young and I laughed at that for half a year.

When was the last time you spoke to #13?
(Sheralyn) Last day of school. I can't remember what we were talking about. Probably over the daidee/bridge game we were playing in class after school. That was the last time I saw her before she left... for Thailand. Meh.

Who is #2 favourite band/singer?
(chunying) Uh. I know she likes Da Dong, that one that looks like a monster. Oh, and I know what her mother's favourite singer is, I EVEN KNOW THE SONG. AHA. Her mother likes Fergie's London Bridge. LAWL SO HIP RIGHT. Hahaha.

Is #19 single?
(Spiky) I think so. He's so spastic. Oh, he secretly admires Weeyang although Weeyang married Badminton. OH YOU KNOW WHAT! He can drive already! That's so cool lah! :D

What is #10 last name?
(Sharon) Phua. NAH. Just joking. Lim. ._.

Would you ever be in a relationship with #11?
(Yixin) Uh. That'll be weird.

School of #3
(Sokmui) VJC. At night she attends the School of Master Kill... Nevermind.

How does #5 talk?
(Laimeng) She talks with a mix of China and Indian ascent. :O Li Miang! ._. If you look closely when she talks, she starts shaking her head, especially when she's excited. Her head will go left, right, left, right, left. Yea.

Where does #6 live?
(gillian) Horizon Garden. Opposite used-to-be KBPS. #01-432? AHA. Man, I feel like a stalker.

What's your favourite thing about #4?
(Naomi) She's shorter than me. That's huge comfort. Thanks Naomi.

What's the best thing about #20?
(Jiaxiang) He teaches Vectors best. And he's uber nice guy who answers all your questions on schoolwork as long as you open your mouth to ask. The worst thing is him riding you on a bicycle, don't ever try.

What makes #17 a good friend?
(Weeyang) He's not just a good friend, he's my best bridge partner! But I haven't seen him since forever because he's always so busy. Meh. His jokes are... uh... like... quite... funny... I guess.

When was the last time you saw #14?
(Peter Zero) Last day of school too. I could have seen him yesterday if not because he pang-seh the class dinner.

I realise, no question is asked about #18, who's Jaslyn. She's so salty all the questions shun her. Ogay no link. ._.

Five people to do this:
Sokmui, Priscilla, gillian, Minghan, Giahao. (I don't know who else reads my blog.)

Yamapi!

11:35:00 AM because I say so

I had the weirdest weirdest dream last night. Or should I say morning. Fell asleep at 1am because I drank milk and got high. Like mega high. Was singing karaoke with Chingwen and Weilong. We had to stop because it was getting late and the neighbours (do they even exist) may complain. Anyway, after we abandoned karaoke, we contemplated playing Mahjong (how quiet!) but decided against it because that's kind of noisy as well. Besides we only had three living people (don't count Sandy or Sammy Zheng Xiu Wen LOL).

Anyway, speaking of my dream, it started out in some snowy mountain area with snow that's so soft you plunge right through it with each step you take. So I was there, with a tractor, and a tractor driver looking for weeds to kill. LOL yes I know, what the barney right. And then suddenly I fell right through the snow and landed in Woodlands Ring Secondary School. HAAA.

Then I saw Sokmui's friend, what's his name again? The other guy that's not Gary. Is it Jiajun? Anyway, yah, I saw friend of Sokmui, who told me actually he wear specs. So I was like, okay, you wear specs, and then quite suddenly he started morphing into Song Minghan. And then it dawned on me like the revolutionary truth than Jiajun and Song Minghan are/is the same person. (No they aren't, but they are, in my dream.) So I was pretty shocked in my dream and then the dream started having flashbacks of photographs (that I've never seen) of the two of them and how alike they actually look.

LOL. I think it's too much of that green tea advertisement on TV. You know, the one whose caption is Be Clear and then this woman after drinking that green tea, realises the Superhero she saw on newspaper is actually her colleague or something along that line. HA.

Ogay, anyway that dream was stupid, and left me very disorientated when I woke up. And Chingwen and Weilong were gone by the time I woke up so I figured they left the house already. Unless I imagined them coming over for karaoke and I imagined us getting high and I double-imagined Sandy and Sammy. :O

I think I need a shower to get my head back.

Bye!

11:33:00 AM because I say so

Priscilla, your Tower Blaster post got me addicted to Tower Blaster because I really wanted to break your high score. After trying for two hours, my closest is still 2000 lower than yours. But! I got my friend to play it and look!



Click to enlarge. That's 30806 and still going strong!

Like omg, what the barney right. In the end he won the 8 levels and got a score of 39196. How barney is that! :O



Click to enlarge.

By the way, that barney friend is Song Minghan. :O

That's damn barney. I want to get that kind of high score too.

Ogay. No lifers. Aha.

I finished reading What Would Socrates Say? and if you want to read it there's still two weeks and 5 days before it's due. I've started on a new book called Why Good People Do Bad Things. LAWL. I'm a genius (Ken-talk in Proposal Daisakusen).

And yah, Sokmui, Proposal Daisakusen is really cute because Yamapi is super cute. (Why do I have a feeling she's going to disagree.)

Priscilla, even though I wasn't the one who got that score, but BEAT THAT! :D AHAHA.

... Ogay I sound so loser. D:

9:49:00 PM because I say so

I'm having a really tough internal struggle whether or not to leave home and go mug in the library. Yesterday I did, and I ended up reading What Would Socrates Say?

And you know what! The fire alarm went off in the library. How cool is that! Bet you'll never get to hear it.

Aha, and then this very panicky voice came over the announcer to say: Dear readers, the fire alarm has er sounded... Please... Please stay calm while we uh, we... we try to, I mean, investigate the source. AHA. How calm does that sound. Then they locked up the 4th level so I presume that's where the alarm sounded. And they closed the shutter too to stop people from coming in. I've got a picture of how the library looks like from inside with its shutters closed. How cool is that!

Ogay. My point is, I don't know if I can bring myself to mug. Oh no, if I can't, I must! (Anderson's pet phrase! :D)

Meh. Sian. D:

What Would Socrates Say is a really cool book! :D I think Priscilla will love it.

I dreamed the word Oaiyrafa appeared in a book last night. :O

Bye!

11:03:00 AM because I say so

Don't you think it's a fascinating idea to think that ideas aren't really invented, that they're merely discovered? Like maybe the idea of something existed a long long long time ago, say the idea of a motorcar existed 1000 years ago before any human ever thought of it?

You know, those times when you were thinking of something, and then someone comes to you from behind, shout a loud BOO and then you lost your train of thoughts and can't recall what you were thinking a moment ago? Have you ever wondered where those thoughts went? Can thoughts go anywhere in the first place. What if at that moment when you forgot something, the thought actually vapourise into air, floats around and hits somebody else seconds, minutes, or years later?

That's why maybe all ideas and thoughts that can be thought up of (invented) may already be invented 215489759187 years ago. And these ideas are just floating around waiting for somebody to pick them up (discovered). Maybe when PW wants us to generate ideas, it's impossible because we can't generate anymore ideas. We can only pick them up.

Maybe ideas exist in pockets (the way photons do HAHA QUANTUM) around us. Intangible, because ideas are intangible. That's the whole point of what I kept saying about Can we really control our own thoughts. If these ideas, thoughts are there all the time, we can't really choose what to think can we.

Haven't you ever wondered if you can really control your thoughts. All those talks about being optimistic and thinking only the positive. Is that even possible? You can't NOT think of the negative stuff without knowing what are the negative stuff first. And you can't NOT know what the negative stuff are without thinking about them first. So theoretically, it's impossible to not think of something without thinking about it first. Makes sense?

So at the end of the day, what we think is not based entirely on what we WANT to think, because our degree of control is so so limited.

Oh, and the other day, somebody asked me Why is that most people prefer their own opinions to someone else's? Don't you think it's a cute question to ask? Like have you ever wondered why you have a mind of your own, why we always question what others think and not take their opinions as our own?

But then I realise something even cuter. If I 'preferred' your opinion to my own, so I'll think your opinion is more true than mine, then I presumably would change my opinion to match yours, and your opinion would become mine. So you can't really prefer someone else's opinion over your own. It's just, not possible.

But then again, most of our opinions are not just our own opinions anyway, since almost everything we know we know because of what other people tell us. There is very little you know entirely on your own, without relying on what others tell you.

Gosh. I'm a genius (Ken-talk in Proposal Daisakesun).

Ogay. Sorry to bore you. I just had to blog about it before I go crazy thinking about it. All thanks to the book I just started reading. Some philosophy book titled What Would Socrates Say? Meh.

Need some chips. And milk. Ohno. I forgot about dinner again. D:

8:04:00 PM because I say so

Book me for study days this June holidays.

I... promise I'll try not to disrupt you when you're hard at work.

To my horror just now, A's cost amounts up to $400+. I can't let that money go to waste. We can't pay to fail can we. Meh.

Other than that, I have another secret motivation which I won't tell you because I still enjoy acting mysterious. (I bet you're thinking there's no secret motivation and I'm just saying that to fill the space. MEH you're wrong :D)

After Proposal Daisakusen, I'll quit mysoju for the time being, become a mugger and mug and mug until I become a mug and start holding water. 3 more episodes to go!

Meh. Last night was horrible. :|

Oh no. I ran out of HL milk. D:

Bye!

9:16:00 AM because I say so

MYSOJU is hopelessly addictive.

Yamapi is so cute in Proposal Daisakusen. :O Oh, and Sokmui, ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND IS SO CUTE. Aha. :D

At this rate, I'll become a zai nu who stays home all day watching Japanese drama on Mysoju. I need to get out of the house soon. IRONMAN.

Oh. And who has a sleeping bag to lend?

I've nothing else to say.

OH. I dreamed that I passed Physics last night. IT'S A SIGN. I can feel it coming. I'm going to pass Physics this time. I'm going to pass it with colours that fly so high they knock into aeroplanes and cause them to crash.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Why did I wake up. Damn.

Ogay. Sorry for incoherent post. Yamapi got into my head. Ha.

1:38:00 PM because I say so

Went Pasir Ris park on Thursday, aim was to master the art of cycling.

Didn't succeed. Lol.

Still, many thanks to those who tried to drill some balance into me. (I just don't have that p-gland.) Marcus was really nice, repeating "You're 50% there", "You're 80% there already", "Almost already, learn so fast" that kind of things whenever I felt like I must be the Biggest Balance Idiot in the world. ._. Lawl.

HongjiemeixXxXxX too. Teaching me how to start pedaling (Ogay stop laughing at me), how to kick start and telling me to not give up. Meh. Sisterhood forevAxXxXxXxXxX. LAWL.

Jiaxiang, who hurt his hand while supporting the bike when it's toppling over for the 1097402175th time. Meh. He's still the nicest person, until I rode on his bike and it was like a Oaiyrafa roller coaster ride that has no safety precautions except him telling you you won't fall.

Minghan kept trying to excite my Fighting Genes by zooming past with No Hands saying, WHAT'S SO DIFFICULT ABOUT CYCLING? Meh. But he's still nice though. I can't decide him or Marcus ran more while holding on to the bicycle while I pedal. He skipped a movie because we started cycling late. Meh, I'm not really sorry. HAHA.

And Yimin and Bugs. Yimin kept waving to me to pedal to her. Yah, those kind of beckoning that mothers do to their babies when they first learn walking. ._. Lawl. And Bugs made me feel better because she's not good at cycling. So maybe her p-glands aren't really great either. Aha.

Ogay, pictures.



Here's me swinging. We couldn't rent the bikes when we reached there because the park was flooded with Northland primary kids who were there on an outing (?). Yea, it was barney traumatising to see all the little kids cycle on two wheels. D:















Here's HongjiemeixXxX climbing mini spiderweb with a little kid.



Meh. Cheap thrill. :P

Then we went to climb the bigger spiderweb.

(Ogay actually I'm pretty sleepy even though I just woke up. I'll just post pictures lah. Imagine the captions yourself.)









Oh. I think this picture's really cute. Hongjie and Jiaxiang forms a heart shape. Aha. The black shadowy figure is Minghan.



OMG. Swarm of Indian kids. FIONA DO YOU REMEMBER THE DAY AT THE SWINGS OPPOSITE AMK LIBRARY. Meh. Swarm of Indian kids traumatise me as well.











Oh Barney! Hongjie is attempting the Impossible!



Ogay no. I heard it was pretty easy.



Then we made Hongjie pose properly. Lawl.



Bugs also try.













Marcus doesn't have the S-gland (gland that allows you to swing).





He has the P-gland though! :D



Yimin getting really interested in the toddlers playground.



LAWL.

Meh. Then we went Macs @ Downtown east to eat lunch.

Then we came back to the park and had cycling Lesson #1. Uh. Ogay, now at least I know how to start pedaling. And how not to fall when being stationary. The price to pay was pretty painful. Yes, I fell when I was stationary, do you have a problem with that. Meh.



Group photo with Mitsy! (Found out later that it wasn't Meaty, it was Mitsy ._.) SMH isn't in the photo because he's with Mr Camera. How cute. I never knew Pasir Ris park had horses.

OH. THAT REMINDS ME.

Let me tell you a Marcus joke.

Me: Woah. I rather ride on that (points to horse) than ride on bicycles.
Marcus: Haha. More stable right.
Me: Haha. Yah I think so.
Marcus: You know why it's more stable.
Me: Why.
Marcus: Cause it's Gallop Stable (points at name of stable).

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...

...

Moving on, we (I mean they) cycled some more. Minghan and Jiaxiang took turns to cycle me. Jiaxiang's rides were scarier because he goes faster each time I scream for him to go slower. So I tried not to scream but no, that didn't help either. Meh.

Then we went back to White Sands shopping center hunting for Photo Hunt, but meh no, the Zone X in White Sands only had Y2k Photo Search. No Photo Hunt. Then we watched an Imba person play the drum game. Perfect score of near 3000 Combos. :O MEH that was damn barney. I took a photo but I'm lazy to upload. Another time maybe.

Oh. Then we played one round of Indian poker in Macs. Didn't continue because the old lady working there kept staring holes in us. She must be wondering what we were doing. ._. Oh no, it's because we didn't ask her to join us. Right, Marcus? HAHA.

That was a great day and I came home slightly burnt, feeling healthy. And then I forgot about the bruise on knee and rubbed soap in it. Meh. What barney.

Man. We forgot to play at the beach. No wonder I kept feeling something is missing. D: How could we not touch sand. D:

I want to go back to the beach soon. :D

9:36:00 PM because I say so

They you are in your black dress
Moving slow to the sadness
I could watch you dance for hours
I could take you by my side

Fire burning me up
Desire taking me so much higher
And leaving me

12:10:00 PM because I say so

I don't know how to start the entry.

And when it's 12.30am and I started the entry saying I don't know how to start the entry, even barnies can guess I'm damn pissed.

So well, I had a bad night, because of one too many reasons.

I went to a concert to support a friend. Whatever you people say, it's over and if you can't understand that, I can try transposing it to other forms like no more, don't be such an idiot, or other stuff. I'm sick of hearing the same things again and again. Besides, it's such a long time ago I can't understand why you people are STILL at it.

Like what the fuck.

Yes, Aaron, I'm blatantly talking about you. If it's just once or twice I can still put up with you. But it went on and on and on and on and I just wanted to like scream for you to shut up or plain strangle you. Stop pseudoing this and that. If you have a problem somewhere, that's YOUR problem. Don't make it mine. I know you apologised, sounded really sincere but I'm still angry so just let me vent. I'll probably be alright tomorrow already.

And what the fuck. What's with Nigel and his "don't be angry with him, we just wanted to tease". So I said whatever, and he continued with the "don't be angry alr =D". SERIOUSLY, WHATEVER. When somebody says whatever in your face, you shut up already.

Fuck I don't even know why I'm so angry. I felt like it's a crime to be there. Fuck.

Then I got stalked by some stupid man and had to run home. Talk about stalkers.

AND THEN I FOUND THAT I LOST MY PINK JAY FIGURINE.

D:

YES THE PINK ONE. D: D: D: D: D: D: Stupid stalker.

What's wrong with Hongjie now. The MSN popped up with some extensive laughter like: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can almost hear his laughter in the background. And then he tells me he's not on drugs. Like what?

What is wrong with the world today. Give me back my pink Jay. D:

12:31:00 AM because I say so

I felt like I had a 2hrs and 10mins nightmare yesterday after Paper 2 and 3 of Physics CT. I swear the paper was in German. What the barney is n-type doping and band theory?! Did we even learn it? ._.

Anyway, forget what I said about having more hope in Physics than Chem. If I pass Physics, I'll tie TWO curtains round my head and run around in Little India.

I seriously must buck up soon. First I've to acknowledge the fact that I AM taking Physics and Chem for A's. I've to stop deluding myself to think I can take two less subjects, or take other subjects. Ha.

As for CTs, hopeless lah. No chance. I was sitting beside Zero somemore, how auspicious.

Anyway. Pictures.



Trying to study @ Starbucks, Woodlands, Vesak Day.



Laimeng looking very ju sang.



Li Miang trying to look like she was studying.



He looks better in pictures. (Actually just this picture.)



I'm very sad because the only thing I mugged hard for was Circular Motion because it fascinates me and I kept thinking of Ferris. Then in the end Paper 2 and 3 don't have a single circular thinger D: and Paper 1 have two questions nia. DEPRESSING. D:



All the definitions I memorised came out but I couldn't remember anything during the test. ._.

After three hours of pretty unfruitful studying, we went to Mos Burger for our tea break.



Ego SMH with CAUTION HOT! sticker on his shirt. MEH.

Yesterday,



Familiar green sticker on Hongjie's bag!



!!! As Ego as SMH! Ogay lah. I sticked it there without him knowing. ._. Cheap thrill. Bugs was super amused.



THIS IS SO CUTE. I think it looks like somebody but I can't recall who.

The guys + HongjiemeixXxXxXxX watched Ironman while the rest of the girls watched Accuracy of Death. Show was nice. And then we went back to Level9 to continue our mission for

PHOTO HUNT!



HIGH SCORE HIGH SCORE HIGH SCORE!



WE'RE SECOND! :D Aha. Brings back memories of Grassroots with Joan, Jaslyn, Fiona and Ruth (and Weeyang?).

I miss playing Photohunt with them. D:

:)

9:20:00 AM because I say so

I'm going around in circular motion, with photons of light energy hitting incidentally on me. When I know I'm being observed, I exhibit particle properties and so I'll fall at the acceleration due to free fall of 9.81m per s square. When somebody hides behind the wall and observe me without my knowledge, I start exhibiting wave properties and can diffract through walls and cast red light on you and then I'm called Lasers. When two of that appears, they superimpose and a bigger or smaller new wave is formed. Hi. -waves-

Sometime later I enter an uniform field with mega electron volts everywhere. Due to no apparent reason, I start to morph into something else. By the Law of Conservation of Energy,
Loss in Potential Energy = Gain in Kinetic Energy. Hence I start to move faster and faster and soon I'll reach the maximum velocity and I can't go any faster. At maximum velocity, acceleration equals zero and I'll start to degenerate into packets of energy called photons once again.

And because by Newton's first law, which says an object will continue in linear motion until an external net force acts on it, I'll have to remain as a photon until somebody touches me. So one day, somebody comes along, touches me and poof! I become a magnet with a North and a South side. Then I enter a magnetic field and cause a current to take shape. That is called An Induced Current. By cutting apparently nothing, I cause more trouble and induce more current. Then d=nsindeter (no, I don't think such a formula exists). And Hey Now, I'll end up in Boston, on a Mayfield, living Empty Days in Hotel Roosevelt.

PS: Do not take anything I said just now for real. ESPECIALLY if you're a Physics student. I don't take Physics, therefore my Physics knowledge is as good as the monkey named Loony.

11:11:00 AM because I say so

Hey Now Augustana

Sky black and blue
Blue turned to red
It's quiet in the streets now
It's screaming in your head

I ain't a fool
I've got my doubts
Say it doesn't hurt
Doesn't matter anyhow
Anyhow

Saying hey you're bleeding for nothing
It's hard to breathe when you're standing on your own
We'll kill ourselves to find freedom
You'll kill yourself to find anything at all

So lock all the doors
And put your child to rest
It's quiet in the streets now
It's screaming in your head
We're passing the time
We're breaking apart
We're damned at the end
We're damned at the start
Blame it on the roses
Blame it on the red
Running out of time
Running out of breath

Saying hey now you're bleeding for nothing
It's hard to breathe when you're standing on your own
We'll kill ourselves to find freedom
You'll kill yourself to find anything

You say good-bye
Every day and night
With writing on the walls
Everybody's gonna need somebody
To take our troubles, and our worries, and our problems all away

'Cause, hey you're just bleeding for nothing
It's hard to breathe when you're standing on your own
We'll kill ourselves to find freedom
You'll kill yourself to find anything at all

Hey now you're bleeding for nothing
It's hard to breathe when you're standing on your own
We'll kill ourselves to find freedom
You'll kill yourself before
You'll kill yourself again

Hey now, hey now, hey now
Right now
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Right now
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Right now

Hey now, hey now

10:51:00 AM because I say so

Fio toes of The Supposedly Star Dee Days @ STSK's househ.



Li Miang refusing to wake up at 8am.



WAKE UP LI MIANG!



Bu yao pai wo with VICTORY pose. Meh.



STSK: You better wake up or else I throw you out of the house.
SGN: HUH! Ni zhe ge mei liang xin de... -goes back to sleep-



Conclusion at 8.30am: Li Miang is a Zhu Ren.



Econs Econs Econs. There's two Chapter 10 notes because STSK wants me to tell Woody, HEH HEH YOUR NOTES ARE STILL WITH HER! Aha.



GP plus Econs plus Econs plus GP all over the bed.



You all want neo why so messy?



STAGED ONE!!! ._. Act messy only. We where got really read so many sets of notes. ._.



Li Miang standing on shaky chair to take magnificent shot of the messy bed.



Li Miang's neat bed.

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(Ogay not going to work, she's going to see this anyway.)

The following is not blogged by me: ------------



Here's Li Miang acting herself.



MEH.

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Ogay I'm back, what happened just now? Did somebody blog on my behalf?



Laimeng and her HO HO HO.

After breakfast we had lunch.

On our way back from Thai Express,



STSK was plucking some flower bud thinger because you can find worms inside. And Li Miang was watching her pluck the flower bud. I was standing 35197m away because it's oaiyrafa worms for goodness sake.

When we came back,



Some kind soul packed everything for us! WE PACKED THE BED! (Haha RIGHT)

And then Li Miang showed us magic!

Failed attempt



Paper Appear!



Paper Disappear!



Here's Li Miang refusing to have the monkey named Looney tied round her neck. Hear her scream. ._.



More photos another time!

10:16:00 AM because I say so

I was looking through my archives and I saw this.

Click

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

No, don't bother asking me for the sunglasses photos. I said already, OVER MY DEAD BODY.

Meh. :)

And I realise my archives are filled with AndBadminton stuff. Chalet, outings, birthday surprises, steamboat dinners, etc etc. So many.

And I also realise, I used to really swear a lot. Ha. No wonder Tiny and Eh-ren kept trying to make me swear the other day we had sticks steaks.

Post photos soon! :)

9:10:00 AM because I say so

I think I'll go to Boston,
I think that I'm just tired
I think I need a new town, to leave this all behind
I think I need a sunrise, I'm tired of the sunset,
I hear it's nice in the Summer, some snow would be nice

Boston by Augustana is a really nice song.

8:16:00 PM because I say so

Was trying to find worth in everything.
Am so not impressed.

....................

Jiaxin is SO easy to bluff.

meigui No, not worth it. says:
DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
I AM!!1
[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
maybe you know the answer...

meigui No, not worth it. says:
._.

[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
who found out the world is round?
[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
that is the question

meigui No, not worth it. says:
adam smith

[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
really?!
[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
cool.

meigui No, not worth it. says:
yea yea

[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
hahahahahah

meigui No, not worth it. says:
ask your brother more about him
meigui No, not worth it. says:
your brother researched about him before

[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
but they didnt tell that he founf out the world was round...they just said he was a famous philosopher and stuff that is not about"the world is round"!!

meigui No, not worth it. says:
...
meigui No, not worth it. says:
then you just search who found that the earth is round lah.

[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
i typed now "adam smith found out the world is round" =D
[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
but THAT didnt say anything about adam smith.

meigui No, not worth it. says:
yah, who said anything about adam smith?

[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
remember what is the question?
[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
WHO found out the world is round?

meigui No, not worth it. says:
definitely not adam smith.
meigui No, not worth it. says:
who gave you that idea?

[ jiaxin ] loves hot cocoa with marshmallows says:
MY FORM TEACHER .

meigui No, not worth it. says:
wow.
meigui No, not worth it. says:
your form teacher taught you the wrong things.

Lol. I love bluffing kids. :P

12:31:00 PM because I say so

I hoped I never had to Believe you were real.

Took a joyride through Maths. Nothing is really real, not even the real component of complex numbers. Everything is just imaginary. Locus, Maclaurin's, e to the power of y, h(x), pi plane intersecting at right angles with the plane y=x, forming 4-coded words from DISTRIBUTION, the number of patrons at the IT fair, them purchasing something, guy who takes mean of 15 minutes to drive to work and get stuck at 4 traffic lights, prove landa=2, show this this this this and more.

I did okay. Passed it, if nothing goes really wrong. No, if nothing goes wrong, I'll get full marks. Which is implausible (there's actually such a word? Wonder what it means).

Sometimes I think I lack meaning in life. How is proving landa=2 going to get me anywhere.

Where am I heading anyway.

Does that even matter.

Am I really spending my time. I aren't getting anything in exchange, then that's not spending already, it's wasting. How valuable is the cert going to be. How much am I going to value it. Is it going to be another, oh so I did well yay and then what? Then I end up somewhere I don't want to be, not entirely confused but still, not doing anything about it.

I think I'm whining because I didn't fulfill what I came NJ for. Yep, the red tie, what else.

What else.

I feel void. Empty because suddenly you just sit and think and realise nothing really matters. Grades matter, really? They do, okay they do. They matter because that's what everyone values. They get you somewhere, I don't know where, but they are supposed to get you somewhere. And you can't stay hanging midway, nowhere, because then you won't survive. So it's important that you get somewhere, therefore grades matter.

But I don't know where somewhere is. It's like nowhere to me.

Realistically, I probably need some career counselor who sits in the Career Guidance room and get paid referring you to 2004 university reference books to tell me where I should be heading. Not-so-realistically, I probably just need some sleep, wake up tomorrow and forget about trying to find some non-existent goals so I can just go about doing what we do everyday, just like everyone else.

That's the stupid problem of growing up. You start thinking worrying about the future. And secretly hoping it never comes.

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Can I now use that as an excuse to not study for Chemistry. Nothing really matters you know.

Oh well. I tried. (Truthfully, I swear I tried.) But the things that went in came out. Those that stayed left for better places soon after. Those that are still in there now probably aren't even Chemistry. Those that stayed and ARE Chemistry are what you me, and the monkey that doesn't take Chemistry knows. Like metals can conduct electricity because they have delocalised electrons. And they're malleable, and uh shiny, and uhh pretty, and uhhh we use aluminum to make cars. Yea, things like that.

Oh. And I know you use KMnO4 to oxidise. Does that count for something :D

Man. I'm hopeless.

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HongjiemeixXxXxXxXxX tried inspiring me just now by saying "it's better to spend 3hrs studying now than to waste 3hrs tomorrow".

Barney inspiring. Worked barnies for me.

I won't waste 3hrs tomorrow. The paper will only take 2 minutes. HAHA. :(

If I pass Chem I'll tie curtains round my head and run around in Little India.

Dinner, teevee, bed.

I'm so incorrigible. Don't learn from me. (Not like there's anything to learn huh.)

Bye 4000 goldfishes.

6:03:00 PM because I say so

2.30pm on a Tuesday.

I'm here at STSK's house, trying to do Sampling theory, not really succeeding. Have been here for the past 30++ hours. Not really productive, we probably played more daidee than Econs, did more Econs than Maths, did zeroth for Chem. I don't take Physics (in state of denial).

Tomorrow is the start of the end (quote Gead).

Opposite me now is SGN doing Binomial. On her right STSK is also doing binomial. Opposite both of them is me blogging. I'm bored. SGN is dancing to some music. She just asked me what I'm doing. I smiled at her and she gave me a knowing look saying blogging right. ._.

She was dancing to Kryptonite by 3 doors down.

She's going to kill me if she knows what I'm blogging.

Two nights ago, I came up with a random thought that if someone wants to be really mean to his daughter, he can name her Belle Lee Ling Ling, and I thought that was very funny already. But then SGN came up with an even more innovative one. Joy Xiao Hee Hee!

...

Lawl. I think Xiao Hee Hee is damn funny. I wonder if there's anyone by that name.

I am bored because I feel like doing anything but studying.

SGN just took my GC. She's nodding to herself now. I wonder if she realised she was nodding. ._. Don't think so. Ha.

I wonder what percentage of the J2s in my school is NOT studying now. Perhaps very little. 6% maybe?

SGN took my GC again. I hope she doesn't get the answer so she'll ask me how to do and I can show her my paper and make myself feel a little better that I know how to do Binomial and not nothing now isn't this a really long and irritating sentence I bet you're damn irritated and wishing I can just stop this sentence now but I'm not going to end it just like that for the sake of you HAHA and guess what I'll end it abruptly as always like not now not now not now not now but now ehhey haven't end yet.

Yes I'm that bored.

It's 2.42pm now. I feel like sleeping. Meh.

I hope Laimeng never reads this entry.

LAIMENG YOU DIDN'T READ ANYTHING.

Ha.

PS: Weisiang helped me find Main Agar Kahoon Mp3. How nice of him it... How nice it was of him. (He's dead.)

MY WISH CAME TRUE! THEY ASKED FOR MY BINOMIAL! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Ogay. Cheap thrill. ._.

2:28:00 PM because I say so

I totally can't study at home.

Saturday, May 10:

7.30am: Woke up, wondered why I woke up so early. Tried going back to sleep.
7.45am: Attempt to sleep failed. Got out of bed.
8.00am: Washed up, gave in to Compy (my com's name) who was calling out to me.
8.00am-10.00am: Online viwawa-ing.

10.00am: Willed myself to turn off Compy. On teevee subconsciously.
10.00am to 11.30am: Watched recorded shows.
11.30am: Surfed random channels.
12.00pm: Watched a China documentary on Channel 8.
12.13pm: Felt sleepy.
12.13pm to 3pm: Afternoon nap.

3pm: Woke up to bathe.
3.15pm: Crawled back into bed.
3.20pm: Got out of bed, couldn't sleep anymore. Compy temptation too great.
3.25pm: Typing this. Right now.
3.26pm: Deciding whether to get out of house for the rest of today to try to study.
3.27pm: Decided against it.

Meh. :)

3:23:00 PM because I say so

It's less than 5 days to common tests. That's like, freaking near.

I hypothesize that my Chem score add Physics score will be less than my Maths score which plus my Physics score again will be less than my GP score (because Physics marks don't mean anything, you can hardly call 10marks significant). I'm confident of Econs because even if I screw that up, that's still Physics who'll do worse than Econs. -laughs at Physics-

Therefore, I'm confident that my Physics score times two point five will be still lower than my Econs score which plus my Physics score will still not be an A (because Physics marks don't mean anything, you can hardly call 10marks significant).

The above two paragraphs is proof of my wondrous Maths. Meh.

I just had a haircut. Something funny happened during the haircut.

M for me, H for hairdresser (who's Chinese, as in, from China. Why are there China people everywhere I turn. They're Shop&Save cashiers, McDonald's staff, flyers men, bus drivers, everyone. Are we in China).

H: How do you want to cut?
M: Uh. Cut a bit behind. I want bangs.
H: Bang?
M: HAHAHAHA. Uhm. Yah. Bangs.
H: Bang?? Gun?
M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (switches to Chinese, I wouldn't have spoken English if not because he started conversing in English first)
H: Oh. (brings bunch of hair to front of my face, covering my face the way Sadako looks when she comes out from her well) Cut until here can?
M: HAHAHAHAHAHA. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
H: Ohh! Sorry sorry.

LAWL. I laughed for a really long time at him and he had to stop to wait because he can't cut the hair of somebody who's shaking so hard from laughter.

I'll go there to cut my hair every time because he's funny. Like, you know after the haircut, the hairdresser usually brings a mirror to show you how the back of your hair looks like? YOU KNOW WHAT HE SHOWED ME? He showed me the hair that he cut away. And I'm supposed to imagine how my hair looks like without it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT BARNEY RETARD.

But I felt guilty for laughing at him because he looked apologetic after that. (So I felt guilty because he looked guilty? Lawl.) And he didn't know how much to charge me, probably because he didn't think he did a great job. So he asked me is it okay to charge me $9, but the boss of that saloon overheard him and kind of scolded him, saying $9 is too cheap and yada yada. So I felt sorry for him. Paid $15 though, I think he did a great job, other than covering my face with my hair and then asking me to see if that length is okay. HAHA.

I shall go to bed now, wake up tomorrow for a brand new day of mugging. I MUST PASS EITHER PHYSICS OR CHEM! (Got chance one okay Hongjie)

Meh. I feel like watching DVDs. Watch before bed then. :)

Bye!

8:20:00 PM because I say so

OM SHANTI OM. :D :D :D :D

That was one of the many great songs in the show. Watch it, seriously. You won't regret watching it. :)

I like this song.

I have found you but it seems like I've lost myself.

Aw.

9:57:00 PM because I say so

92 words

Speed test

HAHA WEIYUAN LOSER. You type 50+ words you happy what crap. MEH.

Ogay. Back to Maclaurin's.

9:01:00 PM because I say so

1.
Sleeping early doesn't help make me less tired in the day anymore. I can never get enough of sleep, always too tired, I don't know why.

2.
The other day I had dinner with Tiny and Eh-ren.

3.
We cracked a lame joke about sticks and steaks. Tiny said he wanted to eat steaks and Eh-ren pointed to the floor and said There.

4.
Then when deciding where to go, Tiny said something about not wanting to eat in franchise eateries. Then I said something about branches. Then we started laughing because of sticks and branches.

5.
It was funny at that point in time. I don't know why it doesn't sound funny now.

6.
We ate at a place called Phin's in the end. Somewhere in Bugis, after the place Eh-ren brought us to didn't open.

7.
Phin's IS a franchise. I saw it in Tampines Mall the next day. Meh.

8.
At Cathay's B&J's, they sang me a birthday song and it was very malu.

9.
We wanted to ask the staff which guy in the picture is Ben and which is Jerry.

10.
So Eh-ren waved to the staff and the staff stunned, then waved back. RETARDED.

11.
I PASSED QUANTUM. NO I'M NOT LYING. I REALLY PASSED QUANTUM. By 0.5mark. :O

12.
I can't believe myself. I've to say it again. I PASSED QUANTUM.

13.
Gosh. How can I pass Physics. I'm still in awe.

14.
I think the Ketchup joke is damn funny.

15.
Point number fifteen is very hard to come up with.

16.
Laimeng's rap is super ultimate retarded. Ask me to show you. NO I'm not going to rap out, meh. Show you... the message she sent me.

17.
Common tests are so near my collar is touching it.

18.
Common tests are so near it's strangling me.

19.
I'm dying.

20.
I miss Subway. I must eat Subway tomorrow before I die.

21.
I shall sleep at 8pm tonight.

22.
That's 18 minutes more.

23.
Tably has appeared again. It's going to start eating my family up. I've to pack it asap.

24.
gillian, Wunyen mistook somebody in my team as me today. Twas random.

25.
Eat yis seix tin meenits mall two ehhhhht pee amm. That was a sentence.

26.
I'm dying.

27.
I love my family, my friends, my imaginary friends, my bed, HL milk, Chrysanthemum with Wolfberry tea, Econs, the open field opposite my house. Please tell them I love them. Don't bury me because I'm scared of worms. Cremate me please.

28.
I want a neon blue coffin. With shiny stickers on only one side of it. It's lined with daisies inside. Please check no daisy has worms.

29.
Don't play any songs at my funeral.

30.
Keep it short. 2 and a half days will do. Cremate me asap.

31.
Don't mourn too much.

32.
Ogay I'm warped. I can't die after passing Physics. I've to ace it first.

33.
Man. That means I'll never die.

34.
I don't understand why you've to make me believe what you believe in. Is spreading your faith that important.

35.
Meh.

36.
I can't log into KM.

37.
OM SHANTI OM IS A FANTASTIC SHOW. Shah Rukh Khan. :D Watch it. Seriously watch it. Show name is Om Shanti Om. No idea where you can find it. I watched it on Central two Saturdays ago.

38.
If you want something badly enough, the whole world conspires for you to get it.

39.
I melted.

40.
It's the best Hindi show I've watched. Next to Kuch Kuch Hota Hei. But Om Shanti Om owns even KKHH. It's seriously seriously damn nice. It's nicer than any movie I've watched. Yes, I think it's nicer than Jay movies.

41.
Please watch Om Shanti Om.

42.
This is a reminder. Watch Om Shanti Om.

43.
Repeated. Watch Om Shanti Om.

44.
The cinematography is damn good. Like barney good.

45.
Watch Om Shanti Om.

46.
Feels like it's going to rain, again.

47.
Two more minutes to 8pm. Good night!

48.
Lawl.

49.
Meh.

50.
Lawl.

7:32:00 PM because I say so

What barney what barney what barney what barney.

I don't believe this. Sokmui says Ruth says Anderson is featured in the newspaper. You know what feature. YOU KNOW WHAT. That that mini garden Yann Qi (one year my junior) calls the eco-forest got featured in the newspaper together with him. YES that one between the upper sec and lower sec blocks. WHAT BARNEY.

In case you don't already know the story, this guy who's the president of green club back in Anderson built this mini forest between two blocks of our school and went on and on and on and on about conserving our environment every other assembly. Everything will be nice if not because his little conservation project attracted all the millipedes in the world to gather and have tea in our little school. AND the millipedes aren't those small ones, it's GIGANTIC and mega disgusting, causing me to freak out every three steps I walk. It got so bad that I tried my best to stay on the 4th level. D:

So I approached Mr Green Man and told him his forest attracted a lot of millipedes which are freaking me out and that I'll freak him out everyday if he doesn't do anything about it. He looked pretty freaked out by me really. And a few weeks later the pest control people came. By then, the situation was very bad, even the wall by the water cooler had three or four millipedes on it. CAN YOU IMAGINE MY HORROR, MY PAIN, MY AGONY.

Anyway, the number of millipedes depleted quickly after the pest control people came for a few times. But I was already very traumatised.

So anyway, Mr Green and his forest got featured in the newspaper, and I would have been happy for Anderson if not because the subject of discussion is what I hate most of my four years there.

(And guess which school Mr Green is in now? Meh.)

COMMON TESTS ARE DAMN NEAR. MEHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I hope I pass Physics. HA I WISH. D:

Bye!

11:54:00 PM because I say so

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LAIMENG MEH. PRIMARY COLOURS ARE RED GREEN BLUE. NOT RED YELLOW GREEN. :P

12:27:00 PM because I say so

Ogay Sokmui, I remembered actually. But I forgot to take a picture of it. Lawl.

...

Yesterday after the guys' match against AC at Tampines, we had dinner and yada yada. (Read Laimeng's blog on recount of Shunjie and his tofu.) Woody, Weiyuan (Sufen) and I wanted to take 969 back to Woodlands but 969 queue was almost as long as Jay Chou's concert queue for concert merchandise. Which is VERY long. So we figured we'll take a long time before we can even get onto the bus. And then I saw EH that's 67 which ends in Choa Chu Kang, so I asked Weiyuan (Sufen) why he doesn't want to take 67 since he lives in Choa Chu Kang.

And he said eh, yah hor. So we took 67.

We made our 45cents ride really really worth it because the whole barney bus ride took 2 hours plus. I fell asleep 15 minutes after we boarded the bus and woke up when the bus was in Geylang. ._. So I asked them, who were sitting in front of me, are we reaching soon and Woody told me there's still a long way to go. So I went back to sleep. Jolted awake when Weilong called me (I was meeting him at Woodlands at 8pm, the time then was 7.45pm.)

W: Eh. I reach already.
M: Huh.
W: Where are you.
M: Uhhh. On bus.
W: What bus? 901?
M: 67.
W: From where?
M: Tampines.
W: Wah. Where are you now.
M: Uh. Geylang?
Weiyuan (Sufen): Kallang already.
M: Oh. Kallang.
W: What's Kallang.
M: ... Somewhere near Geylang.
W: That's VERY FAR.
M: Yah. You go home lah. I'll take damn long.
W: How long more?
M: Uhhh. Maybe half an hour more?
W: Okay lah. Not that bad. I wait for you.

So I tried to go back to sleep but couldn't because eyes hurt from contact lenses. So I watched Woody play Weiyuan's PSP, watched how musically retarded he was. Half an hour later we were somewhere near Little India. We haven't even passed NJ. So Weilong called again.

W: EH. I wait until the MRT guy suspect I hiding bomb already. (I've no idea what he's talking about too.)
M: Huh.
W: Where are you.
M: On bus.
W: Circle lah you. (??) Still on 67?
M: Yah.
W: RECTANGLE LAH. Where are you?
M: Little India.
W: Are there many Indians?
M: Huh?
W: How long more?
M: Very long. You go home lah, seriously. Meet another day or something.
W: Wah. What rectangle bus you taking.
M: Yah correct. Rectangle bus.
W: Okay lah okay lah.
M: Okay. Sorry sorry.

After another long long time, I lost track of time, we passed by Coronation plaza and I was overjoyed because that means we're finally going to pass by NJ!

After 2hours and 15 to 20 minutes, we finally arrived at Choa Chu Kang interchange and I swore to myself I'm never ever going to take 67 station to station again.

Laimeng, at least your SBS bus got TV watch. SMRT NO TEEVEE CAN. Can only watch Woody play some music game in the most retarded way.

On a completely different note, I miss Anderson. Like crazy.

I miss pinafores. And I miss the whole fourone playing Captains' Ball. I miss Inspire Town, I miss the weird sitting arrangement in Physics labs. I miss Mr Ng, Mdm Wong. I miss TET. I miss taking exams in Anderson hall, Kakei raising hands to ask if he can take 9 pieces of papers instead of 8. I miss painting banners. I miss Anderson toilets. I MISS THE GEOG ROOM ON LEVEL 3. I miss Mrs Theresa Lim and the pink Geog file. I miss Maggie can Forecast two times that George can Construct a Tsunami that goes POP. Lol. I miss throwing Newsweek away. I miss Huiming packing my table.

I think Anderson times were the happiest times ever. I miss casual Friday, and the Monday when we'll wear ties and sing Ever Onward Andersonians.

JC life is so different. There's nothing much to enjoy. I hate growing old. D:

College day later. Red tie! :D

10:15:00 AM because I say so

Thanks to all who cared to make my eighteenth seventeenth birthday a special one. I'm such a happy seventeen year old now. :)

Photos.



Here's Shutter, the mini shuttlecock Sharon got me from Hougang Sports hall. Shutter is male, 4years old and will scream if you ask "Can really hit with racket or not?". So stop asking that sensitive question. You have no idea what kind of childhood he went through.



This is Lola. She is only three months old. She's a present from Gead.



This is Lola's sister, Loila. She's much older than Lola, she's already ten this year. She's a present from Sheryl. She has a really weird character because you see, she poses as a lolly even though she's towel. :O My, that means she's not really Loila. She's the evil Towell who kidnapped Loila last year. I wonder what happened to the real Loila.







Here's Jaypo (Jay postcard) made specially by dear Ivy. Jaypo is kind of flat, but he's a nice person to talk to. Plus, he looks pretty much like Jay from the front. (Backview looks wordy) Aha.



This is Jayfi (Jay file) made by Yimin/Zero. Jayfi's really cute and thoughtful and he promised to sing me a birthday song whenever I feel like listening to one, the way Hi-fi do. How uber sweet of him. Unlike Jaypo, Jayfi looks like Jay from both the front and the back. Awww.



Here's Boo. He's a gift from Yimin and Zero gang on the day they decided to surprise the April babies. Boo's 7years old this year, though he looks a little small. He's pretty zi bi and doesn't talk much. But Jayfi has been talking him out of his zi bi-ness and he's a little more cheerful these few days. He even asked me to play hopscotch with him yesterday.



Meet the twins, Pho and To. They are given to me also by Yiminzero gang. Pho is the cheery yellow one and To is the more solemn darker one. They're an interesting duo and the good thing about them is you don't have to pay them much attention since they keep themselves company all the time. Sometimes somebody from Pho jumps over to To to see how things are like over there. I really enjoy looking at them.



Here's Tee Sher. Tee Sher says the same thing all the time, "DON'T BLAME ME (my evil twin did it.)" I kept telling her Yes I know you didn't do it. But she goes all defensive and repeat herself again. Sometimes I get really irritated with Tee Sher because she doesn't seem to know anything else to say. D: Tee Sher is from Laimeng/Muihiang/Sharon (?).





Here's Letty. She's a present from Naomi the Shorty. (My, the sentences rhyme!) Letty is 84 this year and she leads a really colourful life (as you can tell from her looks). Letty tells great bedtime stories, like how she almost died in World War 0.5, a self-inflicted internal warfare with her evil conscience. Yea, it's that interesting.





Here's a old old friend of Letty, Laity (Laimeng's letter). Laity is a little younger than Letty, she's only 83.5 years old this year. As you can see, Laity led a less colourful life than Letty. But she certainly leads a much more lovey dovey life, so much so that she practically has hearts drawn all over herself. Laity likes to jump around too, despite her old age. She thinks she's young at heart. She took up Boo's offer to play hopscotch last night when I politely decline.





The first photo of Waldy did a pretty good introduction of himself. Yep, he's Waldy the friendly worm. Although I really really hate worms, Waldy is an exception because he's cute and not slimy or disgusting! Waldy is from Yixin. Strictly speaking, he's from the bubble tea shop. But Yixin is who made him what he is today. Waldy enjoys playing Hide-and-seek with me, even when I didn't say I want to play. It took me about 2 hours to find him to take this photo.



Here's the famous Booklyn from Priscilla. You've probably heard tonnes about her from the previous previous post. Booklyn is not related to Boo at all even though their names are similar. Booklyn is a really shy guy and will only talk to you if you take the first step. He is really bad at concealing his thoughts. I can almost read him like a book.





Here's Cardion from Honghu. Cardion is 14 years old this year. He's adept at IT stuff and Art too. On the far right in the second picture is a drawing of Woody Cardion drew. The drawing is almost life-like. Cardion likes to sing birthday songs too. He sang me a birthday song together with Jayfi last night. Aw.



Here's Nuna. She's a present from Chingwen. Nuna actually came with 5 other friends who look (and taste) exactly like her. You can find Nuna look-alikes in Cold Storage or NTUC Fairprice. Nuna is really friendly and promises to quench your thirst anytime, anywhere.



Here's alot of things in one picture. On the left, the one who looks like a yellow ribbon is Pastala. She's Italian. She's a present specially flown from Italy given to me by Ann. Next to her in the same colour is Cardion's friend, Cardiona. Cardiona is a really sweet girl who dances uber pro ballet. We all expect her to grow up to be the greatest ballerina ever. Next to Cardiona is Neckalacey. Neckalacey is another beautifully elegant girl who repairs air-con. HAHAHAHA (sorry, I find that very funny.)



Here's Strabeary. She's a surprise cake from gillian and chunying who came over to surprise me last night. (They shouted for me from downstairs for a long time and no, I couldn't hear them.) Stabeary is really sweet (really really sweet) and this is probably the only photo you'll see of her ever again because she disappeared into a fork this afternoon.

Other friends of Strabeary disappeared into forks before I could take pictures of them too. There were 4 others.

Thanks friends. You people gave me more friends.

Bye!

PS: Priscilla, you're getting really famous. 8 people have asked me about you, 4 of whom wanted to know which school you're from. You're so wei4 xiao4 zheng1 guang1. Lawl.

4:59:00 PM because I say so